Top tip -- always say 'NO' to a gang bang. Page 2

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  • cheeky_prawnking 25 Mar 2014 08:48:12 4,586 posts
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    Those Norfolk broads are open minded.
  • PrivateFloyd 25 Mar 2014 08:51:26 4,135 posts
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    Considering the predicament you found yourself your "currently playing" profile made me chuckle....

    (http://i.imgur.com/ShwJth4.jpg)]

    Edited by PrivateFloyd at 08:51:46 25-03-2014

    Goat is hungry.....

  • EVO_V 25 Mar 2014 08:51:36 93 posts
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    Lucky sod !!
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 08:51:56 7,396 posts
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    CharlieStCloud wrote:

    I had been seeing an exceptionally pretty lady since the beginning of February
    From a distance with a zoom lens, presumably.
  • Mike1980 25 Mar 2014 08:52:25 314 posts
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    Now I'm not the most adventurous person, quite set in my ways etc, but I feel like I'm missing a life changing experience.

    Is Earl Grey really that nice, milk preference aside?
  • DiddlerDo 25 Mar 2014 08:54:18 1,891 posts
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    I can't stand tea in general so stopped reading there.
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 08:57:40 12,739 posts
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    Profile pic change incoming - http://i.imgur.com/71vowZG.jpg
  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 08:59:43 24,378 posts
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    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.

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  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:01:09 7,396 posts
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    CharlieStCloud wrote:
    I most certainly didn't enjoy looking at the lady I was with going inside the other men
    So we're clear, are you upset that she was fisting other men, or upset that she wasn't fisting you in particular?

    Edited by elstoof at 09:01:21 25-03-2014
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 09:01:51 12,739 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    You haven't been to an EG geekmeet have you?
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:02:37 7,396 posts
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    Geekmeat.
  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 09:04:50 24,378 posts
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    sport wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    You haven't been to an EG geekmeet have you?
    Is that how local got pregnant?

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  • Load_2.0 25 Mar 2014 09:06:26 19,296 posts
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    Gigolo on luxury yachts.
    Hiding from husbands in closets.
    Swingers party.

    Next up.... My sexy neighbour came round to borrow a cup of sugar, you won't believe what happened!
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 09:10:31 12,739 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Gigolo on luxury yachts.
    Hiding from husbands in closets.
    Swingers party.

    Next up.... My sexy neighbour came round to borrow a cup of sugar, you won't believe what happened!
    How do I get into these situations LOOOOLLLLLZZ
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:13:37 7,396 posts
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    ...with nary a HINT of a warning, can YOU believe it my dear fellows.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 25 Mar 2014 09:16:20 38,265 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    sport wrote:
    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    You haven't been to an EG geekmeet have you?
    Is that how local got pregnant?
    Have you ever seen the film "Demon Seed"?

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • nickthegun 25 Mar 2014 09:18:00 59,971 posts
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    In all seriousness, thats one of my favourite films.

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    someone say something funny

  • CosmicFuzz 25 Mar 2014 09:19:51 24,378 posts
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    Heh, just googled it. That is EXACTLY how I imagine geekmeets.

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  • CharlieStCloud 25 Mar 2014 09:20:01 5,202 posts
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    See, for a couple of weeks, I just stayed at home and (kindly) ignored any invites to see my friends and family because it was one of those things that in which you wake up the following morning and overthink the whole situation (and feel upset about) because of the false sense of being lured to something that was probably in all likelihood planned fairly carefully.

    I feel used and disappointed in not only myself, but for being a part of it and letting myself see the lady I truly liked being, well ... being used by four other men.

    Perhaps it was a combination of karma for me being who I have been, in the pursuit of older woman - some of which are married - and a wake up call to the fact that what happens in the land of pornography does indeed takes place in real life, if very unexpectedly so.

    I suppose I was trying to find a conclusion by releasing the burden that's been weighing down my shoulders however, I just don't see one.

    My life is a terrible nightmare.

    : (

    p.s. I most certainly do not *always* put milk with my Earl Grey, it was specifically the Clippers Earl Grey and was advised to put a dabble of milk once the tea bag has been brewed between 2-3 minutes!
  • Deckard1 25 Mar 2014 09:25:41 28,038 posts
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    I remember when I used to work on the buses as a conductor. Every day my friend Jack Harper, who was also the driver used to park up the bus on our lunch so I could go and have it off with a Janice the bored house wife. I remember one time her old man came home unexpected and chased me out of the house in me underpants! Those were the days I can tell you. That old Blakey didn't have a clue. Cor blimey

    Edited by Deckard1 at 09:26:55 25-03-2014
  • Dairyfree 25 Mar 2014 09:28:29 1,279 posts
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    CosmicFuzz wrote:
    I found that entire story horrible tragic and sad, and not for the Earl Grey reason (milk defintely does go in!). What an absolutely horrible thing for your girlfriend to do to you. I don't think I could have gone through with it, seeing another guy with my girlfriend. I'd be fucking raging if I went to a party and that was sprung on me.
    Don't worry, he'll be fine seeing as he made it all up.
  • SwissEvans 25 Mar 2014 09:30:06 97 posts
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  • sport 25 Mar 2014 09:31:08 12,739 posts
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    Charlie's life. Directed by Lars von Trier
  • elstoof 25 Mar 2014 09:31:13 7,396 posts
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    And that's one to grow on.
  • iancognito 25 Mar 2014 09:32:12 1,382 posts
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    Did it feel good at the time then awkward in retrospect?

    Asking on behalf of 19 of my closest friends.
  • Dizzy 25 Mar 2014 09:41:25 2,703 posts
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    Look at it this way... at least you know what it is like now ;) Most of us don't drink Earl Grey with milk.
  • Zizoo 25 Mar 2014 09:43:12 8,383 posts
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    sport wrote:
    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Gigolo on luxury yachts.
    Hiding from husbands in closets.
    Swingers party.

    Next up.... My sexy neighbour came round to borrow a cup of sugar, you won't believe what happened!
    How do I get into these situations LOOOOLLLLLZZ




  • challenge_hanukkah 25 Mar 2014 10:13:34 99 posts
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    I had a wank when the neighbours were in once.

    Positively seething

  • Zomoniac 25 Mar 2014 10:21:31 7,831 posts
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    I went to a gimp party once (I'm not sure that's the official name, but it's what I like to call it), though I did know full well what I was going to so hardly comparable. I'm not really sure dismissing sex events out of hand because you were thrown into one without any prior knowledge or warning is right though. In the OP's circumstances, assuming all is true, I wouldn't be comfortable in that situation either.
  • sport 25 Mar 2014 10:23:11 12,739 posts
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    Zomoniac wrote:
    I went to a gimp party once (I'm not sure that's the official name, but it's what I like to call it), though I did know full well what I was going to so hardly comparable.
    haha, why am I not surprised. Did you go with dino girl?
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