The most apparently inadvertent homoerotic movie scene/sequence ever

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  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:03:19 86,775 posts
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    Following on from deckard1's action sequence thing, I thought this would make a good sequel thread.

    Obviously everyone's going to say Top Gun, but for me nothing beats the beach training in Rocky 3.
  • cubbymoore 17 Jun 2013 18:07:11 36,478 posts
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    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
  • RobTheBuilder 17 Jun 2013 18:08:27 6,521 posts
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    On a side note, can we add Altered Beast as a leading game in this category.
  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:09:18 86,775 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
    Ah, looks like my efforts in the thread title to avoid someone doing the obvious were wasted.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:11:06 59,332 posts
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    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator

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  • neilka 17 Jun 2013 18:11:54 15,820 posts
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    That time Harry Potter gave Ron a taint massage
  • Deckard1 17 Jun 2013 18:12:09 27,578 posts
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    Not really homoerotic, but I always felt there was a tremendous amount of sexual tension between Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum at the end of Independence Day. Although admittedly mainly from Goldblum.

    Hush you ponce

  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 18:13:43 28,709 posts
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    How are we defining "beats" in the OP? Seconds to jizz?

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  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:13:57 77,635 posts
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    Top Gun from start to finish.

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  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:14:18 86,775 posts
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    I'm not sure if it's inadvertent, but there's definitely something there between Mr Orange and Mr White, especially at the end.
  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:14:55 77,635 posts
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    Ohh, okay.

    Bowie's dong in Labyrinth.

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  • cubbymoore 17 Jun 2013 18:15:05 36,478 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
    Ah, looks like my efforts in the thread title to avoid someone doing the obvious were wasted.
    I spat on your attempt like heath ledger spat on his hand.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:15:36 59,332 posts
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    The bit in roadhouse where that guy says 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison' and its supposed to sound threatening but, obviously, sounds completely gay.

    Also the oiled tai chi but.

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    The bit where C3PO takes an oil bath. Ohhh baby!
  • Deckard1 17 Jun 2013 18:17:44 27,578 posts
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    You can't really pick out scenes in Road House to be gay. Just Road House in general would have sufficed.

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  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:19:39 86,775 posts
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    Swayze in general. Point Break is also very very gay.
  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 18:22:22 28,709 posts
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    Love Road House.

    "I thought you'd be bigger"

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  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:24:13 59,332 posts
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    One of my favourite Bill Murray anecdotes is that, apparently, whenever Roadhouse is on TV, Murray or one of his two brothers will call Kelly Lynch's husband to tell him 'Kelly is having sex with Patrick Swayze'.

    When its a road house marathon, apparently he can get half a dozen phone calls a day.

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  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:25:21 86,775 posts
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    300 of course.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 18:25:46 25,510 posts
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    Point Break is exceedingly gay.
  • morriss 17 Jun 2013 18:26:41 70,913 posts
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    Bad boys.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 18:26:55 25,510 posts
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    However, I would definitely have sex with Swayze in that film.
  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:28:56 86,775 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    Bad boys.
    Yup, and the great thing about that one is that it's trying so SO hard not to be gay.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:28:56 59,332 posts
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    I dont think anyone really remembers theres a love interest in Point Break, especially since she spends the entire movie looking and acting like a guy.

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  • Fake_Blood 17 Jun 2013 18:29:39 4,144 posts
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    Lord of the rings. Every scene with just the two midgets.
  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:31:11 86,775 posts
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    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Lord of the rings. Every scene with just the two midgets.
    The reunion scene right at the end is up there for sure.
  • kalel 17 Jun 2013 18:33:22 86,775 posts
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    I could only find this one dubbed in Spanish, yet somehow it actually makes it more gay:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3zPNtf_i8qE#t=124s
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