Top tip -- always say 'NO' to a gang bang. Page 2

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  • prawnking1980 25 Mar 2014 08:48:12 5,219 posts
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    Those Norfolk broads are open minded.
  • PrivateFloyd 25 Mar 2014 08:51:26 4,189 posts
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    Considering the predicament you found yourself your "currently playing" profile made me chuckle....

    (http://i.imgur.com/ShwJth4.jpg)]

    Edited by PrivateFloyd at 08:51:46 25-03-2014

    Goat is hungry.....

  • EVO_V 25 Mar 2014 08:51:36 103 posts
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    Lucky sod !!
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 08:51:56 8,316 posts
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    CharlieStCloud wrote:

    I had been seeing an exceptionally pretty lady since the beginning of February
    From a distance with a zoom lens, presumably.
  • Mike1980 25 Mar 2014 08:52:25 393 posts
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    Now I'm not the most adventurous person, quite set in my ways etc, but I feel like I'm missing a life changing experience.

    Is Earl Grey really that nice, milk preference aside?
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 08:57:40 12,811 posts
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    Profile pic change incoming - http://i.imgur.com/71vowZG.jpg
  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 08:59:43 25,637 posts
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    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.

    Come listen to us discuss the Playstation Experience in Episode 11 of Open Source. zoolophage writes in!

  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:01:09 8,316 posts
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    CharlieStCloud wrote:
    I most certainly didn't enjoy looking at the lady I was with going inside the other men
    So we're clear, are you upset that she was fisting other men, or upset that she wasn't fisting you in particular?

    Edited by elstoof at 09:01:21 25-03-2014
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 09:01:51 12,811 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    You haven't been to an EG geekmeet have you?
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:02:37 8,316 posts
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    Geekmeat.
  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 09:04:50 25,637 posts
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    sport wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    You haven't been to an EG geekmeet have you?
    Is that how local got pregnant?

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  • Load_2.0 25 Mar 2014 09:06:26 19,670 posts
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    Gigolo on luxury yachts.
    Hiding from husbands in closets.
    Swingers party.

    Next up.... My sexy neighbour came round to borrow a cup of sugar, you won't believe what happened!
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 09:10:31 12,811 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Gigolo on luxury yachts.
    Hiding from husbands in closets.
    Swingers party.

    Next up.... My sexy neighbour came round to borrow a cup of sugar, you won't believe what happened!
    How do I get into these situations LOOOOLLLLLZZ
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:13:37 8,316 posts
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    ...with nary a HINT of a warning, can YOU believe it my dear fellows.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Mar 2014 09:16:20 39,782 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    sport wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    You haven't been to an EG geekmeet have you?
    Is that how local got pregnant?
    Have you ever seen the film "Demon Seed"?

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • nickthegun 25 Mar 2014 09:18:00 61,325 posts
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    In all seriousness, thats one of my favourite films.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 09:19:51 25,637 posts
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    Heh, just googled it. That is EXACTLY how I imagine geekmeets.

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  • CharlieStCloud 25 Mar 2014 09:20:01 5,530 posts
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    See, for a couple of weeks, I just stayed at home and (kindly) ignored any invites to see my friends and family because it was one of those things that in which you wake up the following morning and overthink the whole situation (and feel upset about) because of the false sense of being lured to something that was probably in all likelihood planned fairly carefully.

    I feel used and disappointed in not only myself, but for being a part of it and letting myself see the lady I truly liked being, well ... being used by four other men.

    Perhaps it was a combination of karma for me being who I have been, in the pursuit of older woman - some of which are married - and a wake up call to the fact that what happens in the land of pornography does indeed takes place in real life, if very unexpectedly so.

    I suppose I was trying to find a conclusion by releasing the burden that's been weighing down my shoulders however, I just don't see one.

    My life is a terrible nightmare.

    : (

    p.s. I most certainly do not *always* put milk with my Earl Grey, it was specifically the Clippers Earl Grey and was advised to put a dabble of milk once the tea bag has been brewed between 2-3 minutes!
  • Dairyfree 25 Mar 2014 09:28:29 1,646 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    Don't worry, he'll be fine seeing as he made it all up.
  • SwissEvans 25 Mar 2014 09:30:06 134 posts
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  • sport 25 Mar 2014 09:31:08 12,811 posts
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    Charlie's life. Directed by Lars von Trier
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:31:13 8,316 posts
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    And that's one to grow on.
  • iancognito 25 Mar 2014 09:32:12 1,717 posts
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    Did it feel good at the time then awkward in retrospect?

    Asking on behalf of 19 of my closest friends.
  • Dizzy 25 Mar 2014 09:41:25 2,762 posts
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    Look at it this way... at least you know what it is like now ;) Most of us don't drink Earl Grey with milk.
  • Ziz0u 25 Mar 2014 09:43:12 8,648 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Gigolo on luxury yachts.
    Hiding from husbands in closets.
    Swingers party.

    Next up.... My sexy neighbour came round to borrow a cup of sugar, you won't believe what happened!
    How do I get into these situations LOOOOLLLLLZZ




  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Mar 2014 10:13:34 138 posts
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    I had a wank when the neighbours were in once.

    Positively seething

  • Zomoniac 25 Mar 2014 10:21:31 7,989 posts
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    I went to a gimp party once (I'm not sure that's the official name, but it's what I like to call it), though I did know full well what I was going to so hardly comparable. I'm not really sure dismissing sex events out of hand because you were thrown into one without any prior knowledge or warning is right though. In the OP's circumstances, assuming all is true, I wouldn't be comfortable in that situation either.
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 10:23:11 12,811 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    I went to a gimp party once (I'm not sure that's the official name, but it's what I like to call it), though I did know full well what I was going to so hardly comparable.
    haha, why am I not surprised. Did you go with dino girl?
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