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  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:06:38
    As in like, juicing fruits and vegetables and all that, not injecting massive amounts of steroids and asking people how much they bench.

    Anyway. We just got a juicer, so I'm trying to switch out breakfasts of something fried and/or toasted to a glass of something healthy instead. Anyone have any recipes or somesuch?

    Also, cucumber, kale, celery and carrot looks like Satan's own arsewater, but tastes pretty damn good. Could use some mint, though.
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:10:40
    Blize?
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:12:26
    A blizeH thread about juicing would consist of "HELP WHERE DO I BUY APPLES".
  • cubbymoore 4 Apr 2013 17:13:21 36,487 posts
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    I remember when I went through this phase.
  • cubbymoore 4 Apr 2013 17:13:53 36,487 posts
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    What did you get, a centrifugal?
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:14:46
    I dunno what type it is. You put stuff in the top, liquid comes out the bottom.
  • cubbymoore 4 Apr 2013 17:15:13 36,487 posts
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    Aaah, that's a juicer.
  • graysonavich 4 Apr 2013 17:15:45 7,320 posts
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    Giggidy
  • lordofdeadside 4 Apr 2013 17:16:59 1,108 posts
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  • mrpon 4 Apr 2013 17:17:49 28,764 posts
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    Have you tried sausages in the juicer meme?

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  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:19:36
    I'd trust Jack LaLanne more than my own mother. Look at that awesome tracksuit top he's wearing.
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:20:30
    mrpon wrote:
    Have you tried sausages in the juicer meme?
    I'll put in sausages, beans and a crispy pancake and see what happens. Maybe catch it directly in a flask.
  • cubbymoore 4 Apr 2013 17:20:41 36,487 posts
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    I'd agree with going with blending rather than juicing. Juicing just gets rid of so much actual good stuff it seems a bit pointless. Unless you're doing carrots, or prefer apple or orange juice without the bits.

    Also, you get into a head spin trying to get a good juicer and think of spending hundreds of money on masticating juicer so it'll juice stuff much better.

    Honestly, blending is a lot better for your health and sanity.
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:24:51
    I have a blender, and use it for fruit stuff, but a vegetable smoothie is one of the least appetising things I can think of. With the exception of a nice gazpacho.
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:28:17
    If there's one person I'm not going to take dietary advice from, it's you.
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:29:27
    Watermelon, Carrot and apple is pretty nice.
  • Deckard1 4 Apr 2013 17:41:53 27,732 posts
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    And grems metamorphosis into an American house wife continues unabashed. Have you been buying stuff of the teleshopping again? Your wifes gonna kill you! Need I remind you what happened when she found out you'd spent $29.95 on the fucking wonder cloth?!

    Hush you ponce

  • elstoof 4 Apr 2013 17:43:29 7,016 posts
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    http://www.jambajuice.com/menu-and-nutrition/menu

    Why not steal these "recipes".
  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:47:31
    Ahh, Jamba Juice. For when hipsters decide that their drinks need to be colourful.
  • elstoof 4 Apr 2013 17:50:50 7,016 posts
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    Says the man with a juicer.
  • ronuds 4 Apr 2013 17:52:46 21,788 posts
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    Seems perfect for grapes...
  • neilka 4 Apr 2013 17:52:48 15,849 posts
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    I hear Deckard's dogs are pretty fruity.

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  • Deleted user 4 April 2013 17:56:06
    elstoof wrote:
    Says the man with a juicer.
    I only ever operate my juicer whilst wearing frameless glasses.
  • elstoof 4 Apr 2013 18:03:18 7,016 posts
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    I bet they're frameless in an ironic way.
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  • Bremenacht 4 Apr 2013 18:42:52 17,806 posts
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    We got a juicer last week but I daren't touch the thing. Apple juice is dull whereas apple and carrot is sweet. How does that work? Looking forward to trying grapes though. Need to buy some Worcester sauce to improve everything really.
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