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  • iancognito 1 Apr 2014 14:06:54 1,464 posts
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    When I was 19 I feigned my own death. I got all my friends in on it too. My girlfriend at the time was devastated. Thing is, we forgot to tell her so years later she still thinks I'm dead. She's refused to move on and has built my memory into that of the perfect man, and she's never been able to find anyone to take my place. Basically it's ruined her life, but you have to laugh.
  • CosmicFuzz 1 Apr 2014 14:08:55 25,033 posts
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    @rockavitch Fair enough, but the whole thing just makes me uncomfortable. Including her prank, that's also fucked up.

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  • rockavitch 1 Apr 2014 14:16:34 344 posts
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    @CosmicFuzz Aye was surprised by hers last year and even though it was well prepared I jokingly promised revenge. Knew she's see the funny side like I did last year otherwise I wouldn't have done it. Hopefully that's the end of it like she said or I'll have to be prepared for next year.

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  • Deckard1 1 Apr 2014 14:26:09 28,766 posts
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    I killed my girlfriends dad last year. She doesn't know but I still laugh about it today.
  • Load_2.0 1 Apr 2014 14:27:28 19,457 posts
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    I went on holiday with some chums once and "borrowed" their daughter (excused myself for 20 minutes while we were all at dinner). Had her stashed in my basement for years now.

    Going to bring her on her 16th birthday, going to be a hoot!
  • nickthegun 1 Apr 2014 14:28:38 60,620 posts
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    Its my nans birthday today and every year I send her a 21 today card.

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  • whatfruit 1 Apr 2014 14:32:10 1,623 posts
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    rockavitch wrote:
    @CosmicFuzz Last year I was left to think the girl I put life on hold and moved to a country I did not speak the language cheated on me. We're now even and seeing how it affects only us it's no big deal. It's not like I attacked or fooled a stranger. Should be a nice relaxing year next year so it's a win win.
    She is so going to fuck you up next year.

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    so it's not really on her terms, it's on his terms, because she isn't real.

  • CosmicFuzz 1 Apr 2014 15:23:40 25,033 posts
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    How did rockavitch tell his fiance it was a joke in the end? I'm imagining something along the lines of the ending to the first episode of The Office, when Brent tells Dawn he was only kidding about firing her, whilst she's in tears. Que very awkward silence.

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  • BinaryBob101 1 Apr 2014 17:51:01 23,698 posts
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    Lots of mouth twitching too.

    That's all just fucking weird.

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  • atomicjuicer 1 Apr 2014 18:05:21 308 posts
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    Rockavitch should put march 31 in his 2015 calendars right now.
  • DaM 1 Apr 2014 18:11:58 13,362 posts
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    atomicjuicer wrote:
    Rockavitch should put march 31 in his 2015 calendars right now.
    If he hasn't murdered her first for the "lols".
  • Tonka 1 Apr 2014 19:11:02 20,888 posts
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    I thought Googles automatic Hasselhof photo bomb was a joke. Turns out it wasn't.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • mal 2 Apr 2014 13:13:37 22,727 posts
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    Just found this one from KCC. Rather silly!

    Edit: Tag-fu.

    Edited by mal at 13:13:53 02-04-2014

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • senso-ji 2 Apr 2014 13:16:53 5,973 posts
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    Andy Murray's April Fool joke didn't quite go according to plan
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