Killing your husband/wife - hypothetically, obvs...

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  • Deleted user 17 May 2013 12:25:01
    Any ideas of how to do this and not goto jail?
    Divorce means sharing the children and my kids having to have random women pretending to be their mum when he gets new girlfriends.
  • monkman76 17 May 2013 12:26:10 11,477 posts
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    /neilka explodes
  • Deleted user 17 May 2013 12:26:13
    Invite him onto the forum and I'm sure he'll kill himself
  • Deleted user 17 May 2013 12:26:30
    What about random men pretending to be their dads?

    Edited by mowgli at 12:26:51 17-05-2013
  • twelveways 17 May 2013 12:26:34 7,013 posts
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    The first thing I would do is post it on a forum.
  • monkman76 17 May 2013 12:26:56 11,477 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    What about random men pretending to be their dad's?
    Their dad's what?
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 12:28:07 69,846 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    What about random men pretending to be their dad's?
    Their dad's what?
    Their dad?

    PEDANTRY FAIL
  • Murbs 17 May 2013 12:28:23 23,558 posts
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    Smells like premeditation to me. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200.
  • monkman76 17 May 2013 12:28:57 11,477 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    monkman76 wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    What about random men pretending to be their dad's?
    Their dad's what?
    Their dad?

    PEDANTRY FAIL
    You've lost me.
  • Load_2.0 17 May 2013 12:29:05 24,780 posts
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    Kill him by meeting up with a man from the internet. Possibly a New Zealander....

    Definitely not Neilka though. Not after the last time.
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 12:29:55 69,846 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    monkman76 wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    What about random men pretending to be their dad's?
    Their dad's what?
    Their dad?

    PEDANTRY FAIL
    You've lost me.
    IT IS I WHO FAIL PEDANTRY. CARRY ON.
  • Deleted user 17 May 2013 12:30:02
    monkman76 wrote:
    mowgli wrote:
    What about random men pretending to be their dad's?
    Their dad's what?
    How fucking fast are you. I noticed the mistake (auto correct) while my phone was loading the comment and edited straight away!
  • sickpuppysoftware 17 May 2013 12:30:07 1,443 posts
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    Is everybody who looks at this post going on a list somewhere?
  • monkman76 17 May 2013 12:30:13 11,477 posts
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    \o/
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 12:30:27 69,846 posts
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    OR HAVE I? DAMN YOU COMMAS!
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 12:30:51 69,846 posts
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    OR APOSTROPHES EITHER!

    FUCK THIS NOISE!
  • Psychotext 17 May 2013 12:30:54 61,121 posts
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    You are my sister AICMFP.
  • neilka 17 May 2013 12:32:04 19,814 posts
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    I'll need an address and a time
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 12:32:59 69,846 posts
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    I switched to cruise control. Im back now:

    Drive him to suicide with incessant nagging.
  • Deleted user 17 May 2013 12:34:33
    mowgli wrote:
    What about random men pretending to be their dads?
    I wouldn't let new men meet them. They don't need more than one dad, obviously if it became serious then maybe but not for well over a year.
  • nickthegun 17 May 2013 12:35:55 69,846 posts
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    How could you date a man for a year without him meeting your litter?
  • b0rk 17 May 2013 12:37:20 7,040 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Any ideas of how to do this and not goto jail?
    Divorce means sharing the children and my kids having to have random women pretending to be their mum when he gets new girlfriends.
    Play the victim card, say he hit you and get everything.

    obv
  • TheSaint 17 May 2013 12:38:02 17,105 posts
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    nickthegun wrote:
    How could you date a man for a year without him meeting your litter?
    That's what Premier Inns are for.
  • evilashchris 17 May 2013 12:41:39 7,555 posts
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    Choke him to death with your mimsy. A crime of passion no Judge would put you away for.
  • Lethally-Obese 17 May 2013 12:43:06 69 posts
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    - Learn to cook really well
    - Make em fatter and fatter (but remember to say that you still love him/her the way they are, even though that's obviously a lie)
    - Diseases, depressions, heart problems etc. will take care of the rest
    - Make sure he/she has life insurance
    - Profit

    Also, as a tip on the side: You're free to have affairs once they're fat, they won't leave you because they won't be able to get anyone else.
  • Deleted user 17 May 2013 12:45:23
    TheSaint wrote:
    nickthegun wrote:
    How could you date a man for a year without him meeting your litter?
    That's what Premier Inns are for.
    I don't know but I'd imagine it wouldn't be too hard, just wouldn't be able to see each other more than two or three times a week.

    Wouldn't most men like that?

    I thought mushroom soup, but poisonous ones. I eat a tiny bit too so I have to get admitted to hospital but make his really strong so he dies and I recover. 'he made the soup'.
    Admittedly v risky as there would be no guarantee I would survive.
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