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  • DaM 17 Jun 2013 10:14:02 16,009 posts
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    If you aren't on the mend, I would see someone....I thought you were talking about a couple of days, over a week is no good!
  • El_MUERkO 18 Jun 2013 01:58:20 17,965 posts
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    Thankfully my violent assplosions lasted about 14 hours, still feel a bit shit as my cough hasn't gone away but at least I'm not pooping like a tap. Seriously I poo'd brown tinged water, it was depressing.
  • El_MUERkO 18 Jun 2013 02:04:00 17,965 posts
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    As for pooping myself, I did it once back in my college days, got really nasty shits, bug/bad food/bad drink/bad ..., didn't know I was in a bad way when I woke up, felt slightly off but assumed a hangover, was walking across the green to catch the bus, let out a little fart but with some follow-through. U-Turn, home, clean-up, bed, could have been worse, could have been on the bus, it was runny though, hitting sock before I got in the door :/
  • Deleted user 18 July 2013 05:22:36
    Was hospitalised when I was sixteen with something seriously nasty. Was sitting up in the bed in A&E, white as a ghost, covered in so much sweat that my clothes looked liked they were just hand washed.

    The real fun started when I suddenly vomited everywhere (didn't get the oxygen mask off in time, so I even got it in my face and hair), and as I was been stripped down, whatever was left in me flowed out my bum in a bloody, runny mess.

    I think I dropped a stone in weight during that week in hospital.
  • Gruff 18 Jul 2013 09:14:16 3,203 posts
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    I am of Sturdy good stock, bred for fighting, but I had glandular fever as a kid, was probably the worst it got, unless you count (excessive) self inflicted alcohol illnesses
  • Deleted user 18 July 2013 09:42:01
    I have had proper flu twice. Bed for a fortnight, another fortnight of weak legs and slow days.
  • opalw00t 18 Jul 2013 10:16:18 12,629 posts
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    Gruff wrote:
    I am of Sturdy good stock, bred for fighting, but I had glandular fever as a kid, was probably the worst it got, unless you count (excessive) self inflicted alcohol illnesses
    Ooooh, you bastard, I had wiped those 5 months of glandular fever from my mind. Horrific times.
  • Armoured_Bear 16 Sep 2013 08:20:48 17,532 posts
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    I seem to have food poisoning, driving back from Italy my gf started getting stomach cramps and vomiting, I had some pain but was better than her so did most of the 11 hour drive but had diarrhea in the last few hours.

    Gf feels betterthismorning but I was up half the night with some horrendous diarrhea and feel terrible :-(
  • AaronTurner 16 Sep 2013 08:28:22 8,801 posts
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    We once had an open air Jeep and I stood up onto the bonnet and surfed it on the motorway. It was sick, the sickest I have ever been.
  • BeardedGamerUK 16 Sep 2013 09:14:38 2,115 posts
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    I had chicken pox when I was about 11 and several months ago I had gastroenteritis (body waste leaving me from both ends at light speed!), and that's it. I just don't get ill with anything apart from those two occasions.
  • djronz. 16 Sep 2013 10:15:38 344 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    I have had proper flu twice. Bed for a fortnight, another fortnight of weak legs and slow days.
    Yeah that's flu,   it annoys me when people get a few sniffles and claim they have flu... Bollocks.
  • the_dudefather 16 Sep 2013 10:22:22 9,988 posts
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    One time I jumped my skateboard over a moving cop car

    My baseball cap was on backwards at the time
  • BeardedGamerUK 16 Sep 2013 10:27:06 2,115 posts
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    Radical move there bro! :)
  • Ziz0u 16 Sep 2013 10:32:07 10,767 posts
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    Cowabunga!
  • Gruff 16 Sep 2013 10:32:39 3,203 posts
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    Totally
  • RelaxedMikki 16 Sep 2013 10:42:23 1,561 posts
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    Ameobic Dysentry. That was some messed up shit. Literally.

    Foul vapours belching from every orifice. Truly minging.
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