What's the weirdest thing you've witnessed at someone else's house

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  • Dirtbox 7 Oct 2013 09:54:59 78,152 posts
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    ...normal.

    Thought a fun thread might be in order.

    Mine: 10 years old at a friends house and watched his mother pour babies ladened potty into the kitchen sink over the dirty dishes before asking me if I'd like a drink. 'No way!' I shouted.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 09:56:08 07-10-2013

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  • PazJohnMitch 7 Oct 2013 09:56:50 8,044 posts
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    I am assuming you ran out of characters for the title?

    Maybe change "completely" to "normal".
  • imamazed 7 Oct 2013 10:00:18 5,583 posts
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    Quite a specific paramter there, dirtbox
  • Youthist 7 Oct 2013 10:01:26 10,018 posts
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    Can we also keep score on how many responses are totally fabricated or severely embellished for comedic effect?

    Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that

  • Armoured_Bear 7 Oct 2013 10:03:31 11,141 posts
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    I went round to a mate's house once, we chatted a bit, his mum put the kettle on and his dad nonchalantly carried on wanking the dog whilst making small talk.

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  • Popzeus 7 Oct 2013 10:04:10 8,330 posts
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    Not in someone else's house, but I once had a mate come back to my rented student house and piss in the sink, then be completely baffled when I went nuts and threw him out. "It's just what we do in Burnley, you're overreacting!"

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  • Anthony_UK 7 Oct 2013 10:04:56 2,492 posts
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    When I was younger, my friends mam thought it perfectly normal for her spoilt dog to shit on the floor. They'd clean it up obviously, but it kept doing it without no punishment whatsoever! Utterly bizarre!
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 7 Oct 2013 10:08:37 38,141 posts
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    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I went round to a mate's house once, we chatted a bit, his mum put the kettle on and his dad nonchalantly carried on wanking the dog whilst making small talk.
    "Oh! I didn't realise we had company. Where are my manners? Would you like a go?"

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  • Armoured_Bear 7 Oct 2013 10:09:09 11,141 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    Armoured_Bear wrote:
    I went round to a mate's house once, we chatted a bit, his mum put the kettle on and his dad nonchalantly carried on wanking the dog whilst making small talk.
    "Oh! I didn't realise we had company. Where are my manners? Would you like a go?"
    I thought it rude to refuse...

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  • Grax 7 Oct 2013 10:09:29 2,224 posts
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    I was once round a girls house, her dad was in the bath and she needed the toilet, rather then wait for him to get out she just strolled in there and sat talking to him whilst doing her business. I thought that was weird (she was in her 20's)
  • RedSparrows 7 Oct 2013 10:12:23 22,649 posts
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    That is weird. Eurgh.
  • sport 7 Oct 2013 10:12:38 12,723 posts
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    Went to a mate's place once after his missus had just given birth. She needed help lactating so him and his mother-in-law started massaging a boob each!
  • Popzeus 7 Oct 2013 10:16:33 8,330 posts
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    @sport Now that's just rude, surely etiquette dictates their guest should be invited to do the honours.

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  • Dirtbox 7 Oct 2013 10:16:34 78,152 posts
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    Liking this thread already.

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  • neilka 7 Oct 2013 10:16:50 15,914 posts
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    I once went round to a friend's house and his 42 year old dad was playing a Nintendo console. Obviously I fled the premises and alerted Operation Yewtree using the nearest payphone.

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  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 Oct 2013 10:18:45 3,522 posts
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    I knew a guy who always used to offer his leg to his dog to hump until he came.

    Edited by TheMayorOfJugs at 10:19:35 07-10-2013
  • M83J01P97 7 Oct 2013 10:20:43 6,654 posts
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    I think breast feeding is a big source of social awkwardness. My friends sister would think nothing of doing it in front of guests, and while it was her own home... Surely social etiquette dictates it shouldn't be done right in front of none family members?
  • CosmicFuzz 7 Oct 2013 10:23:23 24,297 posts
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    These dog wanking/leg humping stories are seriously making me feel ill.

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  • StevilKnevil 7 Oct 2013 10:23:28 310 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    I knew a guy who always used to offer his leg to his dog to hump until he came.
    OK. I have to ask.. The guy or the dog?

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  • smoothpete 7 Oct 2013 10:23:55 31,506 posts
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    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    I knew a guy who always used to offer his leg to his dog to hump until he came.
    The guy or the dog?
  • Salaman 7 Oct 2013 10:25:08 19,048 posts
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    Any time I've vistited friends with a new baby to congratulate them, see the new sprog and give them a gift for the baby, the little one invariably needs feeding at some point you're there.
    The mother usually just discretely latches the baby on right there. I don't think it's weird.
    You're all sitting on the sofa chatting. Baby gets hungry, baby gets fed and you keep on chatting.
  • smoothpete 7 Oct 2013 10:25:31 31,506 posts
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    I was sat having breakfast at my ex-girlfriend's parents farmhouse in Cornwall when the sperm salesman came to the door. He sold pedigree bull's sperm.
  • Chopsen 7 Oct 2013 10:25:55 15,965 posts
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    Homes without locks on their bathrooms are asking for trouble.

    I was once at an aunts house, and went for a piss. Walked in on a cousin of mine, stood there stark naked, having just got out the bath.

    Being completely out of any sort of situation my brain was expecting to have to deal with at that moment, I just said hello to her and proceeded to have a piss and then left.

    (I was about 10 or 12 at the time.)
  • TheSaint 7 Oct 2013 10:26:31 14,374 posts
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    Having never been a dog owner what possible reason would someone have for wanking a dog anyway?
  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 Oct 2013 10:26:33 3,522 posts
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    StevilKnevil wrote:
    TheMayorOfJugs wrote:
    I knew a guy who always used to offer his leg to his dog to hump until he came.
    OK. I have to ask.. The guy or the dog?
    The dog. :-D Ambiguity for the win.
  • sport 7 Oct 2013 10:26:35 12,723 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    You're all sitting on the sofa chatting. Baby gets hungry, baby gets fed and you keep on chatting while getting a glimpse of tit.
    Couldn't agree more, Sal.
  • CosmicFuzz 7 Oct 2013 10:27:01 24,297 posts
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    M83J01P97 wrote:
    I think breast feeding is a big source of social awkwardness. My friends sister would think nothing of doing it in front of guests, and while it was her own home... Surely social etiquette dictates it shouldn't be done right in front of none family members?
    Dunno, I don't really have a problem with it (not because I'm a perv!). I've been round at friend's houses when their wives have started breastfeeding. Half the time they're so sly about it you don't even realise. Not like they strip off their top and stand in the middle of the room.

    Plus I worked at Pizza Hut for years and women were often breastfeeding. Wasn't a big deal.

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  • TheMayorOfJugs 7 Oct 2013 10:29:03 3,522 posts
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    TheSaint wrote:
    Having never been a dog owner what possible reason would someone have for wanking a dog anyway?
    Have you ever seen South Park?
  • Chopsen 7 Oct 2013 10:29:59 15,965 posts
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    Having babies does weird things to women's attitudes to their bodies.

    Before having a baby, they won't even admit to farting.

    After they've had a baby, they'll sit there talking about their piles while getting their tits out.
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