Russian bears who are so addicted to aviation fuel they sniff it until they pass out

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  • Lamb 17 Mar 2013 16:51:31 508 posts
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    Why comrade?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2294757/Bear-ly-conscious-Russian-creatures-pass-developing-aviation-fuel-addiction-sniffing-discarded-gas-barrels.html
  • RobTheBuilder 17 Mar 2013 16:57:02 6,521 posts
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    In communist Russia the aviation fuel sniffs you.

    Or something like that...
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 17 Mar 2013 17:04:10 17,014 posts
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    This is why they wouldn't let Fruit into the RAF.
  • heyyo 17 Mar 2013 17:04:11 14,364 posts
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    Aviation fuel
  • b0rk 17 Mar 2013 17:06:58 4,268 posts
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    So it's a nature reserve and they just dump fuel there and let the bears sniff it? I'm fucking outraged.
  • dominalien 17 Mar 2013 18:11:08 7,490 posts
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    Living in the middle of the Russian nowhere I'd also try to get high asap and stay high for as long as I could.
  • Lukus 17 Mar 2013 18:13:51 19,646 posts
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    neilka wrote:
    This is why they wouldn't let Fruit into the RAF.
    It's why Fruit wanted to join the RAF. Life is cruel.
  • Deleted user 17 March 2013 18:15:05
    Are we suggesting fruit_salad is a bear?

    It would explain a lot, frankly.
  • Lukus 17 Mar 2013 18:23:06 19,646 posts
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    I think we are...
  • mal 17 Mar 2013 18:35:48 23,993 posts
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    Hmm, I noticed a lack of claws when I met him last year, but I can confirm he's fucking heavy when he's drunk.
  • localnotail 17 Mar 2013 19:18:03 23,084 posts
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  • mal 17 Mar 2013 23:08:36 23,993 posts
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    :D
  • localnotail 17 Mar 2013 23:13:24 23,084 posts
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    I think you'll agree the likeness is very striking.
  • mal 17 Mar 2013 23:15:39 23,993 posts
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    Oh, quite.
  • localnotail 17 Mar 2013 23:25:55 23,084 posts
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    I am of course aware that the koala is not in fact a bear but instead and arboreal herbivorous marsupial which is the only extant representative of the family Phascolarctidae.

    I was however not that familiar with the word "extant" until I read the wikipedia page from which I shamelessly cribbed the latin family name. Extant. I guess it's a shortened form of existant.
  • dominalien 18 Mar 2013 08:18:23 7,490 posts
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    "Not yet destroyed", sort of like a mash up between extinct and existant. Already learning new stuff and I haven't even got out of bed yet. :-)
  • neilka Funniest Forumite, 2014 18 Mar 2013 09:04:01 17,014 posts
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    It is the most moon-faced of all the bears and thus the most appropriate in this context.
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