Are Germans masters at creating enemies?

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  • webespresso 14 Mar 2013 15:15:18 89 posts
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    This seems to be a particular skill the Germans have excelled at. There is the case of Herschel Grynzpan who killed a German diplomat for the crimes that the Nazis were inflicting on the Jewish people. Goebbels then skilfully used this a pretext to initiate the Kristallnact (night of Broken glass). One step closer to the holocaust. It's obviously a hard sell to just say group X is bad, you need a pretext, even a weak flimsy one as a justification for retaliating against that group.

    Edited by webespresso at 15:22:13 14-03-2013
  • the_dudefather 14 Mar 2013 15:17:59 9,418 posts
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    Look at this sloth

    (ง ͠ ͟ʖ ͡)

  • disusedgenius 14 Mar 2013 15:18:38 5,614 posts
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    Sloths are really cute until you look at those hands. :(

    Urgh.
  • warlockuk 14 Mar 2013 15:20:04 19,223 posts
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    So you're talking about a dude who has been dead for 50-60 years as a reason why Germans make enemies?

    Do one, sunshine.

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • thedaveeyres 14 Mar 2013 15:20:51 11,585 posts
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    The obvious solution is to chop their hands off, then they're 100% cute.

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  • mcmonkeyplc 14 Mar 2013 15:21:45 39,567 posts
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    Handless Sloths FTW!

    Come and get it cumslingers!

  • RabidChild 14 Mar 2013 15:22:15 2,293 posts
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    Yeah, sloth hands creep me out. Like how penguins become disgusting when you learn what the inside of their mouths look like. Or that they show each other their brood sacks.

    Brood sack.

    No, wait, pouch. Brood pouch.

    Edited by RabidChild at 15:23:37 14-03-2013
  • warlockuk 14 Mar 2013 15:23:16 19,223 posts
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    Brood sack!

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 15:24:25
    A girl at work has this cute little chihuahua, but it has a massive and very obvious vagina, which I just find extremely off-putting.
  • warlockuk 14 Mar 2013 15:25:01 19,223 posts
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    Does it interrupt your stroke?

    I'm a grumpy bastard.

  • monkman76 14 Mar 2013 15:25:04 5,405 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    A girl at work has this massive and very obvious vagina, which I just find extremely off-putting.
    Had to be done.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 15:26:29
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8
  • webespresso 14 Mar 2013 15:27:12 89 posts
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    warlockuk wrote:
    So you're talking about a dude who has been dead for 50-60 years as a reason why Germans make enemies?

    Do one, sunshine.
    50-60 years in historical terms ain't that long.
  • spindle9988 14 Mar 2013 15:27:17 3,676 posts
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    kalel wrote:
    A girl at work has this cute little chihuahua, but it has a massive and very obvious vagina, which I just find extremely off-putting.
    Ha ha
  • sirtacos 14 Mar 2013 15:27:57 7,378 posts
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    Just put mittens on them. I suppose this works for both sloths and Germans. (War crimes are more difficult with mittens).

    I didn't find any pictures of mitten-clad sloths, but I did find someone who sells them.

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  • LeoliansBro 14 Mar 2013 15:28:48 44,956 posts
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    Sloths are generally pretty money.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • nickthegun 14 Mar 2013 15:30:00 61,299 posts
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    Well thats todays 'mental image that i never wanted' sorted. A chihuahua with a massive bacon sandwich.

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  • webespresso 14 Mar 2013 15:30:10 89 posts
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    Lol, I guess History is not this forums' strong point.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Mar 2013 15:30:43 39,760 posts
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    Oh dear, this thread has been derailed. I guess I will have to lock it.

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  • MetalDog 14 Mar 2013 15:30:47 23,920 posts
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    I love the fact that sloth-mittens makes more sense than the op.

    Op, you are an idiot.

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  • imamazed 14 Mar 2013 15:31:05 5,954 posts
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    webespresso wrote:
    Lol, I guess History is not this forums' strong point.
    I wouldn't say that. You have underestimated the greatness of the sloth, however.
  • S.J.Rogers 14 Mar 2013 15:31:20 3,557 posts
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    The GF has a thing for Sloths but if i was to do nothing all day and just lay about the house, she would not find me cute..!
  • sirtacos 14 Mar 2013 15:32:09 7,378 posts
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    @webespresso Quiet, you. They were having a nice discussion about chihuahua cuntflaps. Don't ruin it with your erudition.

    Edited by sirtacos at 15:33:30 14-03-2013
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