Does a month go by without some smart swine brisk(et)ly escaping the daily grind when sanchewary backons?|
Post pig escape news here!
Runaway pigs in Forest of Bowland found 'safe and fat'
The three six-month-old saddleback sows escaped from an enclosure in woodland in the Forest of Bowland close to Clitheroe around a month ago.
"They are now safely back in the woodland, but they seem to have almost doubled in size since they went missing, probably because of the large amounts of acorns around at the moment."
EG's *Official* pig escape news notification thread
neilka 16,527 posts
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Meanwhile the police are baffled by a spate of reports of missing children in the Clitheroe area.
For the record, whenever I see a pun I assume the person was raped by a clown when they were younger. Because puns are never funny.
You're just down on the pigs man.
EMarkM 3,429 posts
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X201 wrote:Haven't clicked on your link yet, but last night we were watching a series of programmes we'd recorded during Nat Geo Wild's Monster Week where three animal investigators look into mysteries.
As well as pigs escaping from places, they also break into places:
Wild boar tear up football pitch
One was a golf course that had been destroyed by badgers AND wild boar
TheMayorOfJugs 4,509 posts
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jimbogreen 88 posts
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it's about time the pigs had their revenge. see if humans like being a staple part of the national breakfast for a few centuries then maybe we can talk as equals.
Thread rescue following delete.
Flying_Pig 11,492 posts
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/pops head in thread.
All the acorns have gone.