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|My mum just shared this on facebook. Feel proud, Benno, feel proud.|
meme wrote:Well it's official now.
|Made me laugh!|
Can I be the first to interview you Benno?|
I'd like to start off with the question that is on everyone's mind: What triggered this monumental feat of inspiration and imagination? How did you come around to the utterly outlandish notion of marmite on toast?
|Good work sir!|
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Benno, are you available to open our School Fete on Saturday? Cut the ribbon, maybe judge some cakes? MILFs a plenty.|
Have you got an agent?
meme wrote:As they say, Benno has reached full penetration.
This little piece of news made me smile.|
Made the b3ta newsletter!|
edit: I may have been looking at an old newletter.
Edited by Jetset_UK at 13:20:00 02-06-2013
|We just pissed ourselves laughing at your recipe, and the reviews were even funnier.|
|Poor recipe. Needs more goose fat.|
|I tried this recipe earlier but fucked it up. I put the marmite on first, then the butter.|
|Benno, I've just PM'd you an exciting idea for a secret recipe follow up where one of the key ingredients is substituted for a butter made from peanuts.|
|You weren't asked to Downing St to give a cookery demonstration, were you...?|
I predict a ham fisted interview with a junior ITV reporter before Wednesday, then a slew of daytime TV appearances and if you don't get a surreptitious squeeze of Willoughby's knocker you get banned from EG.|
Edited by Dirtbox at 20:05:13 02-06-2013
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|I think the bay leaf was a poor choice. A sprig of parsley would have gone very well with pain grillé cuisine.|
|Wow, now I can tell all the people that I sometimes post in the same forum as benno. No more rohypnol for this stud! Ladies.|
|Will there be a sex and drug scandal? Hopefully marmite is involved|
|My Beans on Toast recipe sunk to the sound of farting.|
fletch7100 wrote:Marmitegate, I like it.