So, when you have builders around..

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  • Deleted user 2 May 2013 13:41:39
    What do you give them? I mean are you supposed to supply lunch or do they normally bring their own? I've just supplied hot dogs, chocolate ice cream and beer but now they not working and they are expensive. :)
  • Deleted user 2 May 2013 13:42:26
    Oral.
  • Deleted user 2 May 2013 13:42:34
    Sorry.
  • Load_2.0 2 May 2013 13:43:22 19,114 posts
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    Dont feed the lazy cunts, just make them a cup of tea.





    And wank them off.
  • Murbal 2 May 2013 13:43:29 22,052 posts
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    Nothing bar maybe a cuppa and a biscuit.
  • jellyBelly 2 May 2013 13:44:19 408 posts
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    Lobster spaghetti for starters, veal for main with a good Merlot, cheese platter with fruit for desert. You could also make an espresso pot to cleanse the pallet

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  • jellyBelly 2 May 2013 13:44:20 408 posts
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    PSN:lumulata, NN Dollodon

  • Shikasama 2 May 2013 13:44:36 6,712 posts
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    Builders, plumbers and associated twats can fuck off if they expect anything for free from me.

    I know for a fact you're earning good money because I'm fucking payign for it, you can afford a damn sandwich.
  • neilka 2 May 2013 13:46:45 15,831 posts
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    Wear a very short skirt and clean the house energetically.
  • Trane 2 May 2013 13:47:06 4,050 posts
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    I think a cold/hot non-alcoholic beverage is fairly standard. Beyond that - nothing. Unless it's a friend/family member doing a 'mates-rates' hobble.
  • billythekid 2 May 2013 13:47:27 11,098 posts
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    You'll end up with wonky walls if you give them beer.
    Cup of rosie, that's it.
  • Deleted user 2 May 2013 13:48:53
    They are fitting new windows, all of them.
  • Deleted user 2 May 2013 13:49:11
    Plus it is hot so felt bad.
  • Zizoo 2 May 2013 13:50:01 8,257 posts
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    Beer might be a bit much.
  • Whizzo 2 May 2013 13:50:23 43,061 posts
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    Murbal wrote:
    Nothing bar maybe a cuppa and a biscuit.
    This man speaks the truth.

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  • Alastair 2 May 2013 13:50:24 15,569 posts
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    WTF!
    You fed them...?

    They should bring their own lunch, and you might make them tea/coffee, or tell them to make their own having left the teabags, coffee jar and sugar bowl out next to the kettle.

    Not as nice as I used to be

  • billythekid 2 May 2013 13:50:41 11,098 posts
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    I'd be doing a whole lot of fuck all after hot dogs, ice cream and beer.
  • Tryhard 2 May 2013 13:51:14 3,854 posts
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    I remember when I was home alone when I was a youngster, and the window cleaner turned up then knocked on the door to fill his bucket up with water.And I told him to get his own water.:-P

    I guess he probably pissed in the bucket and used that.
  • Shikasama 2 May 2013 13:52:18 6,712 posts
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    Tomorrow there'll be a thread titled 'So, when your gang raped by fat, drunk builders...'
  • psychokitten Moderator 2 May 2013 13:52:29 7,794 posts
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    You have invited them around for a frat party rather than work.
    Tea? Sure. Hot dogs, ice cream and beer? What?
    I wouldn't work either.
  • Deckard1 2 May 2013 13:54:53 27,604 posts
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    What do you do when the painters are in?

    Hush you ponce

  • Syrette 2 May 2013 13:56:15 43,238 posts
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    What does the milkman get? The postie? Pizza delivery guy?

  • neilka 2 May 2013 13:56:24 15,831 posts
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    Supplies hot dogs
  • imamazed 2 May 2013 13:57:08 5,530 posts
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    Bow-chicca-wow-wow
  • Deleted user 2 May 2013 14:00:28
    I didn't randomly do it though, I was having hot dogs n ice cream for lunch with the kids so did extra.
    A small bottle of beer won't hurt, I'm thinking it will make them do better job as their customer was looking after them.
  • Zizoo 2 May 2013 14:02:25 8,257 posts
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    imamazed wrote:
    Bow-chicca-wow-wow
    Brown-Chicken-Brown-Cow
  • dr_swin 2 May 2013 14:03:18 4,887 posts
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    Yeah, like alcohol always improves people's professional performance!
  • Blerk Moderator 2 May 2013 14:04:11 48,225 posts
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    Give them tea, but don't give them spoons. They never bring them back, the cunts. I dread to think what they actually do with them.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 2 May 2013 14:08:17 37,677 posts
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    Never give workers food. It establishes a food source for them and then you're in trouble. Next thing you know they'll be back scratching at your doors and going through your bins.

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  • Syrette 2 May 2013 14:09:58 43,238 posts
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    Heh.

    Edited by Syrette at 19:29:58 02-05-2013

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