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  • L_Franko Moderator 28 Oct 2008 16:01:16 9,695 posts
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    Just got over mine, but what a pain in the arse. Just handed it over to the missus. I spend alot of time at the pub at the moment.
  • Deleted user 28 October 2008 16:16:26
    Drinking alcohol will really help.
  • Gradius 28 Oct 2008 16:53:49 2,303 posts
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    Gl3n wrote:
    That's another reason, propped up in bed (i'm nude under these covers btw) trembling like a princess. If this doesn't go away soon, i'm bathing in lemsip.

    /wanks
  • Deleted user 9 December 2008 14:11:57
    Day 9.

    DAY FUCKING 9.

    I just went out and was thinking of going on a small local Christmas shop, but was feeling sweaty and odd so came back home with a mince pie and cafe nero amaretti coffee. BAH.
  • Dougs 15 Dec 2008 10:46:01 84,253 posts
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    Bleurgh. I'm just a big ball of snot and shivers right now.

    /Goes back to bed.
  • THFourteen 15 Dec 2008 10:47:48 46,874 posts
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    barstweard.

    i feel like crap, had to drag myself in though we are already two down.

    mrs TH14 was up coughing all night so i didnt get any sleep myself.

    might sleep on the sofa tonight if she's no better.
  • Dougs 15 Dec 2008 10:52:33 84,253 posts
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    1st cold I've had in ages. Luckily it's not man flu though. Need to be better for Wed, Christmas do!

    Still no spare room then?!
  • Stickman 15 Dec 2008 10:52:40 29,653 posts
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    Sorry for the double (maybe triple, who knows?!) post, but it's worth people knowing that the World Health Organisation has announced that all evidence points to an influenza pandemic hitting the UK "sooner rather than later".

    Hospitals are being told to plan for a massive increase in demand for services combined with around 50% staff sickness.

    We're all going to die!
  • Stickman 15 Dec 2008 10:52:41 29,653 posts
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  • Stickman 15 Dec 2008 10:52:45 29,653 posts
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    Especially you. Yes, you.
  • Dougs 15 Dec 2008 10:57:59 84,253 posts
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    Can it wait until after Christmas leave please?
  • PinkSpider 15 Dec 2008 10:59:11 3,349 posts
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    I think I have something, cold, stomach hurts, head hurts, throat hurts, dehydrated and haven had a drink since Friday.

    It feels like the worst hangover ever and it's my birthday and I've been given loads of booze :(
  • THFourteen 15 Dec 2008 11:18:29 46,874 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    1st cold I've had in ages. Luckily it's not man flu though. Need to be better for Wed, Christmas do!

    Still no spare room then?!

    ah yeah i'd forgotten about that! no the australian has gone (phew) so its just covered in laundry at the mo

    easier to sleep on the sofa...
  • johnlenham 16 Dec 2008 12:44:09 4,000 posts
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    Ive got this bastard flu, chest virus. Feels like a fucking spiked ball is rolling around in my lungs when I cough, went to the docs yesterday and was told drink lots of water, honey and lemon and rest. Next day I wake up and ive got a fucking blocked then runny nose and im coughing up blobs of green crap :(
  • PinkSpider 16 Dec 2008 12:45:43 3,349 posts
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    I've had a Headache since Saturday :(

    And erm most of the above.

    I have Asda's own brand lemsip though, which I think I'm addicted to.
  • johnlenham 16 Dec 2008 12:47:37 4,000 posts
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    I had my bout of headaches on saturday. Probably didnt help I said fuck it and went out an got wankered sat evening either :S

    I need some lemsip and lockets shame the shit shop near me sells neither :(
  • JohnnyWashnGo 16 Dec 2008 12:52:38 1,544 posts
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    This is the first day since last wednesday that I have started to feel better. The weekend, my birthday btw, was a complete friggin washout. Didn't sleep one bit, up all night with a headache that was threatening to explode my skull wide open.

    Now I am stuck with the nose and cough from hell. I came to work today to see if I really was that bad only to find that looking at a monitor all day is making me sick.
  • DaisyD 16 Dec 2008 12:56:51 11,816 posts
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    I have a virus - a dizzy virus. Labrinzitus I think. My doc gave me a sick note signing me off till the 22nd, even though I don't need one for the 1st week. Still, I might not show work it and go back to work tomorrow anyway.
  • johnlenham 16 Dec 2008 12:57:49 4,000 posts
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    Fuck that! Wish I had a sick note :(!
  • DaisyD 16 Dec 2008 13:20:55 11,816 posts
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    If my Sarge gives me a hard time about being off, I'll flash her the sick note and fuck off back home. :D
  • Jeepers 19 Mar 2009 18:56:29 16,436 posts
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    I feel like shit. Sweaty, cold and achey.

    It's man-flu, right?
  • THFourteen 19 Mar 2009 19:04:23 46,874 posts
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    yeah i've had it for two days. dont believe it.

    been ill all year
  • Jeepers 19 Mar 2009 19:08:03 16,436 posts
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    Where are all the female forumites? Shouldn't they be bringing us Lemsips and mopping our brows whilst whispering "There, there big brave soldier"?

    /illsulks
  • MetalDog 19 Mar 2009 19:12:06 24,080 posts
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    I've got a fucking cold, Jeepers. I'll hack and sneeze on you if you like!

    Third one this year - I can't wait to see what I catch next month.
  • Jeepers 19 Mar 2009 19:14:51 16,436 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    I've got a fucking cold, Jeepers. I'll hack and sneeze on you if you like!

    Third one this year - I can't wait to see what I catch next month.

    /brings in Lemsip
    /mops MD's brow

    "There, there, big brave solider."

    See? That's all we're asking for. A little bit of love. And some Lemsip and mopping.
  • MetalDog 19 Mar 2009 19:29:10 24,080 posts
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    Hehe.

    You have the lemsip, it's vile.
  • Load_2.0 26 Mar 2009 15:37:29 25,911 posts
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    Bah humbug, I am ill and cold.

    This is probably what it feels like to have the Ebola virus. No one in the history of the world has ever been as sick as I feel right now.

    My illness would kill a normal man.
  • Deleted user 2 May 2009 13:13:22
    Right I've had the lamest mild cold for a few days now. Symptoms include the odd sneezing and coughing, not frequent enough to really be hayfever.

    Then last night after coming back from the pub....where all I did was drink water and coke, I woke up with a fucking fever and had trouble breathing.

    This morning I am back to the crappy cold symptoms with a headache. What the fuck?!
  • Fizzog 2 May 2009 13:18:11 4,108 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    I've got a fucking cold, Jeepers. I'll hack and sneeze on you if you like!

    Third one this year - I can't wait to see what I catch next month.

    lol
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