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  • pjmaybe 30 Apr 2009 16:36:41 70,666 posts
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    Loving it

    new videogame technology allows rendering of normal sized breasts

    It'll never catch on
  • Genji 11 May 2009 11:22:20 19,682 posts
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    Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens to Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel

    Zaiff emphasized that even the most discerning movie fans will have little choice but to watch the new film.

    "And for all you snobby fucks who say you wouldn't come within a mile of this fucking movie, we've got plans for you, too," Zaiff said. "You're not safe from this shit-show. Who's your favorite actor? Frank Langella? Malkovich? How about John-fucking-Malkovich? We'll dangle so much money in front of his face he'll sell out faster than a five-dollar whore."

    "Just try us," Zaiff continued. "I swear to God, I will personally dig up Stanley Kubrick's rotting corpse and attach him to this project myself if I have to."
    :D :D :D
  • terminalterror 29 May 2009 12:35:57 18,933 posts
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    Oh, No! It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!
  • PearOfAnguish 21 Jul 2009 12:02:27 7,544 posts
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    Current issue of the Onion is brilliant.

    They've put a lot of effort into the re-branding.
  • Genji 21 Jul 2009 13:54:42 19,682 posts
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    :D

    That's fucking GOLD. :D :D
  • terminalterror 21 Jul 2009 14:36:31 18,933 posts
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    PearOfAnguish wrote:
    Current issue of the Onion is brilliant.

    They've put a lot of effort into the re-branding.


    THAT IS AMAZINGLY GOOD!

    I love the video China celebrates its status as the world's number one polluter, with wonderful quotes from the Chinese Ambassador: "If pollution ruins a river, we will build a new river. If pollution destroys a mountain, we will build a new mountain" :D
  • terminalterror 21 Jul 2009 14:39:15 18,933 posts
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    I recommend you check out the Yu Wan Mei website :)
  • smoothpete 4 Sep 2009 16:36:36 32,137 posts
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    Bangladeshlol
  • mcmonkeyplc 4 Sep 2009 16:37:22 39,833 posts
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    Bengali will not be pleased!
  • terminalterror 4 Sep 2009 16:42:30 18,933 posts
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    smoothpete wrote:
    Bangladeshlol

    That is hilarious!
  • StarchildHypocrethes 4 Sep 2009 16:45:05 27,526 posts
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    Heh!
  • Popzeus 4 Sep 2009 16:58:39 8,424 posts
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    Oh, that is superb. :D
  • Popzeus 4 Sep 2009 16:58:40 8,424 posts
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  • cubbymoore 4 Sep 2009 17:01:52 36,509 posts
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    "We've since learned that the fun site runs false and juicy reports based on a historic incident"

    That's... one way of putting it I guess.
  • _Price_ 4 Sep 2009 17:05:31 3,071 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    "We've since learned that the fun site runs false and juicy reports based on a historic incident"

    That's... one way of putting it I guess.

    "We've since learned to get a sense of humour."

    : ) I guess they thought it'd be an easy way to fill column inches.
  • Genji 5 Sep 2009 01:01:17 19,682 posts
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    Heh, nice.

    I think it was funnier when that happened to the Chinese media, though. :)
  • TechnoHippy 26 Oct 2009 17:18:19 14,707 posts
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    Excellent :-)

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_dies_after_secret_4_year
  • El_MUERkO 26 Oct 2009 17:40:24 17,219 posts
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    Techno Hippy wrote:
    Excellent :-)

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_dies_after_secret_4_year

    poor, brave fool!
  • Genji 6 Nov 2009 02:29:12 19,682 posts
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    New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

    :D

    Love the picture.

    "Come to think of it, he was moving at a pace that didn't seem human," spectator Mark Rolland said. "And when the marathon was over, the American flag they tried to drape around him didn't even come close to fitting around his body."
  • terminalterror 11 Nov 2009 22:23:22 18,933 posts
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    Modern Warfare 3 to be the most realistic depiction of combat yet
  • Tomo 11 Nov 2009 22:29:53 14,093 posts
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    :D

    Great stuff.
  • Bill-Gates-is-Evil 13 Nov 2009 23:51:39 8,934 posts
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    terminalterror wrote:
    Modern Warfare 3 to be the most realistic depiction of combat yet

    \o/

    Looks awesome, but it makes you wonder... is this stealth advertising? Serious question. Maybe Infinity Ward PAID for that video, it looks like it took some IW involvement for those scenes. Also, the moon landings were fake
  • Tomo 13 Nov 2009 23:52:45 14,093 posts
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    Probably had some involvement yeah, but when it turns out to be genuinely good, I don't care. Decent advertising imo.
  • Bill-Gates-is-Evil 13 Nov 2009 23:53:48 8,934 posts
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    yeah i dont care if its advertising or not, i love it
  • Genji 2 Dec 2009 04:01:38 19,682 posts
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    Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

    The interview with Hannity.... priceless. :D
  • localnotail 2 Dec 2009 04:22:49 23,084 posts
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    excellent. I've got a Zombie Card (like a Donor Card) somewhere with a picture of Reagan on it - glad to see it proved prescient.

    The Onion newspaper is available for on the streets of Washington in those pull down paper things, I managed to find a couple of weeks worth in the time I was there last month. How much better would it be to get that on the bus that the bloody Metro?
  • terminalterror 2 Dec 2009 16:11:58 18,933 posts
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    Genji wrote:
    Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

    The interview with Hannity.... priceless. :D

    Utterly brilliant!
  • Retroid Moderator 2 Dec 2009 17:27:41 45,397 posts
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    Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

    :D
  • otto Moderator 7 Jan 2010 14:06:09 49,323 posts
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    Oh noes, major slut spillage
  • Hunam 7 Jan 2010 14:10:55 20,672 posts
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    In other news, the new apple laptop will come pre-loaded with a half-written coming of age novel....
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