An *even* more deadlier strain of bird flu on the horizon.

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  • webespresso 25 Apr 2013 22:12:18 89 posts
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    http://www.channel4.com/news/scientists-scramble-to-study-deadly-new-bird-flu-strain

    I wish one of these bloody flu viruses would live to its promise one of these days and kill off 90% of the world's population. We're way too over-populated anyway.

    Just kidding, I'm a humanitarian.
  • cubbymoore 25 Apr 2013 22:15:14 36,504 posts
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    More to the point, how come there's still shit loads of birds with all this flu going about?
  • Ged42 25 Apr 2013 22:43:51 7,804 posts
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    Meh, can't be worse than man flu.
  • webespresso 25 Apr 2013 22:45:35 89 posts
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    Because no one has invented beechams avian edition yet?

    Edited by webespresso at 22:45:47 25-04-2013
  • shamblemonkee 25 Apr 2013 22:46:56 14,653 posts
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    deadly.
  • RightBean 25 Apr 2013 22:57:56 662 posts
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    sick.
  • SolidSCB 25 Apr 2013 23:05:37 7,362 posts
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    I've heard that if you're unlucky enough to catch this new strain it's not very pheasant.
  • webespresso 25 Apr 2013 23:10:07 89 posts
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    You just made a great tit of yourself there.
  • X201 25 Apr 2013 23:13:41 15,734 posts
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    Will it affect my wife's chuff?
  • Bremenacht 25 Apr 2013 23:33:20 19,653 posts
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    Duck!
  • X201 25 Apr 2013 23:47:48 15,734 posts
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    Stop huffing and puffin about it.
  • disusedgenius 25 Apr 2013 23:53:24 5,613 posts
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    Fucks sake, one of these pun threads again?

    I don't know about you, I'm just going to rise a dove it and not join in.
  • Bremenacht 26 Apr 2013 00:15:55 19,653 posts
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    I'm a bit worried about travelling to Asia now, but not as worried as the Mrs is. It'll be impossible to get heron a plane now.
  • Bremenacht 26 Apr 2013 00:17:15 19,653 posts
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    disusedgenius wrote:
    Fucks sake, one of these pun threads again?
    I know! I saw it, and thought Cor! More rants!
  • caligari 26 Apr 2013 00:35:48 17,193 posts
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    P-P-P-Pick up a...actually, no...don't - it's not worth the risk.
  • caligari 26 Apr 2013 00:38:46 17,193 posts
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    X201 wrote:
    Will it affect my wife's chuff?
    Misogynistic cockatoo
  • RobTheBuilder 26 Apr 2013 00:42:40 6,521 posts
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    @Bremenacht That one was plucking brilliant
  • RobTheBuilder 26 Apr 2013 01:01:07 6,521 posts
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    Does she speak Pigeon?
  • Bremenacht 26 Apr 2013 01:01:58 19,653 posts
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    Well usually, wherever I go, she goose too.
  • neilka 26 Apr 2013 01:13:25 16,527 posts
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    There's more birds in this thread than in Alfred Hitchcock's film THE BIRDS

    BAAANG!!!!! EXPLOTION!!!!!

  • Psychotext 26 Apr 2013 04:09:49 55,032 posts
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    Thread title is killing me.
  • Mola_Ram 26 Apr 2013 04:43:04 8,256 posts
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    Thought I'd take a gander at the thread, but really this is pretty fowl stuff.

    BIRDS
  • X201 26 Apr 2013 05:07:57 15,734 posts
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    caligari wrote:
    X201 wrote:
    Will it affect my wife's chuff?
    Misogynistic cockatoo
    No I'm not. Look, here's the little fella.


    She calls him her little lovebird, but I'm sure its a Chough.
  • Alastair 26 Apr 2013 06:29:46 16,405 posts
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    Psychotext wrote:
    Thread title is killing me.
    Won't someone think of the (grammar Nazi) children!
  • Popzeus 26 Apr 2013 07:30:54 8,427 posts
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    "More deadlier". Christ.

    Now I've got that awful song by Space going round my head. Thanks for that.

    Currently playing: Standing In A Car Park Simulator 2013

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