The most apparently inadvertent homoerotic movie scene/sequence ever

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  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:03:19
    Following on from deckard1's action sequence thing, I thought this would make a good sequel thread.

    Obviously everyone's going to say Top Gun, but for me nothing beats the beach training in Rocky 3.
  • cubbymoore 17 Jun 2013 18:07:11 36,510 posts
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    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
  • RobTheBuilder 17 Jun 2013 18:08:27 6,521 posts
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    On a side note, can we add Altered Beast as a leading game in this category.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:09:18
    cubbymoore wrote:
    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
    Ah, looks like my efforts in the thread title to avoid someone doing the obvious were wasted.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:11:06 64,295 posts
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    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 17 Jun 2013 18:11:54 17,036 posts
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    That time Harry Potter gave Ron a taint massage
  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 18:13:43 30,589 posts
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    How are we defining "beats" in the OP? Seconds to jizz?
  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:13:57 81,871 posts
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    Top Gun from start to finish.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:14:18
    I'm not sure if it's inadvertent, but there's definitely something there between Mr Orange and Mr White, especially at the end.
  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:14:55 81,871 posts
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    Ohh, okay.

    Bowie's dong in Labyrinth.
  • cubbymoore 17 Jun 2013 18:15:05 36,510 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
    Ah, looks like my efforts in the thread title to avoid someone doing the obvious were wasted.
    I spat on your attempt like heath ledger spat on his hand.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:15:36 64,295 posts
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    The bit in roadhouse where that guy says 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison' and its supposed to sound threatening but, obviously, sounds completely gay.

    Also the oiled tai chi but.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:16:44
    The bit where C3PO takes an oil bath. Ohhh baby!
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:19:39
    Swayze in general. Point Break is also very very gay.
  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 18:22:22 30,589 posts
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    Love Road House.

    "I thought you'd be bigger"
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:24:13 64,295 posts
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    One of my favourite Bill Murray anecdotes is that, apparently, whenever Roadhouse is on TV, Murray or one of his two brothers will call Kelly Lynch's husband to tell him 'Kelly is having sex with Patrick Swayze'.

    When its a road house marathon, apparently he can get half a dozen phone calls a day.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:25:21
    300 of course.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 18:25:46 27,609 posts
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    Point Break is exceedingly gay.
  • morriss 17 Jun 2013 18:26:41 71,284 posts
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    Bad boys.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 18:26:55 27,609 posts
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    However, I would definitely have sex with Swayze in that film.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:28:56
    morriss wrote:
    Bad boys.
    Yup, and the great thing about that one is that it's trying so SO hard not to be gay.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:28:56 64,295 posts
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    I dont think anyone really remembers theres a love interest in Point Break, especially since she spends the entire movie looking and acting like a guy.
  • Fake_Blood 17 Jun 2013 18:29:39 5,068 posts
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    Lord of the rings. Every scene with just the two midgets.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:31:11
    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Lord of the rings. Every scene with just the two midgets.
    The reunion scene right at the end is up there for sure.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:33:22
    I could only find this one dubbed in Spanish, yet somehow it actually makes it more gay:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3zPNtf_i8qE#t=124s
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 17 Jun 2013 18:38:19 42,401 posts
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    I LOVES YOU MR FRODO!
  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:38:44 81,871 posts
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