Do you know anyone who's had any "work" done? Page 3

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  • localnotail 4 Feb 2014 12:51:14 23,093 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
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    @sport What are you thinking of having done?
    Hair transplant
    :eek: Can't believe you went there!

    Having said that, maybe Deckard could donate some. From his palms.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • mcmothercruncher 4 Feb 2014 12:53:29 7,224 posts
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    I need my cock shortening- the extra weight down one trouser leg all of these years is causing me hip problems.
  • localnotail 4 Feb 2014 12:53:46 23,093 posts
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    sport wrote:
    @local - I dunno, my bum feels like it needs shaping though.
    Into what? A swan? Leave it alone, it's perfectly pert as it is.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 12:57:35 19,445 posts
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    Strap-on confirmed.

    Hair transplants and Rooney-esque solutions are crap.

    Growing your own hair is the only way forward and the treatment is close.
  • kalel 4 Feb 2014 12:59:23 88,453 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    sport wrote:
    @local - I dunno, my bum feels like it needs shaping though.
    Into what? A swan? Leave it alone, it's perfectly pert as it is.
    When I did my gym induction and they gave me my programme, he asked what shape I wanted my pecks to be.

    I decided I wanted the left one to be representative of the plight of the third world, and my right to look like Marvin the Martian.
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 13:01:12 19,445 posts
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    The correct answer is.

    "Bigger than yours Ghaylord."
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 13:01:57 19,445 posts
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    Of course after that you need to hulk rip your own shirt and get into a pose off.
  • sport 4 Feb 2014 13:02:01 12,775 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    When I did my gym induction and they gave me my programme, he asked what shape I wanted my pecks to be.
    Really?
  • kalel 4 Feb 2014 13:02:44 88,453 posts
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    Really.
  • LeoliansBro 4 Feb 2014 13:02:50 44,509 posts
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    I'll get my eyes lasered in the not-too-distant future.

    I knew a girl with a boob job at uni. Permanently erect nipples and an odd feel, but I'm sure things have come on since then.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • sport 4 Feb 2014 13:04:14 12,775 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    Really.
    Wow, that's some awesome broscience in action right there.
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 13:05:46 19,445 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    I'll get my eyes lasered in the not-too-distant future.

    I knew a girl with a boob job at uni. Permanently erect nipples and an odd feel, but I'm sure things have come on since then.
    I am sure they have.
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 13:05:55 19,445 posts
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    Matron.
  • Deckard1 4 Feb 2014 13:06:39 28,748 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    @sport What are you thinking of having done?
    Hair transplant
    :eek: Can't believe you went there!

    Having said that, maybe Deckard could donate some. From his palms.
    Or you. From your boosums. And back. And feet. And tongue.
  • beastmaster 4 Feb 2014 13:10:01 11,616 posts
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    One of the girls at work has had her boobs done. She used to work at Men and Motors.

    They are what you may describe as 'perfect' and she's stunning looking anyhow. She got them done in the States and it cost her a LOT of money. They look natural and are not out of proportion when the rest of her.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • mcmothercruncher 4 Feb 2014 13:29:11 7,224 posts
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    ... but the feel.
  • beastmaster 4 Feb 2014 13:29:45 11,616 posts
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    Not had a grope yet.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • kalel 4 Feb 2014 13:31:45 88,453 posts
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    sport wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Really.
    Wow, that's some awesome broscience in action right there.
    My choices in reality was broader and flatter, or more pumped up and muscle-like. The trend these days is apparently more the former.
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2014 13:37:44 12,918 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Not had a grope yet.

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • sport 4 Feb 2014 13:48:52 12,775 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    sport wrote:
    kalel wrote:
    Really.
    Wow, that's some awesome broscience in action right there.
    My choices in reality was broader and flatter, or more pumped up and muscle-like. The trend these days is apparently more the former.
    Here's the thing, your muscles are their shape already (genetics) - they grow bigger or smaller depending on how much you work them. That's it.

    If you want the Brad Pitt Fight Club lean, broad look, but don't have the genes, you're outta luck.
  • beastmaster 4 Feb 2014 13:50:13 11,616 posts
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    @quadfather

    LOL! She is fit as fuck though, so there's plenty of other areas to concentrate on.

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • localnotail 4 Feb 2014 15:00:51 23,093 posts
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    Huge Pectoral Muscles

    Edited by localnotail at 15:01:16 04-02-2014

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • tincanrocket 4 Feb 2014 15:16:57 3,022 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    Not had a grope yet.
    You are at work now, right? You could ask her to cooperate, in the name of internet science. This thread should do as evidence that you're not just being a perv
  • Ged42 4 Feb 2014 15:29:52 7,753 posts
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    A friend of mine has recently had a boob job. The difference hasn't been too noticeable but I haven't seen her in any skimpy yet. (roll on summer)

    I'm hoping that once everything has healed I can convince her to let me have a look and feel, purely for science of course. ;)
  • TVoJ 4 Feb 2014 16:30:27 2,006 posts
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    One of my barmaids is saving up for a boob job. I've already told her She's getting sacked unless I can have a grope. She thinks I was joking...............
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 16:31:10
    LeoliansBro wrote:
    I'll get my eyes lasered in the not-too-distant future.

    I knew a girl with a boob job at uni. Permanently erect nipples and an odd feel, but I'm sure things have come on since then.

    Had laser eye surgery 13 years ago. Best money I ever spent, though I was "nervous" before hand, especially as I picked up the Daily Fail in the waiting room and it had an expose on "my laser surgery hell". It had horrific pictures and a story of someone almost going blind. I'd just about finished reading it when they called my name for the procedure. I passed the paper to them as I went through and pointed out what was in it and suggested they keep it out of the waiting room. :)

    Smelling the "burning chicken" smell from my eyes was an experience too!

    Had a friend who had a boob job. I was never lucky enough to be able to check them out, but they were certainly bigger and she was happy.
  • mcmothercruncher 4 Feb 2014 19:26:46 7,224 posts
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    Your prescription hasn't changed at all since being lazered Pheonix?
  • JoeBlade 4 Feb 2014 20:10:37 2,585 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    I'll get my eyes lasered in the not-too-distant future.
    I continue to eagerly hope for people shooting laser beams out of their faces whenever I read that.

    I also continue to be disappointed.
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 20:36:30
    mcmothercruncher wrote:
    Your prescription hasn't changed at all since being lazered Pheonix?
    After the procedure, my prescription was 22/20 (could read 22 lines on the charts). It has not deteriorated since then. As I said, it - for me - was the best money I ever spent. I was blind as a bat before (-4.5 prescription I think it was). It "could" have gone wrong, so there was a risk, but I went with a good company.

    I have developed a bit of long sight in the last year, but that is age.
  • Stickman 4 Feb 2014 20:43:31 29,666 posts
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    I've had laser eye as well and will echo the 'best money ever spent' sentiment.

    Your eyesight will never be short again after you've had it. You'll still need your readers as you get on though.

    Edited by Stickman at 20:44:22 04-02-2014

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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