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  • Tiger_Walts 24 Jun 2005 16:39:13 16,522 posts
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    Ack! Haiku Nazis
    Subvert the form I beg
    You're all a bunch of cocks anyway and I hate you. HATE YOU I TELL THEE!!!11

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  • kincaide 24 Jun 2005 16:40:17 5,063 posts
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    GingerMagician wrote:

    Chaos Theory Class
    on Live it beats Pandora
    Where are you these days?

    Family concerns,
    late at night I cruise the Live,
    hope we hook up soon
  • drumbaby 24 Jun 2005 16:40:34 2,688 posts
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    What the fuck is a Haiku?
    Is it a poem that doesn't
    Scan and is a bit crap?
  • Lutz 24 Jun 2005 16:42:02 48,854 posts
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    drumbaby, google
    Use it well young padawan
    And you will find out.
  • Tiger_Walts 24 Jun 2005 16:46:02 16,522 posts
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    Something is not right,
    Why is the shield still up?
    Ackbar: It's a trap!

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  • RubyRed 24 Jun 2005 16:46:24 4,303 posts
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    My chin has a spot
    I can't stop picking at it
    It is bloody sore
  • Abscido 24 Jun 2005 16:47:20 641 posts
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    Edit was made
    The long line died
    Factory of words
  • Tiger_Walts 24 Jun 2005 16:49:12 16,522 posts
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    RubyRed wrote:
    My chin has a spot
    I can't stop picking at it
    It is bloody sore
    Like pint of Guinness
    Good things come to those who wait.
    Bigger spot : big pop

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  • Nasty 24 Jun 2005 16:49:20 4,726 posts
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    I've a rash down there
    Can't think where I got it from
    Could have been the dog
  • Lutz 24 Jun 2005 16:52:06 48,854 posts
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    Tiger Walts is funny
    much laughter did happen then
    Upon reading post.
  • Toonster 24 Jun 2005 16:54:28 6,821 posts
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    haikuhaikuhai
    kuhaikuhaikuhaiku
    haikuhaikuhai

    3DS: 0361-6951-2609 (Tom)

  • Deleted user 24 June 2005 16:57:41
    Michael Barrymore.
    He is a fucking legend.
    All is forgiven.
  • Tiger_Walts 24 Jun 2005 16:57:58 16,522 posts
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    Oh my, thank you Lutz.
    Flattery does work on me
    I'm free on Fridays.

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  • Abscido 24 Jun 2005 16:58:14 641 posts
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    General Kenobi
    Grevious coughed and spoke
    The Negotiator
  • Dr.Haggard 24 Jun 2005 17:00:21 4,087 posts
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    Nasty wrote:
    I've a rash down there
    Can't think where I got it from
    Could have been the dog

    A rash on the groin?
    They don't appear by themselves
    Where has Nasty been?


    Summer has arrived
    Were it not for skin on show
    For winter I'd pine

    Didn't we have a haiku game reviews thread a while back?
  • Deleted user 24 June 2005 17:01:39
    otto wrote:
    Friday afternoon.
    I use my fingers to count.
    God I'm bored shitless.

    Funny that, me too.
    Can't count to five in my head.
    Should go back to school.
  • Abscido 24 Jun 2005 17:04:46 641 posts
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    General Otto,
    Grevious without his fingers
    The Calculator
  • Bertie Senior Staff Writer, Eurogamer.net 24 Jun 2005 17:09:25 1,749 posts
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    Oh Eurogamer,
    My everything, my love
    won't you excite me?
  • Lutz 24 Jun 2005 17:12:53 48,854 posts
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    Doing my head in
    Part Eighteen, Fire Emblem.
    Just die you arsehole.
  • kincaide 24 Jun 2005 17:13:04 5,063 posts
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    gamecube - unwanted,
    lacking third party support,
    no shelfspace for games
  • Abscido 24 Jun 2005 17:17:30 641 posts
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    Out of Order,
    another code - worth playing
    point and click
  • Gretters 24 Jun 2005 17:18:39 2,628 posts
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    Friday night is here
    Time for beers, then chasers too
    Tonight, I will spew
  • Abscido 24 Jun 2005 17:20:33 641 posts
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    Yee-haw in Filgaia,
    one of the PS2's best
    Square-Enix, no-no
  • Deleted user 24 June 2005 17:21:46
    Ten mins til hometime.
    Time left for a blankoblank?
    Vinegar strokes. Aaah.


    ;)
  • sam_spade 24 Jun 2005 17:22:10 15,745 posts
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    drumbaby wrote:
    What the fuck is a Haiku?
    Is it a poem that doesn't
    Scan and is a bit crap?

    It could be worse and we start writing sonnets.
    Then much space would be taken up,
    With rolling of eyes and scratching of bonnets.
    And people giving in with a resounding, "Yup!"

    Besides, I'm sure that you all agree that the Haiku
    Despite its seventeen syllables: five, seven, five blueprint
    Has worn thin and unimpressive, a trampen shoe
    Well-worn and overused a buckle lacking its glint.

    Anyway I think that I have given too clear my hint.
    That some things, are simple and simple lacking truth.
    Are clouds not to rain, fire not issuing from a flint.
    Just blemishing the sky and earth, age tainted upon youth.

    Although it is quite hard to rhyme things with Haiku
    The only spark, without a dictionary, was shoe and possibly crew.









  • Deleted user 24 June 2005 17:24:30
    A rhyming haiku?
    Hmm, let me think. Hard to do!
    5 minutes till home! Whoo hoo.
  • MetalDog 24 Jun 2005 17:27:00 23,706 posts
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    Summer storm outside
    inside the aching pain of
    half an hour to go

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Gretters 24 Jun 2005 17:27:59 2,628 posts
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    Into Town I go
    Avoiding Chavs, not easy
    Burberry protects
  • Lutz 24 Jun 2005 17:28:42 48,854 posts
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    Much hunger inside
    Sirloin steak for tea tonight.
    Cannot wait to munch
  • Nemesis 24 Jun 2005 18:34:50 18,446 posts
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    It's days like this
    I feel a touch of Spike is needed

    There was a baboon, who one afternoon,
    Said I think Ill fly to the sun!
    So with two great palms strapped to his arms,
    He started his take-off run!
    Mile after mile he galloped in style,
    But he never once left the ground.
    Youre travelling too slow! said a passing crow,
    Try reaching the speed of sound!
    So he put on a spurt My God how it hurt!
    The soles of his feet caught fire!
    There were great clouds of steam as he raced through a stream,
    But he still didnt get any higher!
    Racing on through the night, both his knees caught alight,
    And smoke billowed out from his rear!
    But quick to his aid came a fire brigade,
    Who chased him for over a year!
    Many moons passed by. Did Baboon ever fly?
    Did he ever get to the sun?
    Ive just heard today that hes well on his way!
    Hell be passing through Acton at one
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