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  • bladdard 13 Mar 2013 19:31:24 1,169 posts
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    When he gets caught touching up the kiddies will he claim hand of god as a defence?
  • Fab4 13 Mar 2013 19:31:51 7,762 posts
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    Its like the 2nd Commandment never existed ;)
  • billythekid 13 Mar 2013 19:32:28 11,970 posts
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    This is bollocks, I want to watch the great British menu.
  • dominalien 13 Mar 2013 19:33:24 7,976 posts
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    bladdard wrote:
    For me electing a leader of a giant cult of delusion does not constitute news even if that cult is the richest cult in the world.
    So, you don't care about the US president, but what's your opinion on the pope?
  • billythekid 13 Mar 2013 19:34:22 11,970 posts
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    Ah it's on!
  • bladdard 13 Mar 2013 19:34:26 1,169 posts
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    dominalien wrote:
    bladdard wrote:
    For me electing a leader of a giant cult of delusion does not constitute news even if that cult is the richest cult in the world.
    So, you don't care about the US president, but what's your opinion on the pope?
    He's a jolly nice chap.
  • X201 13 Mar 2013 19:44:09 17,497 posts
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    sport wrote:
    I hope he prays for EG. This place needs it.
    Its beyond salvation.
  • neilka 13 Mar 2013 19:46:12 18,696 posts
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    NOW COMMENCETH THE NONCING
  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 20:13:11
    They've pulled a Pope a Dope and elected Pope Malvinas the 1st :o
  • quadfather 13 Mar 2013 20:15:19 21,491 posts
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    What's the point of any of it?
  • EMarkM 13 Mar 2013 20:19:56 4,218 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    What's the point of any of it?
    Money.

    Cold, hard cash.
  • cubbymoore 13 Mar 2013 20:22:01 36,503 posts
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    Mowgli was released the same day the Pope was chosen. This is not a coincidence.
  • mrpon 13 Mar 2013 20:46:48 32,350 posts
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  • mrpon 13 Mar 2013 20:48:16 32,350 posts
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    Pretty sure that guys a bender.
  • RyanDS 13 Mar 2013 20:49:25 11,289 posts
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    How long before the new pope features in the Jimmy Saville thread?
  • Humperfunk 13 Mar 2013 20:58:51 5,317 posts
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    Pumpatron wrote:
    Humperfunk wrote:
    Pope Pumpatron XI
    Shit. Am I the new pope? Good thing I'm not a paedo or am I?

    I dunno, maybe the coverage is justified. I just don't really care about it, and it's all up in my face so kinda annoys me. I get annoyed easily.
    Oh I wasn't commenting on your comment, I just like your name
  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 21:09:59
    IT BEGINS
  • Fab4 13 Mar 2013 21:23:58 7,762 posts
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    He reminds me of Jim Bowen. Does that count as a sign of Illuminati membership?
  • Tom_Servo 13 Mar 2013 21:27:08 18,082 posts
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    Ha!

    "Oh I'm sorry, it's Hell for you. But let's see what you could've won..."
  • Razz 13 Mar 2013 21:30:39 63,017 posts
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    shamblemonkee wrote:
    New pope...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP1rmsCPbQU
    LOL :D

    Edited by Razz at 21:34:41 13-03-2013
  • Psychotext 13 Mar 2013 23:15:09 60,381 posts
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    You'd think maybe that they'd consider setting a max age. What's the point in having doddery old coffin dodgers in the position?
  • Armoured_Bear 13 Mar 2013 23:21:05 17,477 posts
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    Why do they have to use the names of previous popes?
    Why can't they use their own names?
  • Lukus 13 Mar 2013 23:25:13 20,258 posts
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    They're Saint names, not previous Popes.
  • Stickman 13 Mar 2013 23:25:44 29,652 posts
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    "...the First" is the giveaway.
  • President_Weasel 13 Mar 2013 23:38:52 11,811 posts
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    Indeed.

    But (serious although pointless question) what happens if a Pope gets sainted?
    Do they get sainted under their Papal name or birth name? If they get sainted under their Papal name do they also get the numeric designator as well, and do they keep the Pope bit, like Saint Pope John Paul the Second (the First)?
  • Blotto 13 Mar 2013 23:41:14 2,778 posts
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    I thought we were supposed to have an African Pope?

    IT'S 2013 PEOPLE!
  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 00:21:05
    Black lesbian Pope from Hoxton or GTFO
  • disusedgenius 14 Mar 2013 00:36:48 7,259 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    You'd think maybe that they'd consider setting a max age. What's the point in having doddery old coffin dodgers in the position?
    They die quicker. Put a 30 year old in the position and he could last another 50 years! These guys seem to hold out on seeing their God for quite a long time...

    Edited by disusedgenius at 00:37:26 14-03-2013
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