Do you know anyone who's had any "work" done? Page 2

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  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 10:40:26 63,846 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I canít stand fake tits, Iíd take small natural ones over inflated melons any day
    No shit.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 4 Feb 2014 10:40:36 42,071 posts
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    One of my colleagues had a boob job. Pretty subtle in all honesty, I wouldn't have guessed.
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 10:40:44 20,810 posts
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  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 10:40:52
    nickthegun wrote:
    But, yeah, I know a girl who was in a car crash and spent her compo on a pair of new tits.

    They look spectacular under clothing, but in the 'flesh' they look like a couple of Bernard Matthews turkey crowns that have been stuffed with unibond and finished off with a Chelsea Smile.
    Fixed that for you, nick

    Edited by tincanrocket at 10:41:07 04-02-2014
  • Load_2.0 4 Feb 2014 10:40:53 20,810 posts
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    And Hump would have been better.
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 10:42:38 63,846 posts
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    Fake tits are one of those 'HUR DERP I PREFER NATURALS' things that people who have only seen porn tits say.

    Its such a nerd cliche.
  • THFourteen 4 Feb 2014 10:43:17 36,642 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I canít stand fake tits, Iíd take small natural ones over inflated melons any day, unless you end up with ugly tits like Spaniels ears then there is no point.
    but thats just the thing, they weren't over inflated like that, you honestly woudlnt have noticed unless someone told you
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 4 Feb 2014 11:04:50 17,007 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    And Hump would have been better.
    Yeah, that's what I would have gone for.
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2014 11:06:34 16,971 posts
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    Ex wife had her tits done. They look alright afterwards, but Steve Carrell is right - they're like fucking sandbags. You can't do fuck all with them

    Double edged sword imo
  • TheMayorOfJugs 4 Feb 2014 11:10:35 5,752 posts
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    I've always wondered that.

    Is there any sensitivity left in them atall afterwards? I just kind of assume there isn't. No fun for seckseetyams.

    Edited by TheMayorOfJugs at 11:11:14 04-02-2014
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 11:14:37
    I believe there are lots of different ways you can have your boobs done. Some women choose to have them done in a way that basically means you never need a bra, which is great for fashion reasons, but means they don't look/feel so great in the buff.

    Or you can just have a nice big paid of natural looking/feeling puppies if you like.
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2014 11:15:15 16,971 posts
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    @TheMayorOfJugs

    Wife at the time said they were numb in areas for months afterwards. And you lose the sensitivity where the gel sacs are (whatever they are called)

    It's pretty much looks only

    And they don't jiggle the same way. It's odd.

    Imagine trying to manipulate a large lump under your skin and that's the same feeling
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2014 11:17:36 16,971 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    quadfather wrote:
    Ex wife had her tits done. They look alright afterwards, but Steve Carrell is right - they're like fucking sandbags. You can't do fuck all with them

    Double edged sword imo
    I may be outing myself as some kind of square here, but what can you actually "do" with tits. They're kind of just there. Giving them a little pat and a kiss is about the extent of what you can "do" with them. There's tit wanks obviously but they're just awkward for everyone involved.
    hehe, I know what you're saying. I guess it's the inability to squeeze them after they've had them done. That's what I missed, anyway.
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2014 11:25:02 16,971 posts
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    You probably could with a fake one
  • TheMayorOfJugs 4 Feb 2014 11:26:04 5,752 posts
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    @quadfather Wouldn't enjoy that at all by the sounds of it.

    Not my decision though :-D
  • JiveHound 4 Feb 2014 11:27:42 3,551 posts
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    I love tits.

    I'm well aware that I don't really know why I do. It's got to be a deep seated thing from infancy and the fact they sustain life at that time.

    My fiance has pretty epic tits. They give her back ache so if we had the money I'd probably suggest getting them reduced. For her health more than anything.
  • quadfather 4 Feb 2014 11:32:02 16,971 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    @quadfather Wouldn't enjoy that at all by the sounds of it.

    Not my decision though :-D
    Aye, you're not missing much, trust me
  • TheMayorOfJugs 4 Feb 2014 11:36:07 5,752 posts
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    I'm lucky I think in that my gfs tits are the perfect size for her body, look amazing and they're very sensitive, so she'd never get them done anyway.

    I hope :|
  • Deleted user 4 February 2014 11:36:29
    Spot the guy who hasn't had kids yet.
  • wuntyphyve 4 Feb 2014 11:51:37 2,668 posts
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    I'm currently doing the branding and identity for a doctor mate of my wife who's starting a facial clinic. I've volunteered to be one of her first patients for botox.

    What could possibly go wrong?
  • JiveHound 4 Feb 2014 11:56:15 3,551 posts
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    Even if it did go wrong you'd look wonderfully serene.
  • spindizzy 4 Feb 2014 12:02:20 6,824 posts
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    I know a couple of women who've had boobs done (neither especially subtle). My ex had lipo (before we were together) and will have botox soon. I know someone else who gets botox regularly. It's pretty common these days I guess...
  • localnotail 4 Feb 2014 12:16:36 23,084 posts
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    ( O ) ( O )



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    At 21. GG → C. Never regretted it.

    Really hope that diagram works.

    Edit: no, original boobs not showing big enough. Just looks like I had a nipple reduction.

    Edited by localnotail at 12:19:00 04-02-2014
  • localnotail 4 Feb 2014 12:19:36 23,084 posts
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    @sport What are you thinking of having done?
  • RyanDS 4 Feb 2014 12:37:10 10,600 posts
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    My mate gets botox in his armpits every few months.

    But apart from that I don't know anyone.
  • nickthegun 4 Feb 2014 12:38:16 63,846 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    @sport What are you thinking of having done?
    Hair transplant
  • sport 4 Feb 2014 12:49:52 13,034 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    localnotail wrote:
    @sport What are you thinking of having done?
    Hair transplant
    Ha, nah couldn't do that. There's a miracle cure just round the corner anyway...
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    ..
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    :-(

    @local - I dunno, my bum feels like it needs shaping though.
  • Rusty_M 4 Feb 2014 12:50:15 5,375 posts
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    A girl I worked with had a boob job. She was a WAG and was only working to fill the time.

    My wife's Aunt had breast reduction at the same time as a mastectomy, I think.

    My sister-in-law had her outie turned into an innie.
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