The most apparently inadvertent homoerotic movie scene/sequence ever

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  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:03:19
    Following on from deckard1's action sequence thing, I thought this would make a good sequel thread.

    Obviously everyone's going to say Top Gun, but for me nothing beats the beach training in Rocky 3.
  • cubbymoore 17 Jun 2013 18:07:11 36,503 posts
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    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
  • RobTheBuilder 17 Jun 2013 18:08:27 6,521 posts
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    On a side note, can we add Altered Beast as a leading game in this category.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:09:18
    cubbymoore wrote:
    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
    Ah, looks like my efforts in the thread title to avoid someone doing the obvious were wasted.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:11:06 61,118 posts
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    1) The arm wrestling scene in Predator.

    2) The entire first act of Predator

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  • neilka 17 Jun 2013 18:11:54 16,471 posts
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    That time Harry Potter gave Ron a taint massage

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Deckard1 17 Jun 2013 18:12:09 29,219 posts
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    Not really homoerotic, but I always felt there was a tremendous amount of sexual tension between Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum at the end of Independence Day. Although admittedly mainly from Goldblum.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 18:13:43 29,436 posts
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    How are we defining "beats" in the OP? Seconds to jizz?

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  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:13:57 78,897 posts
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    Top Gun from start to finish.

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  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:14:18
    I'm not sure if it's inadvertent, but there's definitely something there between Mr Orange and Mr White, especially at the end.
  • Dirtbox 17 Jun 2013 18:14:55 78,897 posts
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    Ohh, okay.

    Bowie's dong in Labyrinth.

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  • cubbymoore 17 Jun 2013 18:15:05 36,503 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    cubbymoore wrote:
    That scene in brokeback mountain where they bum each other.
    Ah, looks like my efforts in the thread title to avoid someone doing the obvious were wasted.
    I spat on your attempt like heath ledger spat on his hand.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:15:36 61,118 posts
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    The bit in roadhouse where that guy says 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison' and its supposed to sound threatening but, obviously, sounds completely gay.

    Also the oiled tai chi but.

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  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:16:44
    The bit where C3PO takes an oil bath. Ohhh baby!
  • Deckard1 17 Jun 2013 18:17:44 29,219 posts
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    You can't really pick out scenes in Road House to be gay. Just Road House in general would have sufficed.

    Fish fingers and chips pretty straight forward.

  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:19:39
    Swayze in general. Point Break is also very very gay.
  • mrpon 17 Jun 2013 18:22:22 29,436 posts
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    Love Road House.

    "I thought you'd be bigger"

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  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:24:13 61,118 posts
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    One of my favourite Bill Murray anecdotes is that, apparently, whenever Roadhouse is on TV, Murray or one of his two brothers will call Kelly Lynch's husband to tell him 'Kelly is having sex with Patrick Swayze'.

    When its a road house marathon, apparently he can get half a dozen phone calls a day.

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  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:25:21
    300 of course.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 18:25:46 26,374 posts
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    Point Break is exceedingly gay.
  • morriss 17 Jun 2013 18:26:41 71,283 posts
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    Bad boys.
  • StarchildHypocrethes 17 Jun 2013 18:26:55 26,374 posts
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    However, I would definitely have sex with Swayze in that film.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:28:56
    morriss wrote:
    Bad boys.
    Yup, and the great thing about that one is that it's trying so SO hard not to be gay.
  • nickthegun 17 Jun 2013 18:28:56 61,118 posts
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    I dont think anyone really remembers theres a love interest in Point Break, especially since she spends the entire movie looking and acting like a guy.

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  • Fake_Blood 17 Jun 2013 18:29:39 4,389 posts
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    Lord of the rings. Every scene with just the two midgets.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:31:11
    Fake_Blood wrote:
    Lord of the rings. Every scene with just the two midgets.
    The reunion scene right at the end is up there for sure.
  • Deleted user 17 June 2013 18:33:22
    I could only find this one dubbed in Spanish, yet somehow it actually makes it more gay:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3zPNtf_i8qE#t=124s
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