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  • SClaw 26 Mar 2013 09:24:47 826 posts
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    As a note of sanity, there was/is a fairly notorious head teacher who used to take the piss out media overreactions by repeatedly pretending to ban inane things (like conkers, that bulldog game, etc). The conkers one in particular made the Daily Fail shit its ring. No one got the joke. I assume this is the same thing.
  • Rusty_M 26 Mar 2013 10:32:26 4,924 posts
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    Shikasama wrote:
    They think it's the saturated fats that'll kill them but it's the blunt force trauma that gets ya
    Roald Dahl wrote a short story about someone getting killed by, IIRC, a frozen leg of lamb.

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  • Bremenacht 26 Mar 2013 22:28:29 19,663 posts
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    SClaw wrote:
    As a note of sanity, there was/is a fairly notorious head teacher who used to take the piss out media overreactions by repeatedly pretending to ban inane things (like conkers, that bulldog game, etc). The conkers one in particular made the Daily Fail shit its ring. No one got the joke. I assume this is the same thing.
    Have you got a link to that? It sounds great. Perhaps TDM paid him?
  • TheRealBadabing 26 Mar 2013 22:50:27 1,365 posts
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    Typical nanny state.

    If they continue down this road no one will be able to buy triangular flapjacks and then where will we be?

    More triangular snack foods are needed in schools, not less. We all know the only way to stop a bad guy with a flapjack is a good guy with a flapjack.
  • Lukus 26 Mar 2013 22:55:17 19,474 posts
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    I'll give you my triangular flapjack when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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  • mothercruncher 26 Mar 2013 23:16:30 7,819 posts
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    I give flapjacks of all shapes and sizes my full nomming.
  • thelzdking 26 Mar 2013 23:17:16 4,413 posts
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    I feel that two-dimensional flapjacks made up of massless molecules are the only answer to this situation.
  • sport 26 Mar 2013 23:24:03 12,811 posts
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    I've honestly never seen a triangular flapjack. Seriously.....never.
  • mrpon 26 Mar 2013 23:26:52 29,564 posts
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    Your single, that's why.

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  • mothercruncher 27 Mar 2013 08:59:46 7,819 posts
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    His single what?
  • mrpon 27 Mar 2013 09:02:19 29,564 posts
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  • PazJohnMitch 27 Mar 2013 10:27:26 8,727 posts
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    The could spell the end for triangular foods.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Mar 2013 10:32:24 39,761 posts
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    What about triangles of soft cheese?

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  • jabberwoky 27 Mar 2013 11:35:14 527 posts
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    While laudable in its intent, I feel the schools solution is somewhat inadequate.

    The obvious answer is to log all items that could be thrown, and require anyone using them to sign a form verifying that they would not throw them at anyone, and to read a short H&S note on the attendant dangers of doing so. This would also serve to absolve the school of any claims for injury.
  • Mr-Brett 27 Mar 2013 11:51:11 12,894 posts
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    MrTomFTW wrote:
    What about triangles of soft cheese?
    That's been covered already, do keep up old chap.

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  • MrTomFTW Moderator 27 Mar 2013 11:54:27 39,761 posts
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    Mr-Brett wrote:
    MrTomFTW wrote:
    What about triangles of soft cheese?
    That's been covered already, do keep up old chap.
    You're expecting me to actually read this thread?

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  • Mr-Brett 27 Mar 2013 12:07:48 12,894 posts
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    Yes, every post is gold, pure GOLD.

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  • SClaw 27 Mar 2013 12:12:25 826 posts
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    Bremenacht wrote:
    SClaw wrote:
    As a note of sanity, there was/is a fairly notorious head teacher who used to take the piss out media overreactions by repeatedly pretending to ban inane things (like conkers, that bulldog game, etc). The conkers one in particular made the Daily Fail shit its ring. No one got the joke. I assume this is the same thing.
    Have you got a link to that? It sounds great. Perhaps TDM paid him?
    Everything you need is right here:

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  • Commander-Keen 27 Mar 2013 12:41:15 847 posts
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    All flapjacks are welcome. In my belly.

    Edited by Commander Keen at 12:41:25 27-03-2013
  • bad09 27 Mar 2013 12:46:37 6,255 posts
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    It's our right to carry triangular flapjacks, the only way to stop a bad guy with a triangular flapjack is a good guy with a triangular flapjack.

    Toast cut diagonally will be next...

    EDIT damn TheRealBadabing did that one already :(

    / throws triangular flapjack at TheRealBadabing

    Edited by bad09 at 12:48:45 27-03-2013
  • TheRealBadabing 27 Mar 2013 16:29:30 1,365 posts
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    /stops bad09 with a Freedom Flapjack (TM)
  • Bremenacht 27 Mar 2013 23:21:38 19,663 posts
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    SClaw wrote:
    Everything you need is right here:

    Link
    No, that just links to the Google page.
  • twelveways 28 Mar 2013 05:36:32 4,192 posts
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    My school banned bulldogs after some guy broke his collar bone, they also banned conkers after some kid nearly lost an eye.
  • mcmonkeyplc 28 Mar 2013 07:33:28 39,567 posts
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    This truly is a SIN by our schools! It will COSt our children and generations ahead, their educations will TANk as a result of these draconian measures.

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • EMarkM 28 Mar 2013 07:45:42 3,432 posts
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    @mcmonkeyplc Don't think that'll catch on as a trig mnemonic!
  • EMarkM 28 Mar 2013 07:47:05 3,432 posts
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    Silly Old Hitler
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  • webespresso 28 Mar 2013 11:01:04 89 posts
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    No, because I don't play that way.
  • webespresso 28 Mar 2013 13:38:03 89 posts
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    because I'm very discerning.
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