UK General Election 2017: Scumbags vs. Clowns

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  • thelzdking 18 Apr 2017 12:20:44 6,865 posts
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    May will win a much larger majority, and then claim that it shows how the country is 'coming together' after Brexit (despite our FPTP electoral system meaning that millions of votes are essentially worthless). Then she can push for whatever wacky Brexit deal her mental backbenchers and the Mail want, as well as full-blown Tory policies on everything else for the next five years.

    I am well prepared for my opinion of my countrymen to sink even lower than it already has as they vote against their interests yet again.

    Fuck the Tories for being pure cunts, fuck Labour for being a shitshow, and fuck the electoral system for foisting these two decrepit dinosaur parties on the UK electorate again and again.

    Edited by thelzdking at 12:21:36 18-04-2017
  • PazJohnMitch 18 Apr 2017 12:29:48 13,274 posts
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    Hopefully people that voted Remain and Tory will vote for the Lib Dems in June.

    It seems very likely that the Tories will win easily but with Labour in such a mess the Lib Dems really need to take this opportunity to put out a strong and consistent message.
  • GoatApocalypse 18 Apr 2017 12:34:23 3,478 posts
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    Brexit will be the first thing the Tories demand of Tim Farron. And he'll give it to them. Nailed on.
  • H1ggyLTD 18 Apr 2017 12:35:02 8,485 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    Brexit will be the first thing the Tories demand of Tim Farron. And he'll give it to them. Nailed on.
    Depends what God tells him to do.
  • LittleSparra 18 Apr 2017 12:38:45 7,682 posts
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    Wheras Corbyn would do what? Renege on Brexit?
    Nope.

    But fuck the Judean People's Front ey. Purity tests and no agency on the part of Labour's purists. Life is unfairb fuck quislings.

    Thank fuck this election is so soon...
  • Jyzzy-Z 18 Apr 2017 12:38:47 2,633 posts
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    I bet TOTALJOBZKI.RU has gone down with the amount of computer hacker job applications that have gone up in the last hour.
  • disusedgenius 18 Apr 2017 12:40:39 8,947 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    Thank fuck this election is so soon...
    It was definitely a bit of a shock to the system to see the date after getting used to the US system of taking years over everything.
  • GoatApocalypse 18 Apr 2017 12:49:55 3,478 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    Wheras Corbyn would do what? Renege on Brexit?
    Nope.

    But fuck the Judean People's Front ey. Purity tests and no agency on the part of Labour's purists. Life is unfairb fuck quislings.

    Thank fuck this election is so soon...
    http://www.labour.org.uk/index.php/10-pledges

    I have no idea what the second paragraph of your post is about, but I hope I've addressed the first.
  • Garfy 18 Apr 2017 12:57:09 1,315 posts
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    Clowns to the left of me, Scumbags to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with... with... On my own!

    Edited by Garfy at 12:58:37 18-04-2017
  • LittleSparra 18 Apr 2017 12:58:35 7,682 posts
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    ...no? If you hate Brexit, what do those 10 pledges offer you on that front? A better Brexit? Perhaps. Not hard versus the Tories. But still Brexit.

    But naturally quisling Lib Dems would renege on explicit promises, and Labour never do. If they had made such a promise. Which they haven't.
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 18 Apr 2017 12:59:48 47,491 posts
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  • disusedgenius 18 Apr 2017 13:02:18 8,947 posts
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    People seem to be suddenly using the word 'quisling' like I'm meant to know what it means
    ...

    LittleSparra wrote:
    ...no? If you hate Brexit, what do those 10 pledges offer you on that front? A better Brexit? Perhaps. Not hard versus the Tories. But still Brexit.

    But naturally quisling Lib Dems would renege on explicit promises, and Labour never do. If they had made such a promise. Which they haven't.
    Look, Sparra, I don't know if you were told but the Real Fight Starts Now! Those aren't just empty words, you know.
  • quadfather 18 Apr 2017 13:05:36 30,391 posts
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    I am, as you know, thick as large shits when it comes to politics, but reading about it, you'd need a unified approach to take the Tories out. So, is a coalition a thing that could be constructed of lib dem and labour? Yay? neigh?
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    @quadfather neigh
  • quadfather 18 Apr 2017 13:07:50 30,391 posts
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    @Graxlar_v2

    Tits.

    Oh well.

    Why not though, out of interest?
  • Das_Plok 18 Apr 2017 13:08:16 107 posts
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    A whole 2 months to prepare for a general election. I can't wait to read the terrible manifestos consisting of 6-7 buzz words per page and having to suffer through the puerile campaigning.

    Hoping for first contact with Vulcan sometime soon.
  • Dirtbox 18 Apr 2017 13:08:50 89,817 posts
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  • Deleted user 18 April 2017 13:09:02
    @quadfather lib dems don't want brexit, Corbyn wants out of Europe asap.
  • GoatApocalypse 18 Apr 2017 13:09:51 3,478 posts
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    LittleSparra wrote:
    ...no? If you hate Brexit, what do those 10 pledges offer you on that front? A better Brexit? Perhaps. Not hard versus the Tories. But still Brexit.

    But naturally quisling Lib Dems would renege on explicit promises, and Labour never do. If they had made such a promise. Which they haven't.
    Ask anyone who got a university education any time in the past few years about Lib Dem promises and their value when it comes to electoral policies.
  • disusedgenius 18 Apr 2017 13:09:52 8,947 posts
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    I don't think you could 100% rule out then joining a coalition together, but it would be a real tough one to sort out, especially with Labour's switch over Europe.

    Tbh as well, I don't think the Labour party really has the mindset for such things. They can't even cope with puralism in their own party and just look at the way their supporters react to the LibDems having to give things up being part of their last coalition. They're almost more of a puritan dinosaur than the Tories in that respect.

    Edited by disusedgenius at 13:13:43 18-04-2017
  • hedben2013 18 Apr 2017 13:10:41 565 posts
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    Anna Soubry is my (Tory) MP and she was strongly pro-Remain, then went on to advocating soft Brexit, so the choice isn't as clear cut as it might have been. But still, Never Trust Tory...

    Someone needs to make that "Not Tory" app that shows you how to do tactical voting in your constituency. It will probably still be a landslide though.
  • funkstar 18 Apr 2017 13:12:13 3,246 posts
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    @quadfather i google image searched 'horse goes neigh' for a reply to you. This was the first three rows of results:

  • Garfy 18 Apr 2017 13:15:21 1,315 posts
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    I'm standing for the Eurogamer party. My plans are:

    1. PES for foreign secretary.
    2. Bowling to be declared illegal.
    3. Steam sales will be mandatory.
    4. The console war declared null and void, ZX Spectrum declared greatest gaming device ever.
  • GoatApocalypse 18 Apr 2017 13:15:49 3,478 posts
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    The SNP are more natural bedfellows for Labour. Gib Scottish Labour off, they're useless anyway.
  • LittleSparra 18 Apr 2017 13:16:00 7,682 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    LittleSparra wrote:
    ...no? If you hate Brexit, what do those 10 pledges offer you on that front? A better Brexit? Perhaps. Not hard versus the Tories. But still Brexit.

    But naturally quisling Lib Dems would renege on explicit promises, and Labour never do. If they had made such a promise. Which they haven't.
    Ask anyone who got a university education any time in the past few years about Lib Dem promises and their value when it comes to electoral policies.
    Sure. But that changes Labour's current promises, or lack thereof, and their current shambles, how?Labour are able to not promise something and that is taken as them promising it and anyway Lib Dems who do promise something are 100% unreliable.  Ok then.

    Edited by LittleSparra at 13:23:52 18-04-2017
  • disusedgenius 18 Apr 2017 13:16:50 8,947 posts
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    Of course, after all this, it would be hilarious if May couldn't actually get the two thirds vote to hold the election. I wonder if the Labour MPs will try to hold it off.
  • disusedgenius 18 Apr 2017 13:18:04 8,947 posts
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    GoatApocalypse wrote:
    The SNP are more natural bedfellows for Labour.
    You see, I was of the understanding that the SNP and Labour fucking hate each other.
  • Trowel 18 Apr 2017 13:20:28 21,854 posts
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    disusedgenius wrote:
    Of course, after all this, it would be hilarious if May couldn't actually get the two thirds vote to hold the election. I wonder if the Labour MPs will try to hold it off.
    On the grounds that Labour MPs only have 8 weeks to work out Corbyn's current policies you might be on to something.
  • quadfather 18 Apr 2017 13:22:42 30,391 posts
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    Fair enough re the coalition. Still, stranger things have happened.

    And thanks, funkstar :)
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