The Apprentice 2013

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  • Trowel 1 May 2013 08:40:11 17,464 posts
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    Starts next Tuesday. Here's this year's clichés:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017h0j7/profiles/candidates

    I'm a 'Great' of my generation. I'm an innovator and leader in business. I take inspiration from Napoleon; I am here to conquer.
    Some people might come to this process with a game plan. I just feel my effortless superiority will take me all the way.
    I have the energy of a Duracell bunny, sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit and a brain like Einstein.
  • THFourteen 1 May 2013 08:41:21 32,892 posts
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    Leah or Francesca to get their kit off.

    Er I mean to win.
  • mrpon 1 May 2013 08:42:09 28,497 posts
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    Frightening.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • Roddles 1 May 2013 08:44:53 1,781 posts
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    Hello Moomin.
  • Deleted user 1 May 2013 08:45:12
    That third quoted one sounds like fun.
  • mrpon 1 May 2013 08:48:22 28,497 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    Leah or Francesca to get their kit off.

    Er I mean to win.
    Leah already has, hands covering the essential parts.

    Give yourself £5 or ½ gig, you're worth it.

  • magicpanda 1 May 2013 08:48:48 13,274 posts
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    Alex Mills wouldn't look out of place bumming an orphan with a mask on while piglets run around the floor squealing.



    Edited by magicpanda at 08:49:23 01-05-2013
  • Lukus 4 May 2013 20:42:17 19,006 posts
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    He looks like the kind of guy you might walk in on whilst he's feasting on his own shit.

    Paintings & Photographs

  • FWB 5 May 2013 00:46:46 43,882 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    Frightening.

    This one and Alex are the same person, right?
  • X201 7 May 2013 21:01:04 15,157 posts
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    The Muppet Show is starting.
  • FWB 7 May 2013 21:02:02 43,882 posts
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    I love this shite. Tho I gave up last time cos the cunts were to weak in the cunt department.
  • Fab4 7 May 2013 21:02:02 5,980 posts
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    I already hate them all.
  • TFM_Excalibur 7 May 2013 21:07:07 1,015 posts
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    I'd like to punch at least 7 or 8 of them.
    Shame Sugar didn't go through them like a sack of shit like gordon ramsay does on hell's kitchen.

    Would certainly make for more entertaining tv.
  • X201 7 May 2013 21:10:11 15,157 posts
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    That one with the red tie is some sort of alien that looks like its wearing human skin as a diguise.

    The Welsh one.

    Edited by X201 at 21:11:25 07-05-2013
  • monkman76 7 May 2013 21:12:08 4,003 posts
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    Alan Sugar: "I'm sick of cliches" ...
    "Actions speak louder than words"
  • RobTheBuilder 7 May 2013 21:13:15 6,521 posts
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    I can barely bring myself to watch it. If I wanted to see untalented arseholes making themselves look like twats I'd watch I'm a celebrity.
  • spamdangled 7 May 2013 21:13:41 27,271 posts
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    I want to punch them all already.

    "My effortless superiority will carry me through"

    "I'm half machine"

    Edited by darkmorgado at 21:14:21 07-05-2013

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • Fab4 7 May 2013 21:14:00 5,980 posts
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    "Alchemy...I don't know what that means." Jesus H...
  • cubbymoore 7 May 2013 21:16:16 36,468 posts
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    Look at them, talking in arsehole speak.
  • spamdangled 7 May 2013 21:32:49 27,271 posts
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    "My intelligence is like a machete in the jungle - one swipe and it just cuts right through"

    Fucking hell.

    And serious /cringe at the massively patronising "motivational" bollocks. "Go team evolved! Well done for coming up with the name! Woo!"

    3DS: 4055-2781-2855 Xbox: spamdangled PSN: dark_morgan Wii U: Spamdangle Steam: spamdangled

  • X201 7 May 2013 21:36:16 15,157 posts
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    I wonder if the women will argue with one another?
  • FWB 7 May 2013 21:37:18 43,882 posts
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    Love it when one of them takes pride in the team name.

    /special seal clap
  • cubbymoore 7 May 2013 21:39:26 36,468 posts
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    That welsh cock is such a cock.
  • superdelphinus 7 May 2013 21:42:15 8,035 posts
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    darkmorgado wrote:
    "My intelligence is like a machete in the jungle - one swipe and it just cuts right through"

    it doesn't actually mean anything at all does it?

    I really don't get why people watch this. it's like executive Jeremy kyle
  • Trafford 7 May 2013 21:43:11 5,644 posts
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    Welsh Guy=Sleeping Dragon or Pee Wee Herman.
    Nice array of splitters this time.
  • FWB 7 May 2013 21:44:24 43,882 posts
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    They should have scrapped the make up off their faces and sold it. Would have made a few thousand.
  • Spong 7 May 2013 21:45:45 525 posts
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    Alan Sugar: "You won. Shut up."

    That made me chuckle.
    That Jaz woman reminds me of the voodoo guy from Predator 2, the one who gets his head cut off.
  • Peew971 7 May 2013 21:47:12 4,703 posts
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    Quote of the day: "I'll be on her like fly on shit". Classy
  • FWB 7 May 2013 21:49:10 43,882 posts
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    "Epically failed."

    Like it. Like it. Need more Internet memes being used.
  • Spong 7 May 2013 21:51:12 525 posts
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    Also, Luisa seems to have a face that's too big for her face.
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