Rabies or bubonic plague?

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  • Bremenacht 25 Oct 2013 16:09:16 17,777 posts
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    I can't decide which of those would be the least worse.

    You don't get pustules with Rabies do you? But then again, popping pustules may help you while away the hours before you die.
  • Alastair 25 Oct 2013 16:11:44 15,598 posts
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    Isn't this a random musing...?

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • Grax 25 Oct 2013 16:12:30 2,132 posts
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    My mums god caught my little finger last wekend so I dont think o have a choice. It's going to be rabies
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  • Deleted user 25 October 2013 16:14:21
    Grax wrote:
    My mums god caught my little finger last wekend so I dont think o have a choice. It's going to be rabies
    Pretty sure you can't catch rabies from the Lord Almighty.
  • billythekid 25 Oct 2013 16:14:35 11,103 posts
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    @Grax That's all we need, another fucking deity. Down with this sort of thing.
  • nickthegun 25 Oct 2013 16:14:56 59,419 posts
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    Grax wrote:
    My mums god caught my little finger last wekend so I dont think o have a choice. It's going to be rabies
    Verily, he doth move in mysterious ways.

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    He totally called it

  • nickthegun 25 Oct 2013 16:15:12 59,419 posts
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    Hattrick.

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  • Mr_Sleep 25 Oct 2013 16:18:19 16,930 posts
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    Well, we understand Rabies, there is some suggestion that they may be close to finding a cure for a percentile of patients but the bubonic plague had no cure apart from quarantine so I'd opt for rabies on the off chance that I was in the percentile that could be cured.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Grax 25 Oct 2013 16:18:26 2,132 posts
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    @meme really, I checked with nhs direct they said possible side effects of being bitten by a god
    It said

    Turing into a frog
    first born son beong taken
    Rabies
  • Bremenacht 25 Oct 2013 16:19:39 17,777 posts
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    Alastair wrote:
    Isn't this a random musing...?
    We really need a founder of the 3rd Reich to decide.
  • Mr_Sleep 25 Oct 2013 16:19:43 16,930 posts
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    Did it mention rape by swan?

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Grax 25 Oct 2013 16:20:38 2,132 posts
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    @Mr_Sleep that was only if you bit him back
  • Grax 25 Oct 2013 16:20:53 2,132 posts
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  • Bremenacht 25 Oct 2013 16:21:06 17,777 posts
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    Grax wrote:
    Turing into a frog
    History would have been very different.
  • nickthegun 25 Oct 2013 16:22:45 59,419 posts
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    you would be very unlucky to be raped by a swan as it is one of the very few species of bird to have a cock.

    Hows that for a pub fact?

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  • Deckard1 25 Oct 2013 16:24:25 27,675 posts
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    I thought all ducks did? Curly ones.

    Hush you ponce

  • Grax 25 Oct 2013 16:25:28 2,132 posts
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    How do ducks pro create, I know not all animals are the same bit I always thought ducks did the dirty
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    I was about to google "Do birds have cocks?" and I realised I really really don't care to know.
  • Mr_Sleep 25 Oct 2013 16:25:56 16,930 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    you would be very unlucky to be raped by a swan as it is one of the very few species of bird to have a cock.

    Hows that for a pub fact?
    Zeus pays no mind to your idea of genetics.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Willsh91 25 Oct 2013 16:32:31 376 posts
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    I'd go for bubonic plague there's a much higher survival rate compared to rabies once physical signs have developed.
  • nickthegun 25 Oct 2013 16:35:03 59,419 posts
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    Ducks also have cocks and, I think, the ostrich.

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  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 25 Oct 2013 16:36:17 6,654 posts
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    Rabies in a second. Nobody would be able to fuck with me. Frothing at the mouth with me nashers.
  • Deckard1 25 Oct 2013 16:36:52 27,675 posts
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    I'm at work until 8 but the urge to look for a picture of an ostrich cock is almost overpowering.

    Hush you ponce

  • Deleted user 25 October 2013 16:38:27
    Deckard1 wrote:
    I'm at work until 8 but the urge to look for a picture of an ostrich cock is almost overpowering.
    I like to think this would have happened even if this thread didn't exist.
  • Fatiguez 25 Oct 2013 16:42:28 8,714 posts
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  • Deckard1 25 Oct 2013 16:47:15 27,675 posts
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    I had to look. Could be an awkward conversation somewhere down the line. I like to think it was worth it.

    Hush you ponce

  • Deckard1 25 Oct 2013 16:47:44 27,675 posts
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    It looks like a tongue!

    Hush you ponce

  • RedSparrows 25 Oct 2013 16:49:12 22,258 posts
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    Oh jesus horrorfucking christ what did i just see
  • bitch_tits_zero_nine 25 Oct 2013 16:49:25 6,654 posts
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    There's probably a French recipe
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