EG's *Official* pig escape news notification thread

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  • Bremenacht 10 Nov 2013 23:59:29 18,335 posts
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    Does a month go by without some smart swine brisk(et)ly escaping the daily grind when sanchewary backons?

    Post pig escape news here!

    Runaway pigs in Forest of Bowland found 'safe and fat'



    The three six-month-old saddleback sows escaped from an enclosure in woodland in the Forest of Bowland close to Clitheroe around a month ago.

    A farmer spotted the missing pigs and after a "bit of pig wrestling" by three men the trio were captured.
    "They are now safely back in the woodland, but they seem to have almost doubled in size since they went missing, probably because of the large amounts of acorns around at the moment."
  • neilka 11 Nov 2013 00:03:06 15,991 posts
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    Meanwhile the police are baffled by a spate of reports of missing children in the Clitheroe area.

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • Deleted user 11 November 2013 00:05:27
    For the record, whenever I see a pun I assume the person was raped by a clown when they were younger. Because puns are never funny.
  • Bremenacht 11 Nov 2013 00:10:21 18,335 posts
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    You're just down on the pigs man.
  • X201 11 Nov 2013 06:49:54 15,491 posts
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    As well as pigs escaping from places, they also break into places:


    Wild boar tear up football pitch
  • EMarkM 11 Nov 2013 07:22:51 3,174 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    As well as pigs escaping from places, they also break into places:


    Wild boar tear up football pitch
    Haven't clicked on your link yet, but last night we were watching a series of programmes we'd recorded during Nat Geo Wild's Monster Week where three animal investigators look into mysteries.

    One was a golf course that had been destroyed by badgers AND wild boar :)
  • TheMayorOfJugs 11 Nov 2013 07:27:37 3,563 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    As well as pigs escaping from places, they also break into places:


    Wild boar tear up football pitch
    My god. Far Cry 3 has prepared me for this.
    Gentlemen, form an orderly queue, I'm about to make me some wallets.
  • jimbogreen 11 Nov 2013 22:04:22 88 posts
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    it's about time the pigs had their revenge. see if humans like being a staple part of the national breakfast for a few centuries then maybe we can talk as equals.
  • X201 11 Nov 2013 22:15:21 15,491 posts
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  • X201 11 Nov 2013 22:17:32 15,491 posts
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    Thread rescue following delete.
  • Flying_Pig 11 Nov 2013 22:19:36 11,014 posts
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    /pops head in thread.
  • Bremenacht 11 Nov 2013 22:22:13 18,335 posts
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    All the acorns have gone.
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