Xbox Won or Xbox Done or Xbox Do One or Xbox Obi-Wank?

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  • ubergine 22 May 2013 03:22:16 3,474 posts
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    I don't have anything more to say about this bland product, just wanted to use that headline.

    ***edit

    Looks like everyone's having their say on the thread title. Not sure how long it can get before it breaks the forum.

    Edited by ubergine at 21:58:18 22-05-2013

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  • Syrette 22 May 2013 03:22:35 44,893 posts
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    ibtl

  • Psychotext 22 May 2013 03:38:57 56,552 posts
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    This thread is as crappy as the presentation.
  • Phattso Best Moderator, 2014 22 May 2013 03:44:30 15,014 posts
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    I think I'll leave this open as some sort of spacker-magnet and then just mass ban all participants in a few days. Sorry, Syrette and Psychotext, but in a console war there will always be some collateral damage.
  • DrStrangelove 22 May 2013 03:57:42 5,101 posts
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    @Phattso

    Excellent idea :cool:


    ...wait. Fuck. No.
  • joeymoto108 22 May 2013 04:04:02 666 posts
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    RIP console fanboys of 2013

    'Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?'

  • Tonka 22 May 2013 05:41:28 22,094 posts
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    It's definitely Xbox one. Xbbox done would have been a horrible name.

    If you can read this you really need to fiddle with your forum settings.

  • Bremenacht 22 May 2013 08:55:55 20,859 posts
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    I've just had my morning 'one'. An xbox 'one'.
  • ubergine 22 May 2013 09:01:21 3,474 posts
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    Also, what will abbreviation be?

    Someone from other website suggested XBO.

    I like it because it evokes body odour and XTRO.

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  • evilashchris 22 May 2013 09:10:28 7,221 posts
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    Xbone is the best abbreviation, it sounds rude.

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  • dominalien 22 May 2013 09:26:21 7,252 posts
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    XO

    As in: XO Pressly has the deck.

    PSN: DonOsito

  • Lukus 22 May 2013 09:27:21 19,582 posts
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    Xbox Wan Kenobi.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • Lukus 22 May 2013 09:29:36 19,582 posts
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    BORRIS BOX

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  • morriss 22 May 2013 09:53:02 71,284 posts
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    E3. You can't judge a console after seeing virtually nothing of it at a largely corporate event.

    If you do, you need a bit of perspective.

    However, seeing as both companies have now got their corporate bollocks and weightless promises out of the way, E3 should be rather excellent.
  • graysonavich 22 May 2013 09:54:16 7,417 posts
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    Those pre rendered EA Sports demo reels should be really polished by then
  • morriss 22 May 2013 10:34:31 71,284 posts
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    Exactly. If that's all we get then teh fanb0yz can run wild, but until then people seem to be bolting rather prematurely.

    It's almost as though their minds are already made up....
  • dominalien 22 May 2013 11:13:49 7,252 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    It's almost as though their minds are already made up....
    No, nah, nuh-huh. How could it be that?

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  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 May 2013 11:24:36 16,905 posts
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    Hey what's going on in here guys

    AVOID

  • PazJohnMitch 22 May 2013 12:09:31 9,335 posts
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    [B]Xbox go home

    The presenter even said it himself a couple of times!
  • SomaticSense 22 May 2013 12:15:49 9,848 posts
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    morriss wrote:
    Exactly. If that's all we get then teh fanb0yz can run wild, but until then people seem to be bolting rather prematurely.

    It's almost as though their minds are already made up....
    Isn't it up to MS to disuade such assumptions in these kinds of reveals? It was a hardware reveal which was supposed to show us the hardware, but which neglected to confirm or deny any of the negative rumours about the hardware that were previously circulating the net.

    I think the fanboys are entitled to such assumptions, as the only reason that makes sense as to why MS kept schtum about the rumours, would be if the truth was unpaletable and gave negative PR. If MS didn't like the assumptions and wanted to nip them in the bud, then they'd have done that.

    Games wise everyone should wait for E3.

    Edited by SomaticSense at 12:17:59 22-05-2013
  • Elathron 22 May 2013 12:23:17 1,189 posts
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    Methinks my days of buying Xbox related gubbins may be coming to a close. What a way to lose fans of 10 years by giving us a sub par console (or so the evidence seems to imply compared to the PS4) full of gimmicks. Does anyone here actually want or use kinect?

    Edited by Elathron at 12:23:30 22-05-2013

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  • ubergine 22 May 2013 13:05:24 3,474 posts
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    Xbox Wan: It does everything we already got the 360 to do but now with a DVR function, even though you've probably already got a DVR if you actually wanted one.

    I'm quite hoping there's a big backlash against it and it becomes a sort of slightly-more-successful Wii U. I can't see it being less successful than Wii U.

    In Australia, EB games sent out an email saying X1 has 15 exclusive games for launch then listing multi-platformers like CoD and Assasins creed 4. I'll try to grab the actual text, it's somewhat outrageous.

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  • graysonavich 22 May 2013 13:06:26 7,417 posts
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    Elathron wrote:
    What a way to lose fans of 10 years
    A WHOLE 10 YEARS?!
  • ubergine 22 May 2013 13:06:44 3,474 posts
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    It wouldn't be a next gen Xbox without next gen games, and there's plenty on the horizon. There are already 15 exclusive titles on the way for the first year of Xbox One, 8 of those being brand new franchises. Some of the confirmed titles are:
    • Forza Motorsport 5
    • Quantum Break
    • Call of Duty: Ghosts
    • Watch_Dogs
    • Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
    • Thief
    • Destiny
    Edited by ubergine at 13:07:37 22-05-2013

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  • Deleted user 22 May 2013 13:26:57
    5 of those aren't exclusive.
  • PazJohnMitch 22 May 2013 13:34:10 9,335 posts
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    It does not explicitly say they are exclusive.

    It says there are exclusive games and in the next sentence it lists games that are confirmed for the console.

    It does not lie but is in a marketing style that misleads.
  • Madder-Max 22 May 2013 13:37:41 11,864 posts
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    What if I have the iq of a closed cupped mushroom? Do I qualify as a spacker?

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  • Deleted user 22 May 2013 13:48:14
    PazJohnMitch wrote:
    It does not explicitly say they are exclusive.

    It says there are exclusive games and in the next sentence it lists games that are confirmed for the console.

    It does not lie but is in a marketing style that misleads.
    Yup, it's badly written.
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