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  • JYM60 24 Jun 2013 22:35:30 16,832 posts
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    10 things Microsoft could do to thwart the PS4 launch

    1. Kameo 2. Sly Cooper killer baby.
    2. Unprovoked missile strikes against consumers who buy the machine.
    3. Steve Balmer removes pants, drinks scotch and hopes everything turns out OK.
    4. Electronic tampering. Dualshock will now be waggle controls only.
    5. Release Halo 5: Sony sucks addition day and date with PS4.
    6. Release Mark Cerny's primary school yearbook photo.
    7. Distribute Kaz Hirai's primary school yearbook photo.
    8. X-box live automatically subtracts 1 million from your gamescore if it detects a PS4.
    9. Randomly package Kinect with PS4, so you can spy on PS4 owners.
    10. Buy Sony.

    [8/10] http://www.youtube.com/lllBetterThanHalolll

  • neilka 24 Jun 2013 22:42:32 16,114 posts
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    Good, reasonable satire

    Lastly, I am gay, disabled, and a liberal.

  • EMarkM 24 Jun 2013 22:46:51 3,174 posts
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    To be honest, Kameo 2 would certainly make me think hard...
  • Syrette 24 Jun 2013 22:50:02 43,609 posts
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    X-box?

  • BillMurray 24 Jun 2013 22:50:37 7,764 posts
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    Locked in 3, 2...
  • PazJohnMitch 24 Jun 2013 22:51:29 8,148 posts
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    Microsofts best options are:

    1. Buy Rockstar
    2. Buy Activision
    3. Drop X1 launch price to 300

    All of which would guarantee them a huge loss this financial year.
  • MrSensible 24 Jun 2013 22:56:39 25,071 posts
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    I'd love to see another crack at Kameo tbh.
  • Carlo 24 Jun 2013 23:01:10 18,072 posts
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    How about bundle a free 360, free luma, and free Slate.

    Or some other shit no one appears to want.

    Edited by Carlo at 23:19:25 24-06-2013

    PSN ID: Djini

  • Bremenacht 24 Jun 2013 23:07:39 18,459 posts
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    I reckon they should just give up now, before the Onesie turns into the next Wii U.
  • RightBean 25 Jun 2013 01:00:45 651 posts
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    Pin the price at 200 and throw in an oculus and PS2 backwards compatibility, buy Bungle back and make them do a halo kart game integrated into the console
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