So... anybody going bald yet? Page 13

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  • mrpon 6 Jan 2014 16:14:29 29,003 posts
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    Ever tried to put a plaster on ball skin? It ain't happening my friend.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • nickthegun 6 Jan 2014 16:15:16 60,162 posts
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    I did uhm and ah about that one.

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  • Deckard1 6 Jan 2014 16:25:59 28,265 posts
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    I use a number 2 guard so its only the very loosest part of the turkey neck thats in any danger. I also like to leave a little bit of stubble on there for the little lady. My genitals look a little like Jason Statham under a certain light.
  • smoothpete 6 Jan 2014 16:27:49 31,536 posts
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    I get a little freckle where I've nicked the skin.
  • Load_2.0 6 Jan 2014 16:40:32 19,359 posts
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    Jason Statham and Strawberry Shortcake.

    Better hope your ballsacks don't meet up.

    Might get freaky.
  • Deckard1 6 Jan 2014 16:42:00 28,265 posts
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    Oh it would get freaky. Freaky deaky.
  • mrpon 6 Jan 2014 17:12:51 29,003 posts
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    Seems relevant.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • reggy72 6 Jan 2014 17:46:41 285 posts
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    Someone mentioned the comb over earlier, a funny incident that happened years back when I had hair at the barbers was this middle aged chap(me now) had the full on greased down 2ft long comb over, he ask this Scottish lad for a neat trim and tidy whilst he sat there and read the paper, this lad combed it over so it was all to one side and snipped the lot off, the bloke didn't notice until it was too late and went fucking mental, nearly died laughing. TBH he looked better without it.
  • smoothpete 10 Jan 2014 11:13:33 31,536 posts
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    Those clippers are good. I had previously been using the ones my missus had from when she was a hairdresser, they are also Wahl Pro ones but the entry level model. The Wahl balding ones kalel recommended are similar in terms of build quality and power, but give a closer cut. And they are sharp as fuck too.
  • nickthegun 10 Jan 2014 11:42:28 60,162 posts
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    Has anyone tried those head razzers like this?

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/BaByliss-7545U-Clipper-Trimmer-Men/dp/B005IXBYU4/

    Im considering going back to a grade one and cba getting anyone to do it for me.

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  • smoothpete 10 Jan 2014 11:44:57 31,536 posts
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    They are apparently shite nick. You're honestly much better off with some decent clippers.
  • smoothpete 10 Jan 2014 11:56:50 31,536 posts
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    The reviews are pretty funny

    "Great idea for a practical joke"

    "concentration camp haircut"

    "Took chunks out"

    "complete disaster"

    "tedious and unpleasant experience"

    "pain in the arse" - think this person was using it wrong

    "terrible, useless, doesn't cut hair"

    "hurts to use"

    "shocked and appalled"

    "I have a head like a patchwork quilt"

    "looked a complete idiot"

    "My dad insisted on wearing a hat every time he left the house till the bald patch it had created had grown back enough that he wasn't too embarrassed to go to the barbers"


    Seems fine Nick, go for it and report back with your findings.
  • smoothpete 10 Jan 2014 11:57:52 31,536 posts
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    "draws blood"
  • Salaman 10 Jan 2014 13:21:22 19,140 posts
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    Are you quoting the Amazon reviews or did you try your new super duper clippers on your nutsack, despite Kalel's warnings?
  • smoothpete 10 Jan 2014 13:26:13 31,536 posts
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    Amazon reviews

    and I ignored kalel's warning. All fine, everything intact.
  • nickthegun 10 Jan 2014 13:32:38 60,162 posts
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    Yeah, I think i'll give them a miss.

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  • Load_2.0 10 Jan 2014 13:49:48 19,359 posts
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    When they make a cure I am going to have a fucked up haircut. Some shit like Guile from SF2.

    Boom motherfuckers! Three tubs of gel.

    Also I am sick of losing the grade 1 attachment, every pair of clippers I own I lose the fucking grade 1 comb. On the odd occasion I give my chest a clip I end up using zero and have some patchy bald spots, I look like I live in a radioactive fishpond.
  • kalel 10 Jan 2014 14:44:10 87,933 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Those clippers are good. I had previously been using the ones my missus had from when she was a hairdresser, they are also Wahl Pro ones but the entry level model. The Wahl balding ones kalel recommended are similar in terms of build quality and power, but give a closer cut. And they are sharp as fuck too.
    Phew, glad they're as advertised.

    I'm never going back to consumer clippers again.
  • mrpon 11 Jun 2014 17:00:42 29,003 posts
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    Tricky decision slaptonics, stay bald or click on a Daily Mail link?

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Load_2.0 11 Jun 2014 18:03:38 19,359 posts
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    Ohhhh just what I need, I can't imagine anything going wrong with that.

    Now I have to spend the next 20 mins reading celeb gossip!
  • ZuluHero 11 Jun 2014 18:38:42 4,175 posts
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    She was bald when she started! :p
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