Top tip -- always say 'NO' to a gang bang. Page 11

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  • mrpon 25 Mar 2014 20:10:53 29,587 posts
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    It was a picture at the time, the autolinker now works.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 20:11:43 8,325 posts
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    I deny this evidence exists MrTom.
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 20:12:51 8,325 posts
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    This is our Tiananmen Square.
  • neilka 25 Mar 2014 20:12:54 16,558 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    I don't think so. And not just because it's a bad idea :-D
    Can you furnish a crude MS Paint approximation of the image in question?

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 20:23:06 25,666 posts
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    Wait ... is MrTom trying to say that ecosse was a patsy? That there was a second poster? Up on the grassy knoll with a wifi extender? Unless someone can explain to me this mystery of the magic image, I'm going to have to assume he's being set up here.

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  • speedofthepuma 25 Mar 2014 20:39:38 13,320 posts
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    It was embedded I'm sure.

    Case closed.

    I lurk. If I've spoken to you, I'm either impassioned, or drunk.

  • mal 25 Mar 2014 20:44:08 22,843 posts
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    Didn't some of you have those plugins that autothumbnail image links for you or something?

    Cubby didn't know how to turn off sigs!

  • reggy72 25 Mar 2014 21:03:41 334 posts
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    I thought this would have been 300 replies of bollocks, but a lot of the replies have had me in stiches, too fucking funny by far, keep them coming.
  • Psychotext 25 Mar 2014 21:25:05 55,057 posts
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    reggy72 wrote:
    keep them coming
    Yes, yes she did.
  • Bremenacht 25 Mar 2014 21:27:36 19,666 posts
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    Poor Charlie.

    Did you, err, get to stir an old chap's porridge?
    In your lady friend?
  • Salaman 25 Mar 2014 21:31:55 19,626 posts
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    JoeBlade wrote:
    Errol wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    List of EG's resident deviants:

    ArmouredBear
    Charlie
    heh.
    See, people clearly don't remember Errol's early EG days because that list would've looked a tad different if they did :p
    You can add Furbs and his granny porn obsession as well.
  • RedSparrows 25 Mar 2014 21:32:42 24,293 posts
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    Oh my god. How did I miss this.

    'Stiff as wooden plank'.
  • cjb_bjc 25 Mar 2014 21:36:37 1,164 posts
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    Yeah that wasn't the best choice of words!
  • prawnking1980 25 Mar 2014 21:53:26 5,251 posts
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    Think I would quite enjoy that evening to be honest. I am a few years older than poor Charlie though, and a sexual deviant.
  • brokenkey 25 Mar 2014 21:53:59 7,159 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    JoeBlade wrote:
    Errol wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    List of EG's resident deviants:

    ArmouredBear
    Charlie
    heh.
    See, people clearly don't remember Errol's early EG days because that list would've looked a tad different if they did :p
    You can add Furbs and his granny porn obsession as well.
    Anybody who comments on this list is disappointed they aren't also on it.

    Apart from me, of course.

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  • jonsaan 25 Mar 2014 21:57:33 25,440 posts
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    How did the woman you were with go 'inside other men'?

    Strap on?

    Tiny Woman?

    FCUTA!

  • prawnking1980 25 Mar 2014 21:58:06 5,251 posts
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    Honey I shrunk the slapper
  • smoggo 25 Mar 2014 22:01:12 1,846 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    How did the woman you were with go 'inside other men'?

    Strap on?

    Tiny Woman?
    Chick with a dick obv

    BinaryBob101 wrote:
    The jury's out for me whether breathing actually does anything at all

  • superdelphinus 25 Mar 2014 22:03:00 8,127 posts
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    iancognito wrote:
    Once someone has touched a penis they can't untouch it. That sort of thing could haunt you for a long time. Not saying that's what happened, but it sounds like Charlie discovered his boundaries that night.
    This is a perfect comment, bravo
  • bad09 25 Mar 2014 22:03:09 6,256 posts
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    I think he meant other men inside her, given how traumatised he is over it I think he would mention if the girl he was with strapped one on and went to town on the lads :)
  • warlockuk 25 Mar 2014 22:09:13 19,223 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You're in the minority in your discomfort, mate. It's been statistically proven that 9/10 people enjoy gang bangs.
    I think you'll find the joke is "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • bad09 25 Mar 2014 22:17:45 6,256 posts
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    'ere, not calling Charlie a liar but I just remembered something I was told about the group sex lark by someone who did it. I was under the impression when it's organised large numbers like that all the guests to these things know full well what's going to happening to avoid any incidents or embarrassment....like starting the show in front of someone with no clue what's happening.

    I'm seeing cracks here people!
  • jonsaan 25 Mar 2014 22:20:09 25,440 posts
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    How does settling up when checking out go in these situations. Is it an even split of the bill? Or do some people write down what they had and only pay for that?

    Well I had the melon and Parma ham, roast beef and I got fucked up the arse by six people. I'm not paying the same as Charlie! He touched cocks, banged my wife and had the creme brûlée!

    Edited by jonsaan at 22:20:38 25-03-2014

    FCUTA!

  • prawnking1980 25 Mar 2014 22:20:31 5,251 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    I'm seeing cracks here people!
    Something uttered by Charlie that fateful night
  • Innuendobot_5000 25 Mar 2014 22:24:34 117 posts
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    jonsaan wrote:
    I'm not paying the same as Charlie! He touched cocks, banged my wife and had the creme brûlée!
    AS. DID. SHE.
  • ozthegweat 25 Mar 2014 22:33:59 289 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    'ere, not calling Charlie a liar but I just remembered something I was told about the group sex lark by someone who did it. I was under the impression when it's organised large numbers like that all the guests to these things know full well what's going to happening to avoid any incidents or embarrassment....like starting the show in front of someone with no clue what's happening.
    Perhaps the others asked his lady-friend and she said that he'll be fine. Perhaps she wanted to hide it from him until it was already going on, as punishment, for shiz'n'giggles, as a test, whatever.

    Also, as there's no certificate (would be cool though, with a big picture of an orca, 'cause Free Willy and stuff), you can't prosecute orgyists for bringing unknowing subjects into the battle. A battle for wangs and 'ginas. Like 'Nam.
  • neilka 25 Mar 2014 22:43:41 16,558 posts
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    Charlie in the bushes?

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • superdelphinus 25 Mar 2014 23:02:59 8,127 posts
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    bad09 wrote:
    'ere, not calling Charlie a liar but I just remembered something I was told about the group sex lark by someone who did it. I was under the impression when it's organised large numbers like that all the guests to these things know full well what's going to happening to avoid any incidents or embarrassment....like starting the show in front of someone with no clue what's happening.

    I'm seeing cracks here people!
    Wait a minute, you think he made the whole thing up??
  • superdelphinus 25 Mar 2014 23:03:52 8,127 posts
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    cheeky_prawnking wrote:
    bad09 wrote:
    I'm seeing cracks here people!
    Something uttered by Charlie that fateful night
    Ha ha
  • Syrette 25 Mar 2014 23:26:00 44,305 posts
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    I take it this was all made up then? Strange cover-up for being cut off from the net for a few days.

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