Stupid things that annoy you but shouldn't Page 26

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  • chopsen 31 Mar 2014 08:58:42 16,197 posts
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    Why this obsession with productiveness? What are you, a robot?

    "It's 4am. As I need no sleep, I shall wallpaper the spare bedroom. Go me!"
  • iancognito 31 Mar 2014 09:04:28 1,606 posts
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    I know what you mean. Even if you needed just a couple of hours sleep a day, think how much more you could get done. Or time you'd have to waste. And sleep patterns are so unpredictable. You can't go to bed at 12, sleep instantly and wake up at 7 feeling great. There's always odd nights you can't sleep, or wake up early and feel tired all day.
  • PenguinJim 31 Mar 2014 09:09:19 5,943 posts
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    Some people don't remember dreaming at all. I can see that sleep would be a far bigger waste of time for them.

    Poor Picard. :(
  • chopsen 31 Mar 2014 09:10:53 16,197 posts
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    I always struggle to get to sleep. I also struggle to wake up. My brain really doesn't like changes in conciousness.
  • Mola_Ram 31 Mar 2014 09:12:14 7,961 posts
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    I don't remember dreams. Well, I do, but only for a minute or so after I wake up.
  • rockavitch 31 Mar 2014 09:12:51 355 posts
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    That kindle Fire advert, "I have a serious plants vs zombies addiction" "for me it's candy crush saga".

    I know I can ignore it but it makes me want to beat up that helpdesk woman.

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  • iancognito 31 Mar 2014 09:24:26 1,606 posts
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    "I have a serious plants versus zombies addiction."
    "OK, you should probably stop messing around with your Kindle and go outside or get a grip on your hyperbole, you shit."

    It wasn't for Kindle Fire, but the last time I rang Amazon I wouldn't describe it as helpful. I remember it being like this for about 20 minutes.

    Me: I don't have my book. I think it is lost in the post.
    Amazon: Right.
    Me: Will you send it to me?
    Amazon:...
    Me: My book. I don't have the book I ordered. Will you send it to me.
    Amazon: Your book?
    Me: Yes. It's lost in the post, remember? I don't have it.
    Amazon: Right.
    Me: And what I need for your to do is send me another copy of that book.
    Amazon: You'd like us to send you another book?
    Me: Yes.
    Amazon:...
    Me: So will you send me another copy of the book?
    Amazon: You'd like another copy of the book?
    Me: Yes, it was lost in the post. Remember me saying that? I'd like you to send another copy.
    Amazon: Right.
    Me: So will you send me another copy?
  • rockavitch 31 Mar 2014 09:30:14 355 posts
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    Probably too busy playing candy (tm) crush (tm) saga (tm). Or maybe they couldn't reply due to some time limit, I mean, who wants to be glued to a computer all day.

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  • BeardedGamerUK 31 Mar 2014 09:35:39 1,598 posts
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    @Chopsen Hardly an obsession. Stop exaggerating. I know perfectly well why we have to sleep, I just see it as a waste of time.
  • chopsen 31 Mar 2014 09:37:53 16,197 posts
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    Everything is a waste of time, really. So you might as well waste it being comfortable in bed. So unless your Flash Gordon and you're saving the Earth or something, get over yourself and get to bed.
  • BeardedGamerUK 31 Mar 2014 09:40:58 1,598 posts
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    @Chopsen Get over myself? Why? And now you are over reacting.
  • chopsen 31 Mar 2014 09:41:45 16,197 posts
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    I AM NOT OVER REACTING. HOW DARE YOU.
  • iancognito 31 Mar 2014 09:43:19 1,606 posts
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    Don't fall into his trap! He's making you waste time here!
  • Jono62 31 Mar 2014 10:16:25 14,254 posts
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    Using the cash machine and the notes aren't all the same way.
  • Mr_Sleep 31 Mar 2014 11:11:28 17,279 posts
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    Chopsen wrote:
    So unless your Flash Gordon and you're saving the Earth
    This also seems like a pointless waste of time.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • chopsen 31 Mar 2014 11:15:50 16,197 posts
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    Good point. It'll just get swallowed up when our sun goes supernova anyway. Flash Gordon, what a self-important prick. It's all about him and his ego.
  • iancognito 31 Mar 2014 11:19:56 1,606 posts
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    Flash Gordon always sounds like an instruction. Glad I'm not called Gordon.

    Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Yes, he certainly does.
  • killersrquiet 31 Mar 2014 11:23:50 2,116 posts
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    People claiming they have suffered abuse online and its devastated their life.

    It's fooking online!!!! Avoid the source of abuse (twitter/chatrooms)

    In simple terms, dont go online or to the place of abuse you daft inbred pillocks

    Edited by killersrquiet at 11:24:29 31-03-2014
  • chopsen 31 Mar 2014 11:25:17 16,197 posts
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    And who can blame him? 3 reasons to actually watch that show:

    1. Theme music
    2. pew pew pew
    3. His assistant

    http://guyhaley.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/buck_rogers_image__1_.jpg

    Ermm....
  • iancognito 31 Mar 2014 11:37:56 1,606 posts
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    It's how I learnt to dance. It's called getting down.

    Edited by iancognito at 11:38:37 31-03-2014
  • kinky_mong 31 Mar 2014 11:41:16 10,697 posts
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    killersrquiet wrote:
    People claiming they have suffered abuse online and its devastated their life.

    It's fooking online!!!! Avoid the source of abuse (twitter/chatrooms)

    In simple terms, dont go online or to the place of abuse you daft inbred pillocks
    "I didn't come here to be insulted!"
    "Well where do you usually go?"

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • DFawkes 31 Mar 2014 11:52:03 23,742 posts
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    Does the weather girl thing include Sian Welby from Channel 5? She usually seems well dressed to me.

    Oh for goodness sake, I've caught my scrotum in my zip again - Margaret Thatcher, 1986

  • Mr_Sleep 31 Mar 2014 11:55:30 17,279 posts
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    iancognito wrote:
    It's how I learnt to dance. It's called getting down.
    I am fully in favour of this. Although twiggy has better moves.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Deckard1 31 Mar 2014 12:03:22 29,130 posts
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    There's a black weather guy that really annoys me, but that's mainly because he looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I'd get a picture of him but I can't find his name anywhere.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • nickthegun 31 Mar 2014 12:07:01 60,986 posts
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    I know exactly who you mean. At school we used to call people like him 'Manhead'. The head of man with the body of a child.

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    My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
    He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller

  • mrpon 31 Mar 2014 12:07:14 29,400 posts
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    Liam Dutton

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Deckard1 31 Mar 2014 12:12:00 29,130 posts
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    Ha thats him. Worst head ever.



    Edited by Deckard1 at 12:13:38 31-03-2014

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

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