How do you smell, EG?

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  • sport 16 Dec 2013 10:28:43 12,970 posts
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    These days I just use Nivea for Men roll-on and spray. It's got a lovely fresh fragrance.

    What about you?


    EDIT: Bonus point for anyone older than 13 who uses Lynx Africa.

    Edited by sport at 10:32:29 16-12-2013
  • beastmaster 16 Dec 2013 10:31:38 12,765 posts
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    I use Sex Panther!
  • TheDarkKnight 16 Dec 2013 10:33:07 700 posts
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    I have no idea, I have a terrible sense of smell.
  • Psiloc 16 Dec 2013 10:36:22 1,934 posts
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    In about 10 more days a lot more of us will smell like Lynx Africa.
  • Mike1980 16 Dec 2013 10:36:53 411 posts
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    For the past 3 christmas's I've been getting Lynx Chocolate. Unfortunately I can't stand the stuff. I've been using eau de natural.
  • Stickman 16 Dec 2013 10:37:11 29,660 posts
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    TheDarkKnight wrote:
    I have no idea, I have a terrible sense of smell.
    How does he smell?!

    Wait...
  • CharlieStCloud 16 Dec 2013 10:37:59 5,820 posts
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    Old Spice.

    ... for white haired old men like me.

    Am only 26, and of course I'm joking!
  • the_dudefather 16 Dec 2013 10:39:09 9,597 posts
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    Like sweaty chips
  • ModishNouns 16 Dec 2013 10:40:11 4,682 posts
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    I smell of Lynx and apathy and that's the way I like it.
  • sport 16 Dec 2013 10:42:17 12,970 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    In about 10 more days a lot more of us will smell like Lynx Africa.
    Ha, I got "the pack" last Christmas. Why, oh why?? It smells nothing lack the savannah.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Dec 2013 10:42:37 16,950 posts
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    Using my olfactory and central nervous systems.
  • nickthegun 16 Dec 2013 10:44:11 63,416 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    In about 10 more days a lot more of us will smell like Lynx Africa.
    It was my birthday a few weeks ago and I got a David Beckham showergel and deodorant twin pack that I cracked open this morning out of desperation.

    By jove, its a manly scent.
  • TheMayorOfJugs 16 Dec 2013 10:44:51 5,636 posts
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    How do you smell, EG?
    With our noses you silly cunt.

    Edited by TheMayorOfJugs at 10:45:01 16-12-2013
  • ZuluHero 16 Dec 2013 10:45:03 4,539 posts
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    Lynx Excite spray underarms and David Beckham intimately yours (men) on either side of my neck under my ears and a spray on my wrists too.

    /bit girly

    I smell like a beautiful flower! ;)
  • Salaman 16 Dec 2013 10:46:05 20,251 posts
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    Something Kenzo. Eau de Kenzo? Kenzo water? I don't know.
    And CK something. A black bottle.

    Look I spray it on I don't read the bottle every morning, right!
  • RichDC 16 Dec 2013 10:46:17 5,912 posts
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    Still getting through last Christmas's boxsets of Lynx Africa . Its fine for work. FCUK Him if I'm somewhere it may actually matter.
  • Zidargh 16 Dec 2013 10:50:27 1,770 posts
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    @beastmaster

    Really? I just smell like sex.
  • Murbs 16 Dec 2013 10:51:00 22,857 posts
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    DOES EG EVEN SMELL?
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 16 Dec 2013 10:51:43 16,950 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    MY DOG HAS NO NOSE
    I hope you got a discount on it?
  • Salaman 16 Dec 2013 10:51:44 20,251 posts
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    Zidargh wrote:
    @beastmaster

    Really? I just smell like desperation.
    ftfy
  • Murbs 16 Dec 2013 10:51:48 22,857 posts
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    *Offical genuine Murbal Answer*

    I just bought some new L'Oreal Men Expert deodorant this morning. Because I'm worth it. And my wife likes it.
  • PhoenixFlames 16 Dec 2013 10:54:21 9,261 posts
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    What's wrong with Lynx Africa?

    I also wear some Paul Smith perfume...can't remember what it's called. I'm getting Ralph Lauren Big Pony 2 for Crimbo. Stupid name, smells nice.
  • M83J01P97 16 Dec 2013 10:56:18 6,779 posts
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    CharlieStCloud wrote:
    Old Spice.

    ... for white haired old men like me.

    Am only 26, and of course I'm joking!
    Old spice has actually become very cool again thanks their clever use of viral marketing and getting people like Eric Wareheim to direct some of their commercials.

    Edited by M83J01P97 at 10:56:42 16-12-2013
  • billythekid 16 Dec 2013 10:59:09 11,654 posts
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    Dove men care deodorant
    Issey Miyake edt if I want a gaggle of women sniffing me all night.
  • Dougs 16 Dec 2013 11:00:12 71,829 posts
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    PhoenixFlames wrote:
    What's wrong with Lynx Africa?
    It's for teenagers, generally.
  • billythekid 16 Dec 2013 11:01:56 11,654 posts
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    You can still buy this!!!

  • mrpon 16 Dec 2013 11:02:59 30,270 posts
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    Minge
  • M83J01P97 16 Dec 2013 11:03:22 6,779 posts
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    I actually thought FCUK and brands like Beckham were more for teenagers seeing as those are seen to be 'hip' by the yoof.

    I think Lynx is just a stable brand for 20/30 year old men who can't be bothered to change.
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