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  • Deleted user 7 November 2006 16:02:20
    Slurpy J wrote:
    Start sleeping properly, eating well and stop living in your room like a hermit playing games. Fresh air ftw!

    Not at all tbh. I do all those things and have still been suffering with a cold for about three weeks. They're unavoidable.
  • Tiger_Walts 7 Nov 2006 16:03:43 16,674 posts
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    Last cold I had lasted a weekend, before that they were hanging around for weeks.
  • Spanky 7 Nov 2006 16:20:15 14,940 posts
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    Just make sure you take your sick days. Company across the road get flu jabs because they're 'key workers'. They're a bunch of fucking accountants laundering money for the building projects in the square mile, nice to see someones got there priorities right!
  • MetalDog 7 Nov 2006 16:48:05 24,080 posts
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    I coughed so much I threw up the other day. Whee.
    I can stand the rest of the cold, I wish the cough would fuck right off.
  • haowan 7 Nov 2006 16:53:33 7,385 posts
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    Hardly ever get colds since I started doing tai chi. True story.
  • UweBoll 8 May 2007 19:55:16 51 posts
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  • wobbler147 21 Jul 2007 13:49:52 5,192 posts
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    fucking hell I feel like shit, my bones are aching and my head is pounding :(

    that is all.
  • Jeepers 21 Jul 2007 13:53:47 16,436 posts
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    wobbler147 wrote:
    fucking hell I feel like shit, my bones are aching and my head is pounding :(

    that is all.

    At about 4pm get yourself:

    Some whisky
    Some lemsip
    Some honey
    Some hot water.

    Add to a big glass and sip slowly.

    /nurse jeepers
  • Deleted user 21 July 2007 13:54:57
    That's actually a great wee remedy - I use lemon juice instead of Lemsip, personally, and I throw a handful of cloves in there too.
  • Jeepers 21 Jul 2007 13:57:57 16,436 posts
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    Owen-B wrote:
    That's actually a great wee remedy - I use lemon juice instead of Lemsip, personally, and I throw a handful of cloves in there too.

    Ooh, cloves! that would turn it from a Good Cure to a Guaranteed Cold Killer. Good finking.
  • wobbler147 21 Jul 2007 14:07:11 5,192 posts
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    hmm, whiskey you say?

    /pops out
  • Load_2.0 6 Aug 2007 12:53:28 25,911 posts
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    Hmmmm The hottest day of the year yesterday and somehow I have contracted a cold.

    Life is not good at the moment.
  • catterz 6 Aug 2007 12:55:26 8,763 posts
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    I'm just like you, Load. I can get a cold in any weather. My colds/flu's always seem to come in 3's also. It'll seem like I've had a non-stop cold for a month or so.
  • Deleted user 2 May 2008 07:05:00
    I can deal with colds, I can deal with feeling like shit, a sore throat, anything. A runny nose though can fuck right off. Up at fucking 6am to snort out pure clear nose juice. I've resorted to a Lemsip and watching Scrubs.
  • Buztafen 2 May 2008 15:47:46 17,438 posts
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    NatAttack wrote:
    Nemesis wrote:
    It's one of those things whereby I feel so shite I haven't the energy for games.

    Shocking.

    /barely able to depress keys

    I only popped in cos I was feeling lonely.


    :(


    want hugz?

    I reckon he prolly will do if he's still got a cold from 3 years ago!

    Im waiting on getting a cough and cold as my house mate and his bird have been coughing up all kinds of mucus for the past few days....is it that hard to cough with your hand over your mouth FFS!!!
  • Benno 2 May 2008 16:39:48 11,697 posts
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    i swim at the uni pool every other day and i catch a new cold each time

    my life is just one constant cold

    i must be immune to most of sheffields cold viruses
  • Deleted user 19 August 2008 15:52:15
    Anyone else drippings with goo or is it just me.
  • Lutz 19 Aug 2008 15:59:35 48,872 posts
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    Just you.
    /passes SJH some kleenex.
    /via a long pole
  • Deleted user 19 August 2008 16:29:45
    General Snot here.

    Where is all this mucus coming from? WHERE? I CAN'T POSSIBLY STORE THIS IN MY HEAD ONLY!
  • byron_hinson 19 Aug 2008 16:30:51 1,525 posts
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    Try having sinusitis for years on end then having an op that goes wrong and you nearly snuff it!! - then moan about your bloody colds!
  • Quint2020 19 Aug 2008 16:34:21 3,484 posts
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    squarejawhero wrote:
    Anyone else drippings with goo or is it just me.

    /raises hand

    I've been coughing and spluttering at work since yesterday, god knows why I haven't gone home yet, I haven't even got anything to do!
  • Deleted user 19 August 2008 16:35:01
    squarejawhero wrote:
    Anyone else drippings with goo or is it just me.

    Ooh-er!
  • craigy Staff 19 Aug 2008 16:35:02 9,199 posts
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    Recategorised the thread so frod can sleep better at night :)
  • Deleted user 19 August 2008 17:10:10
    I'm not just moaning. I'm pissing snot and moaning.

    I'm not actually pissing snot though. Only figuratively. The snot is in my head. Er.
  • Dougs 19 Aug 2008 18:10:36 84,253 posts
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    Aye, snot city here too. It goes great with my bad back. Sneezing is a whole load of fun.
  • captaineurogamer 19 Aug 2008 18:13:57 4,310 posts
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    I have a broken nose and I tells ya colds and flus are really annoying
  • Deleted user 19 August 2008 22:44:21
    I've sneezed so much today I'm suprised my brains didn't fall out.

    Red wine helped. Why is that?
  • Gl3n Moderator 28 Oct 2008 15:51:56 6,608 posts
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    It's times like these i'm glad that the macbook pro is capable of boiling one's groin.
  • _Price_ 28 Oct 2008 15:53:37 3,071 posts
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    So that you don't have any kids to give you cold and flu?
  • Gl3n Moderator 28 Oct 2008 15:57:33 6,608 posts
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    That's another reason, propped up in bed (i'm nude under these covers btw) trembling like a princess. If this doesn't go away soon, i'm bathing in lemsip.
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