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  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2012 20:28:46 17,843 posts
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    I just drank absinthe
    What is that intense pressure?
    I need a new chair
  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2012 20:29:35 17,843 posts
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    I canít hold it in
    I have to get up now
    Poo on the armchair
  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2012 20:39:45 17,843 posts
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    Straining hard to fart
    Something has gone badly wrong
    It was not a fart
  • Bremenacht 28 Jan 2012 20:41:50 17,843 posts
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    Had too much absinthe
    so fell asleep on my chair
    Replacement required
  • von_Doll 28 Jan 2012 22:16:52 2,107 posts
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    Beautiful.

    Brings a tear to my eye.
  • Immaterial 28 Jan 2012 22:22:34 1,335 posts
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    So perfect.

    Think I'll just switch everything off.

  • Popzeus 28 Jan 2012 23:34:20 8,300 posts
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    Mowgli done a poo.
    Says he hasn't but he has.
    Pooed in pooey chair.

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

  • localnotail 28 Jan 2012 23:43:40 23,093 posts
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    Drunken jungle boy
    Entering the chair-shite zone
    Thank you for sharing


    I wish morriss was here.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Bremenacht 29 Jan 2012 01:10:29 17,843 posts
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    Who shat in my chair?
    Said the father of the bears
    'twas me said Mowgli
  • WoodenSpoon 29 Jan 2012 03:33:37 12,285 posts
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    That is art.
  • Jacksie66 29 Jan 2012 03:42:31 572 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    Who shat in my chair?
    Said the father of the bears
    'twas me said Mowgli
    Applause
    Applause
  • WoodenSpoon 29 Jan 2012 03:48:20 12,285 posts
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    Mowgli shat his pants
    disgusting; dirty, warm, wet
    a huge disaster
  • Dirtbox 29 Jan 2012 04:28:43 77,746 posts
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    Chair likes backsides
    sitting on it and the like
    not shitting, you cunt

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Bremenacht 2 Feb 2012 01:05:28 17,843 posts
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    Comfortable chair
    i shall excrete upon you
    a horrible poo
  • Bremenacht 2 Feb 2012 01:08:35 17,843 posts
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    As I fall asleep
    poo haikus form in my mind
    I cannot stop it
  • Bremenacht 10 Feb 2012 00:18:42 17,843 posts
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    A week has passed since
    mowgli shat upon a chair
    where does the time go?
  • Bremenacht 16 Jun 2012 14:45:47 17,843 posts
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    Wedding bells ring out
    Mowgli is joined in marriage
    (and not to a chair)
  • Bremenacht 11 Feb 2013 16:57:23 17,843 posts
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    Pepsipop is proud
    of her English heritage
    Phwwwoarr says neilka
  • LeoliansBro 11 Feb 2013 17:00:59 43,825 posts
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    Revan's IQ is
    159.
    (Cleverer than me).

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • neilka 11 Feb 2013 17:03:03 15,861 posts
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    Pepsipop oh yeah
    You are so lovely lovely
    Lovely lovely yes

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • RedSparrows 11 Feb 2013 17:05:09 22,332 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    Revan's IQ is
    159.
    (Cleverer than me)
    Gunshot.
    Fixed and broken.
  • neilka 11 Feb 2013 17:07:01 15,861 posts
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    Oh Pepsipop I
    Am legally obliged to
    Stay away from schools

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Bremenacht 11 Feb 2013 17:07:06 17,843 posts
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    What must it be like
    to be a woman on here
    and have testicles?
  • Bremenacht 11 Feb 2013 17:44:16 17,843 posts
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    sad sad neilka
    prrrrrrfffrrrring down both his legs
    charming pepsipop
  • Bremenacht 11 Feb 2013 17:46:41 17,843 posts
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    Monday afternoon
    pissed away writing bollocks
    I get nothing done
  • Bremenacht 11 Feb 2013 17:59:19 17,843 posts
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    Hours and hours and hours.
    Is this the bus to madness?
    I want to get off.
  • Rusty_M 11 Feb 2013 18:04:28 4,654 posts
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    Thought this thread was closed
    Neilka and Pepsipop need
    To go get a room

    The world is going mad. Me? I'm doing fine.

  • Bremenacht 20 Mar 2013 00:59:22 17,843 posts
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    To buy a Wii U
    or not to buy a Wii U?
    I think I shall not.
  • Bremenacht 20 Mar 2013 00:59:41 17,843 posts
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    I do like Pikmin.
    Enough to buy a Wii U?
    Oh no it isn't.

    There. Tidy.
  • Ka-blamo 20 Mar 2013 01:32:27 7,326 posts
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    Haikus are shit, no skill
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