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  • RobTheBuilder 20 Mar 2013 01:46:10 6,521 posts
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    A haiku is tight
    If you can just do it right
    Don't diss if you can't
  • sirtacos 21 Mar 2013 05:56:08 7,398 posts
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    Envious Ka-blamo,
    Good haikus make him bitter
    Like cuntflaps in Spring.

    Edited by sirtacos at 05:56:26 21-03-2013
  • Tonka 21 Mar 2013 06:45:18 21,565 posts
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    Raising blinds in March
    Expecting some semblance of
    The spring that wont come

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • LockeTribal 21 Mar 2013 09:05:11 4,545 posts
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    Today is World Poetry Day so here's a gaming haiku:

    Metal Gear Solid
    Snake goes to cold Alaska
    Roy shouts "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE" often
  • Bremenacht 5 Apr 2013 13:51:24 19,996 posts
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    anthonyrappa
    bear of very little brain
    long words bother him

    Je suis Burkey

  • THFourteen 5 Apr 2013 13:55:11 34,713 posts
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    I used to work in Chicago,
    In an old department store,
    I used to work in Chicago,
    I don't work there any more.

    A woman came in for some meat,
    Some meat from the store,
    Some meat she wanted,
    porked she got
    I don't work there any more
  • RobTheBuilder 5 Apr 2013 14:28:25 6,521 posts
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    I checked this old thread
    To see what was happening
    I wish I hadnt
  • Bremenacht 5 Apr 2013 14:48:47 19,996 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    Raising blinds in March
    Expecting some semblance of
    The spring that wont come
    Hang about - that looks like a real one! Bravo!

    Je suis Burkey

  • ModishNouns 5 Apr 2013 15:40:22 4,664 posts
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    I remember when
    This forum was a fun place
    Now I sew mail bags
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Apr 2013 16:08:40 16,698 posts
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    Wii U Wii U Wii
    U Wii U Wii U Wii U
    The men from Yewtree

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • riz23 5 Apr 2013 16:36:21 1,536 posts
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    Riccitiello
    You were the boss of EA
    Boo Hoo Hoo Ha Ha

    Riccitiello
    You were once a CEO
    But always a prick

    Edited by riz23 at 16:36:59 05-04-2013

    GT: oldskooldeano

  • RobTheBuilder 5 Apr 2013 16:37:29 6,521 posts
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    For new Xbox want
    Moar graphiks moar graphiks please
    Same for ps4
  • localnotail 5 Apr 2013 22:33:17 23,093 posts
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    Marshmallow puffballs
    White dogs of Deckard deny
    Masculinity

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Apr 2013 22:59:27 16,698 posts
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    Do it do it do
    It do it do it do it
    Do it do it m8

    Wubba lubba dub-dub

  • localnotail 6 Apr 2013 00:51:46 23,093 posts
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    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • RobTheBuilder 6 Apr 2013 01:03:18 6,521 posts
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    Nice synth laden band
    But they've never really topped
    Over and over
  • Bremenacht 8 Apr 2013 19:06:53 19,996 posts
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    God bless you, Thatcher.
    Borne on the wings of angels
    to ivory towers.

    Je suis Burkey

  • PES_Fanboy 1 Oct 2014 22:51:33 19,585 posts
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    These sausages need
    To be put in Thermos flasks
    Anfony's a twat
  • PES_Fanboy 2 Oct 2014 05:51:16 19,585 posts
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    User Deckard 2
    Didn't follow haiku rules
    But it was funny
  • TheMayorOfJugs 2 Oct 2014 06:51:18 4,904 posts
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    Sex in the mouth hole
    Not what nature intended
    Fuck it's nice though innit
  • PES_Fanboy 2 Oct 2014 07:24:23 19,585 posts
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    I hope you still took
    The Essex plastic surgeon
    Seņor Stanley knife
  • TheMayorOfJugs 2 Oct 2014 08:04:44 4,904 posts
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    Stanley sadly went
    Unused on this specific
    Night my mentor bruh
  • Rivuzu 2 Oct 2014 09:18:32 3,944 posts
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    Jugs, the deviant
    Ever ruining eager sluts
    Lucky Irish cunt.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 2 Oct 2014 10:01:49 4,904 posts
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    Sheets forever lost
    Wrecked by fluids abundant
    Somewhere a dog barks
  • Waffleaber 2 Oct 2014 10:48:18 470 posts
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    The Match dot com thread
    Is better than Hollyoakes
    Great horny drama
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