To people who eat really spicy food

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  • Tonka 5 Jun 2013 11:44:16 22,416 posts
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    Does the burning bum syndrom ever end? I litteraly cried out in pain this morning after having some chilli chicken and chilli dumplings last night.

    Is there a way forward?

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  • RichDC 5 Jun 2013 11:45:55 5,899 posts
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    It does end but takes time. :(

    I hear a wad of suda creme up there does wonders but have never tried it myself.

    Edited by Megapocalypse at 11:46:23 05-06-2013
  • Razz 5 Jun 2013 11:46:08 62,025 posts
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    You grow an immunity to it! Also you learn about dosage too. Never over do it. I currently have a selection of dragons blood products and Satan's shit that I use in my cooking. Love it!

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  • elstoof 5 Jun 2013 11:46:38 9,232 posts
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    Put a toilet roll in the fridge before bed.
  • Humperfunk 5 Jun 2013 11:47:51 3,007 posts
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    I think I've been quite fortunate, I've only ever had ring sting once in my life after sampling a Phal curry. Vindaloo is my curry of choice too and never had it from that.

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  • imamazed 5 Jun 2013 11:49:14 6,200 posts
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    I get Gandhi's revenge badly when I have a proper cuzzla.

    It's a shame, 'coz I love hot dishes like Jalfrezi with fresh chillis, but I've learnt that I just can't order it; if I do I'm back and forth to the toilet for about 12 hours the next day.

    I feel your pain :( I find immodium and eggs can stop it to some extent, but you're gonna have to ride it out.
  • Tonka 5 Jun 2013 11:51:01 22,416 posts
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    Cream
    Cold bog roll.

    Excellent!

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  • Salaman 5 Jun 2013 11:51:56 20,242 posts
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  • Mageme 5 Jun 2013 11:52:42 2,060 posts
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    You need one of those fancy toilets that spray water up yer arse after doing your business!

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  • robthehermit 5 Jun 2013 11:56:52 4,549 posts
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    You get used to it. I entered a chili eating competition last year and came second. By the time I decided to admit defeat, my ears were burning and my hands had gone numb and contracted into claws. I spent the next several hours curled up in pain drinking milk and eating yoghurt. Felt absolutely fine the next day though, without a hint of ring sting.

    GT: robthehermit

  • RobTheBuilder 5 Jun 2013 11:59:05 6,521 posts
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    Salaman wrote:
    Beat me to it!
  • Commander-Keen 5 Jun 2013 12:00:30 896 posts
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    I eat a LOT of spicy food, but can't say I've ever really had spicy bum problems.

    I think y'all just need to man up.
  • imamazed 5 Jun 2013 12:04:22 6,200 posts
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    Commander Keen wrote:
    I eat a LOT of spicy food, but can't say I've ever really had spicy bum problems.

    I think y'all just need to man up.
    Believe me, you wouldn't be saying that if all that was evil and unholy was hurtling out of your arsehole in a liquid jetstream, travelling 185mph and scorching every gentle, sensitive cell around your anus. Several times in one day.

    I think it just varies from person to person. I only ever get it with hotter cuzzlas; never had a problem with very hot mexican food or the like.
  • mrpon 5 Jun 2013 12:05:48 30,257 posts
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    Man up my arse.

    Give me $10 I'm worth it.

  • Deleted user 5 June 2013 12:06:57
    Can you stop calling them cuzzla's please.
  • imamazed 5 Jun 2013 12:09:25 6,200 posts
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    @iHAZaCHEEZ3burger Never
  • Tonka 5 Jun 2013 12:09:31 22,416 posts
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    WTF is a cuzzla?

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • lucky_jim 5 Jun 2013 12:10:39 5,405 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Man up my arse.
    What, a whole one?
  • RichDC 5 Jun 2013 12:10:55 5,899 posts
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    Tonka wrote:
    WTF is a cuzzla?
  • billythekid 5 Jun 2013 12:11:11 11,650 posts
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    Megapocalypse wrote:
    Tonka wrote:
    WTF is a cuzzla?
  • Stan101 5 Jun 2013 12:11:22 775 posts
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    @mrpon wrote:
    Man up my arse.
    Never heard of that cure before, I think I'll pass.

    Edited by Bananazniper at 12:12:28 05-06-2013
  • RichDC 5 Jun 2013 12:13:15 5,899 posts
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    I tend to only have problems if I eat a lot of actual chillies. Which I really like doing. But it brings pain. :cry:
  • elstoof 5 Jun 2013 12:13:33 9,232 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Man up my arse.
    That's one way to stop plug up the impending Calcutta splutter.
  • elstoof 5 Jun 2013 12:15:06 9,232 posts
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    Deckard1 wrote:
    Its the seeds. Its always the seeds..
    Apparently, it's the pith.
  • b0rk 5 Jun 2013 12:15:24 3,603 posts
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    I've never had this burning bum thing at all, even when I was a kid eating vindaloo but then I am a badass.

    /badass pose

    KILL FOR GAIN OR SHOOT TO MAIM \m/

  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Jun 2013 12:16:02 16,946 posts
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    Send a gerbil or guinea pig up there to devour the seeds before they can cause any trouble.

    AVOID

  • RichDC 5 Jun 2013 12:16:28 5,899 posts
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    I want a curry now.
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 5 Jun 2013 12:17:53 16,946 posts
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    Every day I'm cuzzlin'

    AVOID

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