10 things Microsoft could do to thwart the PS4 launch|
1. Kameo 2. Sly Cooper killer baby.
2. Unprovoked missile strikes against consumers who buy the machine.
3. Steve Balmer removes pants, drinks scotch and hopes everything turns out OK.
4. Electronic tampering. Dualshock will now be waggle controls only.
5. Release Halo 5: Sony sucks addition day and date with PS4.
6. Release Mark Cerny's primary school yearbook photo.
7. Distribute Kaz Hirai's primary school yearbook photo.
8. X-box live automatically subtracts 1 million from your gamescore if it detects a PS4.
9. Randomly package Kinect with PS4, so you can spy on PS4 owners.
10. Buy Sony.