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  • Salaman 22 Apr 2013 20:34:14 20,417 posts
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    In recognition of someone you have come across either in person or generally speaking.
    The cunt of the day award!

    For today, I would like to nominate the chief of Nestlé.


    Considering water a public right = "an extreme view"
    QUE!? 0_o

    And after banging on about how important they are with providing jobs and stuff, he boasts about Japanese factories. So modern, so robotised. Almost no people.



    My personal cunt of the day that man.
  • cubbymoore 22 Apr 2013 20:38:37 36,510 posts
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    Oh, sorry, I was er.... expecting... different pictures. I'll, um, so I'll erm, what's that over there...?

    /walks out
  • Khanivor 22 Apr 2013 20:38:44 41,819 posts
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    If only they didn't make Crunch I'd have boycotted those baby-formula peddling motherfuckers years ago.
  • Salaman 22 Apr 2013 20:45:58 20,417 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    Oh, sorry, I was er.... expecting... different pictures. I'll, um, so I'll erm, what's that over there...?

    /walks out
    There's a boobs and a bums thread. You still have a chance to make a cunty thread if you want. :-)
  • Dougs 22 Apr 2013 21:00:44 72,163 posts
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    Can I nominate Robin van Persie?

    Edited by Dougs at 21:01:01 22-04-2013
  • elstoof 22 Apr 2013 21:02:06 9,546 posts
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    You want to come across him?
  • Waffleaber 22 Apr 2013 21:03:18 515 posts
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    Well I remember a study showing something like 4% of CEO's have some psychopathic traits. This guy is doing his best to keep the average up.
  • mrpon 22 Apr 2013 21:05:37 30,437 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Can I nominate Robin van Persie?
    26 fantasy football points so far.

    No.
  • monkman76 22 Apr 2013 21:07:24 7,077 posts
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    http://www.eurogamer.net/forum/thread/150502
  • RelaxedMikki 22 Apr 2013 21:25:27 990 posts
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    Man, is that film real? My German is not quite good enough to tell if the subtitles are properly translated properly.

    But, if that guy really said that 'having a human right to water is an extreme solution' then I think we can safely decalre him a cunt.

    At which point I am reminded about the 'Team America' quote about 'dicks fucking assholes and pussies'.

    Well, dicks also have another role. And that role is to fuck cunts when we have to.

    Dicks of eurogamer. You know who you are. Heck, some of us are even female. And we are legion. This is a call to arms (and socks) - this guy is a cunt. And we need to fuck him...
  • Salaman 22 Apr 2013 21:27:37 20,417 posts
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    RelaxedMikki wrote:
    Man, is that film real? My German is not quite good enough to tell if the subtitles are properly translated properly.

    But, if that guy really said that 'having a human right to water is an extreme solution' then I think we can safely decalre him a cunt.
    Sadly the translation is quite accurate.
    "Some EXTREME! views are that it's not a foodstuff but a basic right.
    And on 'the other hand' is the argument it's food and should have a value."

    Bonkers
  • cubbymoore 22 Apr 2013 21:29:29 36,510 posts
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    Did somebody just call me?
  • riz23 22 Apr 2013 21:32:45 1,857 posts
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    The subtitles are accurate. The man is a cunt. Fucking shifty eyes too.
  • the_dudefather 22 Apr 2013 21:45:25 9,635 posts
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    Those people who sit on the aisle seat on a busy bus and put a tiny bag on the window seat
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 Apr 2013 21:46:37 17,011 posts
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    Pretty sure it's got to be this guy
  • RelaxedMikki 22 Apr 2013 21:47:14 990 posts
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    REDACTED

    Edited by RelaxedMikki at 00:15:55 23-04-2013
  • EMarkM 22 Apr 2013 21:48:24 3,793 posts
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    the_dudefather wrote:
    Those people who sit on the aisle seat on a busy bus and put a tiny bag on the window seat
    Known in the trade as an "edgehog".
  • Kid_Icarus 22 Apr 2013 21:49:41 555 posts
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    Dougs wrote:
    Can I nominate Robin van Persie?
    Not while Suarez is around.
  • jonsaan 22 Apr 2013 21:58:13 25,857 posts
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    I vote the writer of Broadchurch, for turning a vaguely entertaining TV show into a paedo fest. Obvious and unpleasant.
  • Dirtbox 22 Apr 2013 22:22:24 81,289 posts
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    Pretty much fucking everything is blocked in Germany, including the OP video.

    I'm nominating Der Fartherland for having shit internet.
  • Trowel 22 Apr 2013 22:31:33 18,718 posts
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    Can we have a bit of thread title moderation please?
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 22 Apr 2013 22:34:49 17,011 posts
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    Trowel of the day
  • danathjo 22 Apr 2013 22:35:14 7,698 posts
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    Kid_Icarus wrote:
    Dougs wrote:
    Can I nominate Robin van Persie?
    Not while Suarez is around.
    Yesterday was ratboys day, tonight is for RVP
  • bladdard 22 Apr 2013 22:59:12 1,075 posts
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    Eric Schmidt what a complete wanker
  • DrStrangelove 22 Apr 2013 23:41:41 5,847 posts
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    Nestle buys cocoa from African plantations that use abducted child slaves. So I wouldn't be surprised if they had an impartial approach to humanist matters.

    Edited by DrStrangelove at 23:49:40 22-04-2013
  • Tonka 23 Apr 2013 07:00:31 22,825 posts
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    Woha, that Nestlé guy is really killing it.
    What was his thinking behind that whole interview? It's like when Ghadafis son was holding a presser saying "There's no revolution in Libya" to the beat of grenades going off.

    People so full f themselves and constantly surrounded by yes men that they believe that reality adjusts itself to them.
  • senso-ji 23 Apr 2013 09:39:28 6,450 posts
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    That Nestle CEO looks and talks like a Bond villain. You can see the malice in his eyes whenever he mentions 'Organic', 'NGOs' and '35 hour working week'.
  • monkman76 23 Apr 2013 09:41:19 7,077 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    Pretty sure it's got to be this guy
    :-P
  • pinebear 23 Apr 2013 09:45:25 8,564 posts
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    monkman76 wrote:
    neilka wrote:
    Pretty sure it's got to be this guy
    :-P
    I thought he'd been banned for good? His posts haven't been showing up recently, that's for sure.
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