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  • Murbal 11 Jun 2013 22:31:42 22,083 posts
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    3 pints, most I've had for a long time and I feel a little drunk. Sad isn't it? I'm expecting a hangover on the morning too. Even in my student days I'd not get much farther than 4.

    I can't be alone can I?

    /cheap night out
  • Psychotext 11 Jun 2013 22:34:12 53,953 posts
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    Define "a little drunk". Tipsy after 3 pints isn't exactly something to be ashamed of.

    If you're feeling like fighting the police or shitting in the street then that's a different story.
  • SYS64738 11 Jun 2013 22:36:27 1,654 posts
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    Question is, 3 pints of WHAT

    PSN: SYS64738_UK

  • localnotail 11 Jun 2013 22:37:49 23,093 posts
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    Bovril.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Murbal 11 Jun 2013 22:41:01 22,083 posts
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    I just want to sleeeeeep. Chatting to a neighbour I forgot what I was talking about half way through. Embarrassing.
  • Murbal 11 Jun 2013 22:42:36 22,083 posts
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    I sound like a 15 year old on their first night of White Lightning. Not a man on the verge of his 40s ;-)

    Edited by Murbal at 22:43:04 11-06-2013
  • Chopsen 11 Jun 2013 22:44:58 15,870 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    I just want to sleeeeeep. Chatting to a neighbour I forgot what I was talking about half way through. Embarrassing.
    I did that the other day sober.
  • Psychotext 11 Jun 2013 22:46:26 53,953 posts
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    Ok, you're too drunk for three pints. Unless it was Vodka.
  • Dougs 11 Jun 2013 22:48:08 67,198 posts
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    You can type ok it seems. Not drunk enough imo.
  • localnotail 11 Jun 2013 22:51:05 23,093 posts
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    Quick, go and play some pool, I was always best at pool after 3 pints.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • mrpon 11 Jun 2013 22:53:38 28,763 posts
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    2 pints-o-bud, JD glazed chicken things and rack of ribs with fries/onion rings.

    A bit bloated.

    Pass the horlicks.

    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • RobTheBuilder 11 Jun 2013 23:05:46 6,521 posts
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    Go home Murbal, etc.

    A female friend of mine never use to drink much, and once was pretty giddy after one single bottle of wkd.
  • Murbal 11 Jun 2013 23:11:35 22,083 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Quick, go and play some pool, I was always best at pool after 3 pints.
    Darts. I'm in the mood to play some darts.
  • mrpon 11 Jun 2013 23:14:47 28,763 posts
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    Give yourself 5 or gig, you're worth it.

  • Murbal 11 Jun 2013 23:21:52 22,083 posts
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    I threw a dart in a friend's head when I was younger. Purely by accident but he or his parents weren't best pleased. Lodged between his scalp and his skull.
  • localnotail 11 Jun 2013 23:29:48 23,093 posts
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    My brother threw a dart at my hand when we were kids, it lodged nicely in there between my first and second fingers but fortunately hit nothing major.
    He said it was an accident but I think it was because he thought I was being too slow taking my darts out of the board because I was crowing about beating him.

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • Vortex808 12 Jun 2013 09:43:07 7,073 posts
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    Murbal, feeling the beer after 3 is nothing to be ashamed of- on sunday I gave blood, then went for a reasonable cycle, then had a beer while cooking the dinner and another with the meal.

    I was feeling the beer buzz and ready for a little lie down after a one and a half beer session.

    Admittedly, you're not really supposed to exercise or drink after donating blood, but it was the weekend and the only free time I get....
  • JuanKerr 12 Jun 2013 09:54:44 36,241 posts
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    Where's PhoenixFlames when you need him? Actually, he's probably already in the boozer getting stuck into his 9th pint of the day.
  • imamazed 12 Jun 2013 09:57:37 5,534 posts
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    localnotail wrote:
    Quick, go and play some pool, I was always best at pool after 3 pints.
    This is true.

    I think I'm best when I've drunk between 2 and 5 pints. And more than that and I'm awful. Any less than that and I'm mediocre.
  • THFourteen 12 Jun 2013 09:58:16 33,196 posts
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    Its not the drinking that does for me, i can happily have 5-6 pints of an evening.

    its the hangover that kils me. Absolutely useless the next day after 5 pints.
  • DFawkes 12 Jun 2013 10:07:58 22,795 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    3 pints, most I've had for a long time and I feel a little drunk. Sad isn't it?
    Nope, not in the slightest. I don't think your bodies ability to process alcohol bears any relation to anything, unless you're in a position where your liver is really tested (poisoned by a rival spy, for example) and your survival becomes an issue. I could tell you what my "friend" did in that situation but then he'd have to kill you. Incidentally, killing you would also significantly reduce your ability to process alcohol.

    I'd kick the living daylights out of the producers of Tipping Point - Ghandi

  • Mr_Sleep 12 Jun 2013 11:00:22 16,935 posts
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    I seem unable to take beer any more. The hangovers are fine but after a few beers I feel drunk pretty quickly. Wine is fine though, funny thing is that wine used to do me in really quickly where as now it's beer. Short drinks are still fine and dandy though.

    You are a factory of sadness.

  • Murbal 12 Jun 2013 11:02:16 22,083 posts
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    No hangover today but I'm bloody shattered.

    /yawns
  • RedSparrows 12 Jun 2013 11:09:08 22,314 posts
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    2 pints of strong cider and I'm merry for hours. It's wonderful for a cheapskate like me.
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