Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Episode VIII) Page 97

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  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 3 Jan 2018 09:50:28 47,415 posts
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    Why do you think they made a big deal of Luke's lightsaber getting broken. That was them literally smashing the patriarchy.

    Literally.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 09:50:55 19,158 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    L [u]i[/u] g h t   [u]s[/u] a b r [u]e
    [/u][u]P[/u] a d a w a [u]n

    [/u]You do the math.


    Only if you do the markup

    Edited by elstoof at 09:51:29 03-01-2018
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 3 Jan 2018 09:51:48 11,950 posts
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    The red sabres that the sith use symbolise the menstrual cycle apparently. Proving that all woman are inherently evil.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 09:53:04 19,158 posts
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    You can only make the crystals go red once a month
  • Tonka 3 Jan 2018 09:55:21 26,893 posts
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    The red light comes from manufactured crystals as opposed to the pure natural crystals of the Jedi. It's supposed to symbolise howEve was created from Adam. That everything female is just a derivative.

    see also blond boy as the future of the resistance. Rey will o b v i o u s l y not be allowed to become the new bearer of light.

    Such a blatant patriarchal christian white supremacy story.
  • FWB 3 Jan 2018 09:57:46 54,215 posts
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    How can Rey look like a wise old Jedi if she cannot grow a beard?
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 09:58:29 19,158 posts
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    We’ll find out that Ben went on a stag do to Canto Bight and totally nailed the stripper like a boss, that’s where the stable boy got his leet skills because Ben doesn’t do condoms

    Edited by elstoof at 09:59:26 03-01-2018
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 3 Jan 2018 09:59:13 11,950 posts
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    They'll have to have her doing a handstand.

    Edited by Decks at 09:59:27 03-01-2018
  • The_Goon 3 Jan 2018 10:01:09 702 posts
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    FWB wrote:
    How can Rey look like a wise old Jedi if she cannot grow a beard?
    She can grow her hair really long and tie it around her head to create a faux beard.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 10:03:19 19,158 posts
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    We’ll find out she’s actually a man in disguise in the next one and all the fanboys will breath a sigh of relief at finally having a satisfactory explanation of her powers
  • DanB24 3 Jan 2018 10:21:17 5,545 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Why do you think they made a big deal of Luke's lightsaber getting broken. That was them literally smashing the patriarchy.

    Literally.
    Wasn't Luke's. His is green.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 10:25:38 19,158 posts
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    His second one was green
  • MrTomFTW Best Moderator, 2016 3 Jan 2018 10:25:43 47,415 posts
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    No that's his second lightsaber. The blue one was Luke's first one, inherited off his dad.
  • challenge_hanukkah 3 Jan 2018 10:27:13 5,598 posts
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    Jesus Dan, call yourself a Star Wars fan?
  • DanB24 3 Jan 2018 10:27:21 5,545 posts
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    Well technically yeah but I think of that one more as his dad's one than his.
  • DanB24 3 Jan 2018 10:29:42 5,545 posts
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    challenge_hanukkah wrote:
    Jesus Dan, call yourself a Star Wars fan?
    I enjoy Star Wars but I'm really an undercover Star Trek fan lol.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 10:36:25 19,158 posts
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    Doesn’t Maz explain that it was Luke’s father’s before it was Luke’s, and also why Ben tells Rey it belongs to him

    Edited by elstoof at 10:37:04 03-01-2018
  • Dizzy 3 Jan 2018 10:36:30 3,546 posts
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    @challenge_hanukkah Depends on what blaster bolts actually are.
  • FWB 3 Jan 2018 10:45:13 54,215 posts
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    Well, they make a pew-pew sound so obviously Christian conversion beams of light. Empire are atheists, Rebels missionaries.
  • foster2007 3 Jan 2018 11:08:01 254 posts
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  • Dizzy 3 Jan 2018 11:12:56 3,546 posts
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    @FWB Well in that case the Force should have no problem stopping them. Pagan magic > any other religion.
  • EMarkM 3 Jan 2018 11:47:33 4,415 posts
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    Dizzy wrote:
    @FWB Well in that case the Force should have no problem stopping them. Pagan magic > any other religion.
    I’m really concerned about the physics of this.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 12:33:06 19,158 posts
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    What about if Bjork turned up with her Pagan Poetry, who would win then
  • Dizzy 3 Jan 2018 12:45:15 3,546 posts
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    We all know she is a Sith.
  • Tonka 3 Jan 2018 12:45:30 26,893 posts
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    Women can't play.
  • Tonka 3 Jan 2018 12:53:42 26,893 posts
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    The misogyny and general MRA message of TLJ is so blatantly displayed.

    When Rey hands Luke the laser sword he holds it in a way that shows off the opening. It's a vagina, a fleshlight. He chucks it over his shoulder. "I don't need your vagina!"

    Then he shows Rey what he's really about. Raping the indigenous creatures for his own pleasure. Showing off that big massive pole he handles so deftly. "I can fend for myself, I rely on no woman! I take what I want!"

    Rey on the other hand is dephllusing the island in her exercise scene. "I will neuter you!"

    Then she dives into a wet hairy dark hole and looks at herself in the mirorr endlessly.

    It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
  • The_Goon 3 Jan 2018 13:02:16 702 posts
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    It all makes sense why Kylo and Rey didn't get it on thinking about it. Kylo only likes sticking his 'lightsaber' in men - Han, Snoke. And Luke is in hiding because he was so rejected by Kylo when he whipped out his 'lightsaber' and tried to use it on him. Lightbulb moment.
  • FWB 3 Jan 2018 13:06:54 54,215 posts
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    So Han is Tauntauning Luke by placing him "inside" the creature.
  • elstoof 3 Jan 2018 13:18:20 19,158 posts
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    I’d also be pretty pissed if uncle Luke nonced off all the other younglings instead of only me, he said I was special
  • Skirlasvoud 3 Jan 2018 13:20:24 3,137 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    The misogyny and general MRA message of TLJ is so blatantly displayed.

    When Rey hands Luke the laser sword he holds it in a way that shows off the opening. It's a vagina, a fleshlight. He chucks it over his shoulder. "I don't need your vagina!"

    Then he shows Rey what he's really about. Raping the indigenous creatures for his own pleasure. Showing off that big massive pole he handles so deftly. "I can fend for myself, I rely on no woman! I take what I want!"

    Rey on the other hand is dephllusing the island in her exercise scene. "I will neuter you!"

    Then she dives into a wet hairy dark hole and looks at herself in the mirorr endlessly.

    It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

    Clearly, Leia getting blasted into the lifeless void of space, was an analogous to her overcoming menopause. Kylo not wanting to shoot her and letting another man do it, had Freudian implications and very much a cuck move on his part.

    Clearly Feminist propaganda.

    Edited by Skirlasvoud at 13:26:38 03-01-2018
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