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  • Derblington 22 Nov 2013 11:13:11 22,306 posts
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    Don't stand it upright because the disc drive is slot loading and could cause problems...
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 22 Nov 2013 11:15:08 39,814 posts
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    Retroid wrote:
    It could be worse.

    You could get an Xbone & a copy of Ryse.

    Or a PS4 & a copy of Knack.
    Or an Xbox One and a copy of Knack.

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  • jiveguy 22 Nov 2013 11:15:30 850 posts
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    Have you tried turning the xbox upside down?

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  • nickthegun 22 Nov 2013 11:15:52 61,349 posts
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    And blow the cartridge slot

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  • bracken3000 22 Nov 2013 11:16:05 533 posts
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    The clicking noise of death
  • Gambit1977 22 Nov 2013 11:17:23 10,384 posts
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    Anyone wrapped theirs in a towel, so it looks like an arabic version of 2001 yet?
  • Retroid Moderator 22 Nov 2013 11:18:59 45,313 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Retroid wrote:
    It could be worse.

    You could get an Xbone & a copy of Ryse.

    Or a PS4 & a copy of Knack.
    Or an Xbox One and a copy of Knack.
    No; because then you'd have a working console but be unable to play Knack. Win-Win!
  • Moot_Point 22 Nov 2013 11:20:06 4,631 posts
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    The trolling in the PS4 thread has a much higher standard. /sigh

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  • nickthegun 22 Nov 2013 11:20:56 61,349 posts
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    How is this trolling?

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  • Gambit1977 22 Nov 2013 11:21:33 10,384 posts
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    @Moot_Point That''s just how I troll
  • BeardedGamerUK 22 Nov 2013 11:24:23 1,656 posts
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    @Moot_Point Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
    What?
    Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'
    Come on
  • Retroid Moderator 22 Nov 2013 11:29:06 45,313 posts
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    Trolling is the feckwits who keep shouting RRoD! RRoD!

    Yeah. Because MS would love to throw another few billion dollars down the drain fixing a fuck-up like that.
  • imamazed 22 Nov 2013 11:30:01 5,966 posts
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    YLoD?
  • UncleLou Moderator 22 Nov 2013 11:32:01 35,858 posts
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    sanctusmortis wrote:
    LetsGo wrote:
    Thread title confirms what I have been saying. RIP.
    Ahem

    Just like PS4, then, yeah? They're broken too, and as that link shows, so is everything else. Standard electronics failure rate, for the TLDR crowd, is 15% for the first 4 years of their lifespan. Laptops average 22%. Plus, a disc drive's pretty easy to sort out, and they're all in warranty, it's a non-issue just like it was with PS4.

    FFS.
    Bloody hell. Either I am very lucky usually, or I treat my stuff significantly more carefully than most people. Which I kind of doubt, I am not even using cases for my mobile etc.
  • Carlo 22 Nov 2013 11:32:06 18,243 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    I had a drive that made that noise. Theres something blocking the laser moving. Unlucky, guy.
    Could be the loading motor too.

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  • PazJohnMitch 22 Nov 2013 11:38:37 8,747 posts
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    UncleLou wrote:
    sanctusmortis wrote:
    LetsGo wrote:
    Thread title confirms what I have been saying. RIP.
    Ahem

    Just like PS4, then, yeah? They're broken too, and as that link shows, so is everything else. Standard electronics failure rate, for the TLDR crowd, is 15% for the first 4 years of their lifespan. Laptops average 22%. Plus, a disc drive's pretty easy to sort out, and they're all in warranty, it's a non-issue just like it was with PS4.

    FFS.
    Bloody hell. Either I am very lucky usually, or I treat my stuff significantly more carefully than most people. Which I kind of doubt, I am not even using cases for my mobile etc.
    I am pretty certain most iPhone cases actually increase the stress on the screen when dropped which increases the risk of the screen breaking when you drop it.

    I have dropped case free one 20+ times onto laminate floors and no breaks. I know 3 people that have dropped cased iPhones once onto carpet and the screen cracked.
  • Moot_Point 22 Nov 2013 11:41:17 4,631 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    How is this trolling?

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  • ryohazuki1983 22 Nov 2013 11:52:14 741 posts
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    Sad that both next-gen consoles are having issues. I guess they could be damaged in transit? Either that or sloppy work from both MS and Sony, but in the modern day with internet its a lot easier to get heard if you have a failing console, was it the same back in the days off older consoles?
  • chuck_bone 22 Nov 2013 12:13:26 27 posts
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    Multiple XBones Boned.

    http://youtu.be/aFm4llV1c2g

    Looks like the Blu-Ray drive is potentially going to be a big issue for MS if these early reports are indicative of a wider issue?

    And borked updates bricking cosnoles seem to be happening too.

    Given that the day hasnt even started in the US proper, I suspect we're going to see a lot more soon.
  • chuck_bone 22 Nov 2013 12:13:27 27 posts
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  • chuck_bone 22 Nov 2013 12:19:06 27 posts
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    And a double Uh Oh - Offical xbox forums flooded with problems already.

    This looks like a bigger catastrophe than even the PS4 BLLOD last week....
  • brokenkey 22 Nov 2013 12:28:49 7,159 posts
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    Load_2.0 wrote:
    Mine arrived, disc tray was fine but someone had welded a plate over the ethernet port.
    I can't tell - is that a joke or is it true?

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  • nickthegun 22 Nov 2013 12:32:03 61,349 posts
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    Moot_Point wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    How is this trolling?
    Ah, the 'it was a joke' maneuver.

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  • beastmaster 22 Nov 2013 12:34:42 12,027 posts
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    There is NO Ethernet port. MS lied to you!

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  • brokenkey 22 Nov 2013 12:35:07 7,159 posts
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    chuck_bone wrote:
    And a double Uh Oh - Offical xbox forums flooded with problems already.

    This looks like a bigger catastrophe than even the PS4 BLLOD last week....
    It's ok though, because Xbox twitter support have officially called the end of launch day.

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  • Bremenacht 22 Nov 2013 12:36:04 19,666 posts
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    Catastrophe, eh?
  • mrpon 22 Nov 2013 12:36:22 29,590 posts
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    Don't forget to unscrew the transportation bolt on the underside.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • FuzzyDuck 22 Nov 2013 12:37:11 4,972 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Someone has glued a baked bean into my Ethernet port! What the fuck is going on here?!
    I hope it was a Heinz bean at least, can't imagine Microsoft using cheapo Aldi beans.
  • MadCaddy13 22 Nov 2013 12:38:58 2,077 posts
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    TheDarkKnight wrote:
    imamazed wrote:
    Xborked
    Xboned?
    Xbotched
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