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  • smirny 14 Jun 2013 11:10:51 57 posts
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    I can't even tell if this is serious or supposed to employ humour...

    http://www.dewanddoritos.com/
  • the_dudefather 14 Jun 2013 11:18:22 9,341 posts
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    http://majornelson.com/2013/06/13/win-a-special-mountain-dew-doritos-xbox-one-promotional-package/

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • RedSparrows 14 Jun 2013 11:20:13 23,449 posts
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    If there's any two brands that make me feel a bit queasy, it's these two. I like doritos every now and then, but put the two together and you have a sugar-taste-clash-foulness. It's just so... gross.
  • Tonka 14 Jun 2013 11:21:26 20,889 posts
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    They are an official thing though aren't they?
    That whats-his-face became the laughingstock of forum dwellers won't change the fact that dew+dorrs+xbone = the average CoDMWCoH players perfect combo.

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  • kinky_mong 14 Jun 2013 11:27:07 10,536 posts
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    "You Dew the math!"

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • neilka 14 Jun 2013 11:32:24 16,330 posts
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    vizzini was telling me something about the Dews being behind it all just the other day.

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • convercide 14 Jun 2013 11:43:32 6,104 posts
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    RedSparrows wrote:
    If there's any two brands that make me feel a bit queasy, it's these two. I like doritos every now and then, but put the two together and you have a sugar-taste-clash-foulness. It's just so... gross.
    DON'T LIE.

    RedSparrows wrote:
    Doritos are mostly foul. Cool or nothing. How did such a terrible crisp get so far?

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  • convercide 14 Jun 2013 11:45:37 6,104 posts
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    Mountain Dew is crap though. It's like flat 7up.

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  • Tonka 14 Jun 2013 11:47:07 20,889 posts
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    They're both awesome

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  • Shikasama 14 Jun 2013 11:54:45 7,010 posts
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    Remarkable lack of self awareness given the associations of those brands in the gamersphere these days.
  • drip 14 Jun 2013 13:15:19 4,346 posts
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    In Germany at least, it does taste like ass piss. Ridiculously sweet and jellyish, something I'd have liked as a three-years-old.
  • convercide 14 Jun 2013 13:17:51 6,104 posts
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    It tastes the same in Canada as it does over here. As I said, like flat 7up.

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  • Tonka 14 Jun 2013 13:18:32 20,889 posts
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    graysonavich wrote:
    Mountain Dew outside of the US seems to taste like ass
    Makes joke about Grayson loving ass

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  • jellyBelly 14 Jun 2013 13:19:25 432 posts
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    This oozes class, edge just published a piece about it on their website

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  • beastmaster 14 Jun 2013 13:29:30 11,674 posts
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    An "unprecedented experience"? Fuck it, sign me up!

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Tonka 14 Jun 2013 13:59:39 20,889 posts
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  • skuzzbag 14 Jun 2013 14:08:44 5,653 posts
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    beastmaster wrote:
    An "unprecedented experience"? Fuck it, sign me up!
    "It's just like being raped in the throat!"
  • Riven326 19 Jun 2013 05:09:09 41 posts
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    DrStrangelove wrote:
    In Germany at least, it does taste like ass piss. Ridiculously sweet and jellyish, something I'd have liked as a three-years-old.
    I had German soda when I was younger. I don't remember liking it at all.

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  • Khanivor 19 Jun 2013 06:30:46 40,962 posts
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    Wasn't it the Amiga 1200 that was bundled with a 7-Up game?

    Also, what was that crisp that was sold by a cartoon character called something like Norman or Cheesmey? The snack was nasty, a twisty corn thing. He had a game too.

    Was it Colin? Not the cunt who couldn't fly, a crisp. Damn, thinking back I think I may have loved those things. They were cheesy. Fuck.

    Anyway, point is, selling games with fizzy drinks and corn snacks is not new or dudebro. It's very British and 20 plus years old.
  • Khanivor 19 Jun 2013 06:31:07 40,962 posts
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    Fucking Quavers.
  • X201 19 Jun 2013 06:49:08 15,607 posts
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    Clumsy Colin was KP Skips.
  • Tonka 19 Jun 2013 06:52:15 20,889 posts
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    On a realted note I had some Dr Pepper and salt & vinegar crisps last weekend.

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  • MrSensible 19 Jun 2013 07:40:10 25,262 posts
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    I love Mountain Dew and I moderately enjoy Doritos (not big on any crisps, or similar, really). But try eating them while playing a game. Go on, do it. See what happens to your pad.

    I never really get either tbh because I'm a healthy bastard expect at weekends :D

    Edited by thefilthandthefury at 07:40:44 19-06-2013
  • neilqpr 19 Jun 2013 10:36:30 2,860 posts
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    Yep there was a clumsy Colin speccy game. I had it, can't remember a single thing about it.
  • mad_caddy 19 Jun 2013 11:21:34 3,306 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Clumsy Colin was KP Skips.
    Curly Colin was Quavers. and was used in a game called Pushover. iirc.
  • thedaveeyres 19 Jun 2013 11:28:21 11,286 posts
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    There was definitely a Clumsy Colin too. I'm thinking it was a KP Skips motorbike game by Mastertronic.

    Edited by thedaveeyres at 11:28:32 19-06-2013

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  • Mr-Brett 19 Jun 2013 11:28:36 12,840 posts
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    Khanivor wrote:
    Fucking Quavers.
    I won't hear a bad word said against Quavers. WON'T!

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