2nd banjo snap...

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  • greg_wha 18 Jun 2013 12:29:01 191 posts
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    Jesus it was painful. Anyone suffered this problem? Apparently it's a simple case of a month off for most people but I reckon I'm gonna have to see a doctor myself.

    Edit: typo.

    Edited by greg_wha at 12:29:50 18-06-2013
  • Psychotext 18 Jun 2013 12:39:12 53,846 posts
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    I'd see a doctor. Not exactly the sort of thing you want to fuck around with (lol).
  • Razz 18 Jun 2013 13:02:32 60,771 posts
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    We er... had a thread on it a while back. It is quite painful to read

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  • greg_wha 18 Jun 2013 13:10:33 191 posts
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    I had a search. Obviously a lazy one. It's stinging like hell at the moment; might have to leave work. It has fully torn in 2. Feels like someone is sticking pins my cock.
  • grey_matters 18 Jun 2013 13:11:04 3,676 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    We er... had a thread on it a while back. It is quite painful to read
    XBox 360 in a cabinet thread, I think.
  • Deckard1 18 Jun 2013 13:11:40 27,197 posts
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    Power wank?
  • neilka 18 Jun 2013 13:11:40 15,665 posts
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    How... how did it happen at work?
  • Benno 18 Jun 2013 13:12:41 9,792 posts
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    This has brought back memories of the last thread, its making me cringe

    EG Hearthstone Tournament

  • Benno 18 Jun 2013 13:13:11 9,792 posts
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    And 2nd banjo snap? get some lube

    EG Hearthstone Tournament

  • Razz 18 Jun 2013 13:13:43 60,771 posts
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    Haha! Found it:

    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/46306

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  • mrpon 18 Jun 2013 13:16:32 28,463 posts
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    Perhaps he's dating Georgia Jagger.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • greg_wha 18 Jun 2013 13:17:43 191 posts
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    @Benno 1st time was horrific. Dick popped out and the force of it slapping her arse cheek broke it. 2nd time was power wank, yeah.
  • Psychotext 18 Jun 2013 13:21:15 53,846 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    How... how did it happen at work?
    This is possibly the most important question.
  • mikew1985 18 Jun 2013 13:23:37 12,604 posts
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    I feel queasy... Owwww
  • Deckard1 18 Jun 2013 13:26:46 27,197 posts
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    Haha. I've had some angry wanks in my time, but nothing where I've felt I was anywhere close to tearing the fabric.
  • Salaman 18 Jun 2013 13:43:05 18,870 posts
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    I'm confused on how you'd do it twice. Surely if it snaps it snaps.
    How do you re-do it ... to yourself ... at work!?
    Did you rub one out before work, get a bit overenthusiastic and then went into work anyway?

    If you did maybe you should be posting in the "brave little soldier" thread.
  • Benno 18 Jun 2013 13:43:50 9,792 posts
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    Razz wrote:
    BartonFink wrote:
    Ouch!
    Not my exact words... :)

    most men rupture their frenulum by excessive wanking or an extremly dry or tight sexual partner... I burnt mine off with an iron and split my gland straight up to the urethra. :/

    Edited by Razz at 00:52:06 10-01-2006
    jesus razz

    EG Hearthstone Tournament

  • cubbymoore 18 Jun 2013 13:46:49 36,468 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    How... how did it happen at work?
    Common day occurrence when you work in porn.
  • Psychotext 18 Jun 2013 13:47:18 53,846 posts
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    /holds knees together and makes strangled noise
  • StarchildHypocrethes 18 Jun 2013 13:50:35 25,425 posts
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    Must work at the same place as Carrybagma.
  • kinky_mong 18 Jun 2013 13:51:55 9,962 posts
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    News & Politics! :D

    I'll never get my Orc looking the same again.

  • greg_wha 18 Jun 2013 13:51:56 191 posts
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    @Salaman It grew back after the 1st snap, which I'd describe as more of a split. The banjo just sorted itself out and I was just left with like a shark fin flap of skin on my foreskin. I re-snapped it last night.
  • cubbymoore 18 Jun 2013 13:53:00 36,468 posts
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    What is it with guys on here ruining their cockular areas? The list is quite extensive now. The worst one is still the guy (Rooney?) who twisted his bollock off.
  • BillMurray 18 Jun 2013 13:59:11 7,621 posts
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    greg_wha wrote:
    @Salaman It grew back after the 1st snap, which I'd describe as more of a split. The banjo just sorted itself out and I was just left with like a shark fin flap of skin on my foreskin. I re-snapped it last night.
    Jesus christ.
  • Deckard1 18 Jun 2013 14:02:48 27,197 posts
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    Speaking of genitals, me and a few mates were talking a few years back, and two of them said their balls sometimes kind of... go inside them and down the skin of their legs. This isn't fucking normal is it?
  • Psychotext 18 Jun 2013 14:03:19 53,846 posts
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    I've had my nuts pushed inside during sex, but not into my legs... what the fuck is that all about?
  • Razz 18 Jun 2013 14:04:20 60,771 posts
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    Yeah that's normal man, you can do it manually too, I used to do it for fun when I was bored.

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  • Deckard1 18 Jun 2013 14:08:31 27,197 posts
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    You put your balls in your legs to alleviate boredom?!
  • greg_wha 18 Jun 2013 14:09:20 191 posts
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    Temp regulation I think.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 18 Jun 2013 14:09:28 25,425 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Speaking of genitals, me and a few mates were talking a few years back, and two of them said their balls sometimes kind of... go inside them and down the skin of their legs. This isn't fucking normal is it?
    What the actual fuck?!
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