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  • elstoof 14 Mar 2013 23:10:44 8,306 posts
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    I get the sacrament emailed to me at 9am on a Sunday, print it out on a sheet of rice paper. Works well in practice, means I can get on with other things and catch up with the gospel at a time that suits my lifestyle better.
  • Fab4 15 Mar 2013 07:46:55 6,216 posts
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    I'm pretty sure being forced to use Twitter was the final straw that led the last one to say "Fuck this for a game of soldiers!". Oh, and the noncing.
  • warlockuk 15 Mar 2013 08:33:12 19,223 posts
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    elstoof wrote:
    I get the sacrament emailed to me at 9am on a Sunday, print it out on a sheet of rice paper. Works well in practice, means I can get on with other things and catch up with the gospel at a time that suits my lifestyle better.
    Plus they no longer molest your kids, they just subscribe to their tumblr and let the kids molest themselves.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Moot_Point 18 Mar 2013 20:51:59 4,609 posts
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    Never saw this coming!

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  • DaM 18 Mar 2013 21:11:17 13,529 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    Never saw this coming!
    I think we need a pre-emptive strike on San Marino, before gets any ideas.
  • alexc7496 18 Mar 2013 22:33:57 1,792 posts
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    I hope the Pope stays out of this. He really should be natural to world politics.
  • Fab4 19 Mar 2013 07:04:34 6,216 posts
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    They'd be better off approaching Messi to intervene.
  • cubbymoore 19 Mar 2013 08:41:24 36,504 posts
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    Not a good start Francis, I was expecting to see Bill Turnbull this morning, and instead its live coverage of your sweet sixteen party or whatever this is.
  • El_MUERkO 5 Dec 2013 12:47:25 17,146 posts
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    Pope sets ninja-priests on hunt for peados

    This pope is pretty cool, gets rid of the fancy pope-motors, bitch slaps the Vatican bank, tells Catholics to stop picking on the gays and now says 'No peadoes plx'. Now if he can let priests marry and stop with all the 'condoms bad' rhetoric the Catholic church might stop being a blight on humanity :)
  • DrStrangelove 5 Dec 2013 13:29:10 4,651 posts
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    The "please no paedos" thing is dangerous, he'll upset all priests and bishops with that.

    Remember that South Park episode?
  • Deleted user 5 December 2013 13:32:12
    I'm still a little confused about the whole shitting in the woods thing. Was that just one pope that did that once and it stuck, or is it actually doctrinal?
  • EMarkM 5 Dec 2013 13:38:35 3,431 posts
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    @kalel It's complicated :D
  • grey_matters 5 Dec 2013 13:43:07 3,863 posts
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    It's an ecumenical matter. I can't remember the details but it has something to do with the percentage catholicity of bears.
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