On the topic of tyranny, oppression and persecution (i.e. HairyGate) I have just found my forum limitations:I personally find that quite stifling. What are yours? (you can find it on your profile page, in display settings, at the very bottom) 
What are your forum limitations?

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Benno 10,971 posts
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Registered 10 years ago 
50 threads per 1 day
30 posts per 60 seconds
600 posts per hour
1 "context is key" per page 
Ziz0u 8,892 posts
Seen 42 minutes ago
Registered 6 years ago
First to reach their thread limit gets a prize from HairyArse.
Forum limitations
The following limitations apply to your account when posting on the forum. You can create:
20 threads per 1 day
12 posts per 60 seconds
240 posts per hour
Permissions increase as your account ages, so stick around!

JuanKerr 36,853 posts
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Registered 9 years agoI'm only allowed 21 posts every 60 seconds. I feel like I'm being suffocated. 
The E key on my keyboard is a bit stiff. 
Grax 4,230 posts
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Registered 2 years agoYay new profile ftw
5 threads
3 posts per 60 seconds
60 posts an hour 
An unlimited number of thread edits per minute
An unlimited number of uses of the banhammer per second
2 martyrs per day
5 cockpunches with the iron first 
Load_2.0 20,966 posts
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Registered 12 years ago•55 threads per 1 day
•33 posts per 60 seconds
•660 posts per hour
Take that FUCKERS!
I can think of a few forumites who could do with a dramatic reduction! 
Zomoniac 8,479 posts
Seen 34 minutes ago
Registered 11 years agoSo every EG birthday you have you get 5 threads, 3 posts a minute and 60 posts an hour as a present? 
Grax 4,230 posts
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Registered 2 years ago@HairyArse so one martyr left for the day 
Benno 10,971 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 10 years agoHairyArse wrote:
Jesus.. we're gonna need a bigger boat.
An unlimited number of thread edits per minute
An unlimited number of uses of the banhammer per second
2 martyrs per day
5 cockpunches with the iron first 
quadfather 17,327 posts
Seen 53 minutes ago
Registered 5 years ago20 threads per 1 day
12 posts per 60 seconds
240 posts per hour 
cubbymoore 36,510 posts
Seen 2 weeks ago
Registered 11 years ago50 threads per 1 day (subject to changes by moderators)
30 flippant posts per 60 seconds
600 posts per hour, which contradicts the previous limitation... 
Whizzo 43,952 posts
Seen 3 hours ago
Registered 14 years ago60 threads per 1 day
36 posts per 60 seconds
720 posts per hour 
Load_2.0 20,966 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 12 years agoI should engage in more profligate posting style. 
drhcnip 3,274 posts
Seen 38 minutes ago
Registered 6 years ago20 threads per 1 day
12 posts per 60 seconds
240 posts per hour 
graysonavich 7,741 posts
Seen 3 hours ago
Registered 5 years agoAh yes, the system put in place just to stop Fruit_Salad going mental at the weekend 
Fucking hell, Whizzo. You're allowed to do more than me. Cockpunches aside. 
Load_2.0 20,966 posts
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Registered 12 years agoGah!
Undone by Whizzo. 
40 threads per 1 day
24 posts per 60 seconds
480 posts per hour
0 legs to stand on 
Benno 10,971 posts
Seen 1 hour ago
Registered 10 years agocubbymoore wrote:
Get some maths skills!
50 threads per 1 day (subject to changes by moderators)
30 flippant posts per 60 seconds
600 posts per hour, which contradicts the previous limitation... 
monkman76 7,230 posts
Seen 18 minutes ago
Registered 7 years agoSome posters have clearly misinterpreted 'limitations' as 'stretch targets'. 
Load_2.0 20,966 posts
Seen 2 hours ago
Registered 12 years agoneilka wrote:
1 Chicken in a dustbin per month
40 threads per 1 day
24 posts per 60 seconds
480 posts per hour
0 legs to stand on 
Alastair 17,073 posts
Seen 35 minutes ago
Registered 14 years agoWhizzo wrote:
Same as Whizzo.
60 threads per 1 day
36 posts per 60 seconds
720 posts per hour
Old Boys unite! 
Deckard1 wrote:
And a partridge in a pair tree 
61 threads per 1 day
36 posts per 60 seconds
720 posts per hour
8 hot beverages per 1 day 
BigOrkWaaagh 2,836 posts
Seen 14 minutes ago
Registered 8 years ago30 threads per 1 day
18 posts per 60 seconds
360 posts per hour
I feel the need to use no less than my quota now. 
Benno wrote:
30 posts a minute,
cubbymoore wrote:
Get some maths skills!
50 threads per 1 day (subject to changes by moderators)
30 flippant posts per 60 seconds
600 posts per hour, which contradicts the previous limitation...
60 minutes in an hour
30 x 60 = 1800 
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