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  • Salaman 13 Mar 2013 22:17:03 18,861 posts
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    http://crassus.bandcamp.com/track/touching-dicks

    If you have a listen to this, don't they have it backwards?
    Surely you'd have to start with touching limp dicks and then whoever breaks eye contact or gets a raging erection loses?

    Maybe there needs to be an EG tourney. I'd like to see Mowgli and dm play personally.
  • Salaman 13 Mar 2013 22:19:12 18,861 posts
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    Ah didn't see there's lyrics actually.

    Thereís this thing that they do in the town where Iím from and they call it touching dicks.
    First you take your dick then your enemyís dick and you touch the tips together
    And the first to lose his erection or the first to break eye contact
    Has failed: has failed at touching dicks.
  • elstoof 13 Mar 2013 22:21:26 6,601 posts
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    I'd like to hear mowgli's opinion in this.
  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 22:25:36
    Salaman wrote:
    Ah didn't see there's lyrics actually.

    Thereís this thing that they do in the town where Iím from and they call it touching dicks.
    First you take your dick then your enemyís dick and you touch the tips together
    And the first to lose his erection or the first to break eye contact
    Has failed: has failed at touching dicks.
    Lol
  • Syrette 13 Mar 2013 22:31:51 43,061 posts
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    ecosse is seeing this as a cue for more gay porn to be posted.

  • neilka 13 Mar 2013 22:32:24 15,641 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Salaman wrote:
    Ah didn't see there's lyrics actually.

    Thereís this thing that they do in the town where Iím from and they call it touching dicks.
    First you take your dick then your enemyís dick and you touch the tips together
    And the first to lose his erection or the first to break eye contact
    Has failed: has failed at touching dicks.
    Lol
    Want to try it?
  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 22:35:46
    I can't. I would love to watch a match though.
  • Syrette 13 Mar 2013 22:37:21 43,061 posts
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    What if me and neilka go at it?

    I'm taking some viagra for the record.

  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 22:40:26
    That is cheating, no drugs.
  • Deleted user 13 March 2013 22:45:11
    Is two men and one woman a bit gay for the men?
  • Syrette 13 Mar 2013 22:49:52 43,061 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    Is two men and one woman a bit gay for the men?
    Not necessarily, although it'd probably help to be a bit open-minded.

    Why - are you tempted by a bit of the ol' DP?

  • elstoof 13 Mar 2013 22:51:04 6,601 posts
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    I love a good juicy cock fight.
  • Trafford 14 Mar 2013 00:07:46 5,611 posts
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    Any gingers from Rhode Island?
  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 00:28:37
    @elstoof It's practically traditional in Scotsland:

    During the initiation ceremony, a new member was "prepared" by the Recorder and two helpers in
    "a closet, by causing him to propel his Penis until full erection. When thus ready he was escorted with four puffs of the Breath-Horn before the Brethren or Knighthood, and was ordered by the Sovereign to place his Genitals upon the Testing Platter, which was covered with a folded white napkin. The Members and Knights two and two came round in a state of erection and touched the Novice Penis to Penis. Thereafter the special Glass, with the Society's Insignia thereon and Medal attached, was filled with Port Wine, when the new Brother's health was heartily and humorously drunk, he was told to select an amorous Passage from the Song of Solomon and to read it aloud."
    It is written
  • neilka 14 Mar 2013 00:30:20 15,641 posts
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    It's only gay if they touch, PP.

    And bagsy a hole if you're offering.
  • elstoof 14 Mar 2013 07:02:31 6,601 posts
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    How do you know the hole is bagsy?
  • mrpon 14 Mar 2013 07:33:26 28,425 posts
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    I don't like to brag...

    Give yourself £5 or Ĺ gig, you're worth it.

  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 07:36:33
    An eg tourney would be pointless, we all know who would win.

    I assume as well if you came about against a far "meatier" opponent you may be intimidated and it may not even get to the starting line.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Mar 2013 07:59:22 37,316 posts
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    The only winning move is to not play.

    And I'm thinking I should probably lock this. It's not heading in a good direction...

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  • AaronTurner 14 Mar 2013 08:03:10 7,591 posts
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    I find Ecosse's premature love of Nintendo touching.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 08:07:08
    Boo, it's such a dicktatorship here.
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 14 Mar 2013 08:08:33 37,316 posts
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    Don't be so ricockulous.

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  • mrpon 14 Mar 2013 08:09:31 28,425 posts
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    This could be heading in a newdirection

    Give yourself £5 or Ĺ gig, you're worth it.

  • Syrette 14 Mar 2013 08:15:18 43,061 posts
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    One Direction?

  • Mola_Ram 14 Mar 2013 08:15:45 6,952 posts
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    I have an erection.
  • Deleted user 14 March 2013 08:16:24
    Sounds like a cock and ball story to me.
  • Trafford 14 Mar 2013 08:28:59 5,611 posts
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    Wand Erection
  • THFourteen 14 Mar 2013 08:29:00 32,857 posts
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    wtf is this thread
  • sport 14 Mar 2013 08:34:16 12,538 posts
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    He doesn't have an erection to stand on.
  • Salaman 14 Mar 2013 08:34:52 18,861 posts
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    THFourteen wrote:
    wtf is this thread
    I was honestly wondering if it wasn't more logical to start limp and lose if you go erect rather than to start erect and lose if you go limp.

    Nobody has adressed this important issue thus far.
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