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  • LeoliansBro 12 Nov 2013 13:02:34 43,227 posts
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    So, I know there's a 'what do you do for a living' thread knocking about, but there are a fair few new usernames (including a fair few socks, I know) and I thought it'd be interesting to refresh this and broaden it, to see what collective experience everyone is bringing to the table.

    For me:

    Cashier at W H Smith
    Quality Control at GlaxoSmithkline
    Auditor at PricewaterhouseCoopers
    Analyst at RBS
    Coverage banker at RBS

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • billythekid 12 Nov 2013 13:05:06 11,021 posts
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    Car Washer
    Builder's labourer
    Warehouse worker
    Graphic designer
  • Murbal 12 Nov 2013 13:07:03 21,921 posts
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    Butcher
    Baker
    Candlestick Maker
  • Scurrminator 12 Nov 2013 13:07:10 8,378 posts
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    dogsbody - Morrisons
    Sales dude - Matalan
    Usher - UCI/Odeon
    Jnr QA Tech - Blitz Games
    QA Tech - Blitz Games
    Senior QA Tech - FreeStyleGames
    Associate Producer - FreeStyleGames

    You dare to strike Scurrcules!?

  • mcmonkeyplc 12 Nov 2013 13:07:21 39,384 posts
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    Cashier at Homebase
    Assistant Accountant at small time expo company
    Data Analyst at Telecoms Company
    Procurement manager at Telecoms Company
    Pricing manager at Software company

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 12 Nov 2013 13:07:22 37,336 posts
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    Tinker
    Taylor
    Soldier
    Spy

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Pinky_Floyd 12 Nov 2013 13:07:47 7,381 posts
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    Chicken Plucker
    Oil Tank Maker
    CNC Driller
    Welder
    Baker (6 weeks, hated it, the only job I ever left).
    GAME staff
    Carpet Tile Maker

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    3 years out to do an HND in Computing
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    Support Services Engineer
    Developer
    QA Engineer
    Senior QA Engineer

    Wow, that's pretty diverse now that I look at it.

    Edited by Pinky_Floyd at 13:09:19 12-11-2013
  • quadfather 12 Nov 2013 13:09:49 11,820 posts
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    Kitchen + Bathroom fitter
    Ten pin bowling engineer
    Tropical plant maintenance/interior plant-scaping
    Part time music production
    Barman
    Voluntary work for schools abroad (europe)
    IT engineer
    Project manager

    psn quaddy456, Dark Souls tips

  • Moot_Point 12 Nov 2013 13:10:24 3,913 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Tinker
    Taylor
    Soldier
    Moderator
    :)

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • Steve_Perry 12 Nov 2013 13:11:57 3,554 posts
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    Fluffer.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • DUFFKING 12 Nov 2013 13:13:43 7,091 posts
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    Assisted in some company during a year in industry
    Worked as a bartender during uni
    I'm getting paid to do my PhD so I guess that counts?

    Shit, someday I'm going to have to get a proper job.

    Edited by DUFFKING at 13:13:55 12-11-2013
  • Deleted user 12 November 2013 13:14:28
    Professional part time journalist.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 12 Nov 2013 13:14:46 37,336 posts
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    No-one has corrected my spelling of tailor yet. You fuckers are slipping.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • EMarkM 12 Nov 2013 13:15:45 3,173 posts
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    Shelf stacker, Gateway supermarket
    Quantity surveyor & estimator, Large construction co.
    Quantity surveyor & manager, Small construction co.
    Applications developer, large local building society
    SQL Server database administrator, same place
  • Moot_Point 12 Nov 2013 13:15:49 3,913 posts
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    We dare not, MrTomFTW. /bows

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    mowgli wrote: I thought the 1 married the .2 and founded Islam?

  • Mr_Sleep 12 Nov 2013 13:16:03 16,840 posts
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    General IT dogsbody
    Web designer
    Cleaner
    Various temp jobs
    Data entry monkey

    3 years at uni doing a music technology degree

    IT dogsbody
    Document production

    Now unemployed for a year, again.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • BeardedGamerUK 12 Nov 2013 13:16:58 1,303 posts
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    In no particular order :

    Electrician
    Domestic technician (fixing washing machines etc.)
    Computer Operator
    Office worker with a council
    Junior Claims clerk with an underwriting agency
    Office cleaner
    Porter
    Security guard
    Gardener


    I get bored with jobs easily :D
  • robc84 12 Nov 2013 13:17:08 5,281 posts
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    While at school / College:

    Pub Kitchen washing up
    Sales assistant at JD
    Chinese delivery boy

    After leaving college:

    Admin assistant
    Accounts assistant
    Accountant
    Senior Accountant

    All of the above (4) are at the same company - been here 10 years now!
  • superdelphinus 12 Nov 2013 13:17:34 8,016 posts
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    Farm hand
    Animal husband in a cat farm
    Barman
    Dolphin researcher
    Clothes shop assistant
    Lawyer
  • DFawkes 12 Nov 2013 13:17:58 22,590 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    No-one has corrected my spelling of tailor yet. You fuckers are slipping.
    I assumed it wasn't a typo and you were this guy for a while.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • Zizoo 12 Nov 2013 13:18:24 8,111 posts
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    Benefits scrounger
  • Rhaegyr 12 Nov 2013 13:19:52 1,408 posts
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    Babysitter :)
    Pharmaceutical assistant

    Leeds Uni

    Sales grunt - Currys
    Sales team leader - Currys
    Redundant
    Marketing Officer - Clearridge
    Web Design - Clearridge
    Consultant - Clearridge
    Project Manager - Clearridge
    Redundant

    Voluntary - Secondary school (never again), Hospital

    Edited by Rhaegyr at 13:21:31 12-11-2013
  • Madder-Max 12 Nov 2013 13:20:37 11,618 posts
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    Tesco dogsbody
    Cocktail barman
    Live in carehome manager
    Walls icecream factory dogsbody
    Sainsburys night shift fruit and veg manager (dogsbody)
    Homebase garden centre assistant manager
    IT procurement website sales bod (IT online marketplace in the dotcom boom)
    British gas outbound sales bod
    SCC birmingham public sector IT sales bod
    Tax advisor (umbrella thing for IT contractors and LTD company set ups)
    IT sales manager (start up in wales)
    Telecoms sales bod
    Barman
    Recruitment consultant
    Pub supervisor

    In that order

    99 problems and being ginger is one

  • Steve_Perry 12 Nov 2013 13:21:05 3,554 posts
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    Billionaire orphan.
    Playboy.
    Batman.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 12 Nov 2013 13:22:01 37,336 posts
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    It does occur to me I have no idea what my current job title is any more. "Project Unfuckerupper" would probably be most accurate at the moment.

    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • twelveways 12 Nov 2013 13:22:12 3,846 posts
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    superdelphinus wrote:
    Animal husband in a cat farm
    Marrying a cat is a job?

    They farm cats?!

    Is this some kind of nerdy reference I am missing?
  • Mr_Sleep 12 Nov 2013 13:22:32 16,840 posts
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    Out of all of them the one that I enjoyed the most was the cleaner, worked with my brother and had a great boss. Just a no stress, comfortable job with shit pay. It worked for me at the time and I had nothing to worry about apart from doing the job. No office politics and no bullshit, it was great.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Deckard1 12 Nov 2013 13:23:01 27,143 posts
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    Gardener for Princess Diana
    Cowboy
    Fire Engine
    Asteroid
    8 years on disability benefits
    Games Journalist
  • BeardedGamerUK 12 Nov 2013 13:23:34 1,303 posts
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    Is anyone going to claim to be a professional video games journalist? :D

    *edit* Dammit Deckard beat me to it :)

    Edited by BeardedGamerUK at 13:24:33 12-11-2013
  • neilka 12 Nov 2013 13:24:24 15,644 posts
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    Cop
    Native American
    Sailor
    Construction worker
    Cowboy
    Biker
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