You already know most of mine, so I won't bore you with particulars. I was just wondering how much everyone else fucks it up .gif)
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Dirtbox 73,725 posts
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pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agoMost unsmooth moment - being invited to stay at my ex's parents house, and accidentally catching her mum and dad "at it" on the bathroom floor one morning...
Unsmooth? Embarrasing? Unsmooth because all I could think to say was "Ahhh it's nice that you still do that at your age!"
The rest of the week was spent in virtual silence.
Peej
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Razz 57,932 posts
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Mike_Hunt 23,517 posts
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Registered 10 years agoAye, that'll be one I'm not forgetting. Not the best way of introducing yourself mate!
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Razz 57,932 posts
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Registered 11 years agoYou still have a lovely bum
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Mike_Hunt 23,517 posts
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Registered 10 years agoToo many to list. One that jumps to mind is being challenged to down a pint by some friends. Normally I'd refuse but I was out with a girl (now an ex) I was trying to pull.
I downed the pint, in one.
Then threw it back up, into the glass.
That was smooooooth, well apart from the lumps of diced carrot.
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Mike_Hunt 23,517 posts
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Razz 57,932 posts
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ssuellid 19,141 posts
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Registered 11 years agoRazz wrote:
Said Razz as he pulled back the duvet?
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smoothpete 29,183 posts
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Registered 9 years agoNot many (hence the name), but probably being caught wanking to anal pr0n by my female flatmate and my ex-girlfriend -
pjmaybe 70,678 posts
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Registered 11 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner...!
Not many (hence the name), but probably being caught wanking to anal pr0n by my female flatmate and my ex-girlfriend
Peej
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Mr_Sleep 13,573 posts
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Registered 11 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Are the two connected?
Not many (hence the name), but probably being caught wanking to anal pr0n by my...ex-girlfriend
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smoothpete 29,183 posts
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Registered 9 years agoMr Sleep wrote:
No, but had we still been together I'm pretty sure it would have been a "ending sequence"smoothpete wrote:
Are the two connected?
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Mr_Sleep 13,573 posts
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Registered 11 years agosmoothpete wrote:
Heh, my girlfriend did find some dodgy links but just took the piss and found it rather funny...granted it wasn't anything too dodgy.
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zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Registered 8 years agoOh yes and, after earning myself my comedy wrestler name of 'Gender Bender', I announced, without thinking, that "I am only Gender Bender when I'm in the ring!"
The hilarity provailed well into the night
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silver-jon 1,518 posts
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Registered 9 years agozErOb_cOOl wrote:
What is it with the word 'ring', eh ?
Oh yes and, after earning myself my comedy wrestler name of 'Gender Bender', I announced, without thinking, that "I am only Gender Bender when I'm in the ring!"
The hilarity provailed well into the night
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silver-jon 1,518 posts
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Registered 9 years agoJust remembered mine.
I was 16 years old and had just finished O-levels. My dad was a musical extra in the film "Absolute Beginners" (you know, with Chesney Hawkes and Patsy Kensit). Anyway I went to the studio with him one day and kind of mooched around, seeing how shots were set-up, how many 'takes' were needed to get it right, etc.
Sometime mid-afternoon and the director gives the actors a break for half an hour or something. I'm skulking on-set when around the corner, striding purposefully and almost right into me comes Patsy Kensit wearing the tightest yellow dress I've ever seen in my life (it was so tight I could actually make out the detail of her nipples. Not just peanuts - I mean the tiny details). All long, tanned legs, tiny waist and firm breasts she was. And standing about a foot away from me. Staring at me for a moment.
I just gawped. Seriously and embarrasingly slack jawed and making a subconscious quite kind of "uhhh" noise (I think it must have been the sound of my balls exploding).
She walked past and I didn't move for about a week.
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oceanmotion 13,172 posts
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zErOb_cOOl 3,237 posts
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Lol! Yeah I know. Kids (and Craig Charles) eh? PfffzErOb_cOOl wrote:
What is it with the word 'ring', eh ?
Oh yes and, after earning myself my comedy wrestler name of 'Gender Bender', I announced, without thinking, that "I am only Gender Bender when I'm in the ring!"
The hilarity provailed well into the night
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eviltobz 2,609 posts
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Registered 9 years agozErOb_cOOl wrote:
heh. i did something quite similar. there were a few signs that he swang that way, but equally had said a few things to imply he didn't, so i thought nothing of it when i said something along the lines of "i'm gay, you're gay, we're all gay, just deal with it." and he then told me that he actually was. damn i shut up fast at that point
Calling a mate a "Big gay bear", only to later find out he was gay, which I then tried to claim I knew all along.
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Ecanem 5,035 posts
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Razz 57,932 posts
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Registered 11 years agoOMG! I remember farting loudly on a busy tube right in a schoolgirls face. Poor thing. The worst thing was that no said a word. not even a laugh, just silence.
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Ecanem 5,035 posts
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Registered 8 years agoRazz wrote:
Hehe, that's bad..
OMG! I remember farting loudly on a busy tube right in a schoolgirls face. Poor thing. The worst thing was that no said a word. not even a laugh, just silence.
I farted someone in the face once.. on purpose though.. he was a smoker and while I was having my lunch he repeatedly blew smoke into my face. Really pissed me off.. - then I finished and he sat down to eat.. so just as I walk by him his face is right *behind* me.. PRrrrrrrop! To make it even better he was my boss at the time.. a right old bastard if there ever was one.. -
gnomelover 65 posts
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Registered 8 years agoSome real choice moments in here!
Trying to think of just one myself, lest I write a book.
Once while visiting my girl at uni I got completely pissed early on in the night. Wound up passing out and waking back up a few hours later while the party was still raging in her flat, and staggering out in next to nothing to find the bathroom. Walked into her flatmate's bedroom while her flatmate was in bed with a guy, and attempted to unload in her closet. The half-dressed, unhappy gentleman escorted me out the door and locked it. I then barged into the next door I found, another flatmate's room, who was also in bed with another guy, and attempted the same thing in her closet. Same result. I eventually found the appropriate place, but instead of going back to bed, I went downstairs and passed out on the floor, almost naked, in the middle of the party. -
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