Whats the worst line in cinema history? Page 4

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  • Gartt 1 Mar 2013 11:13:31 1,738 posts
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    I'm the Juggernaut, bitch.
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 11:15:38 9,632 posts
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    "Mas-ter Skywalker..there are too many of them...what shall we do?"

    Not so much the line, but the delivery from the kid is amongst the worst I've ever ever seen :lol:
  • whatfruit 1 Mar 2013 11:17:36 1,482 posts
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    @fletch7100 The postman is ripe with absolute clangers.

    I remember a scene when they are going to execute Kevin Costener character and he says to the postman next to him.

    "What's your name?"
    "Jame Elfield Jnr sir Postmaster California branch"

    Another horrific scene is at the end when they unviel the statue of Costner taking the letter from a child's hand and some guy with tears in his eyes goes "that was me"
  • MetalDog 1 Mar 2013 11:18:47 23,697 posts
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    @Trane
    Every time I hear stuff about the new star wars movies I am glad I've never watched them.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 11:23:12 4,052 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    @Trane
    Every time I hear stuff about the new star wars movies I am glad I've never watched them.
    If only what is seen, could be unseen.
  • creepylizard 1 Mar 2013 11:23:16 786 posts
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    "You have to do what you can't not do".

    Watched Cloud atlas. Absolutely cack film with a shite script which is surprising really as the author of the book isn't a complete arse.
    Anyway, from a dodgy script this line stood out.
    I still don't if it was intentionally shit though..
  • Deleted user 1 March 2013 11:26:07
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Can we just say "Star Wars" and move on.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 11:29:16 44,129 posts
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    MD, never watch them. Never. They degrade the whole brand and ruin the original films.

    I envy you.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 11:43:59 27,981 posts
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    mowgli wrote:
    Deckard1 wrote:
    Can we just say "Star Wars" and move on.
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 11:45:31 9,632 posts
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    What's Mike Ashley got to do with it?
  • MightyMetalMonkey 1 Mar 2013 11:46:54 600 posts
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    And yet, for all their considerable flaws (Really really huge flaws), the star wars prequels are still a better love story than Twilight...
  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 11:47:43 27,981 posts
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    It's mowgli. Pleased with himself after another job well done. At least thats what I was going for.
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 11:48:27 9,632 posts
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    :lol::lol:
  • Blakester 1 Mar 2013 11:48:54 3,612 posts
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    The worst line is cinema history?

    Probably the one Uma Thurman's character does in Pulp Fiction.

    When you can't see the angles on the wall you're in trouble.

  • Stickman 1 Mar 2013 11:55:51 29,666 posts
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    "Hold tight, Spidermonkey!" is the stick I use to beat Twilight.

    "I'll never let go", followed by her immediately letting go always raises a chuckle in Titanic. Also, if she just scooted over a touch they could easy both fit on there.

    Edited by Stickman at 11:57:21 01-03-2013

    THIS SPACE FOR RENT

  • Load_2.0 1 Mar 2013 12:26:22 19,247 posts
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    Listen to me, traitor! I believe that you've received the death message from our ninja empire. Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it! Why did you do that?
  • FogHeart 6 Mar 2013 13:28:15 946 posts
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    Kevin Costner in Robin Hood:-

    "What kind of courage is that, Robin?"

    "Inglish kerrridge!"

    Edited by FogHeart at 14:47:30 06-03-2013
  • kickerconspiracy 6 Mar 2013 13:32:41 495 posts
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    "Real brothers or street brothers?"

    "Both"
  • billythekid 6 Mar 2013 13:34:15 11,128 posts
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    Nicolas Cage in The Rock.

    Someone has just informed him he's fucked up his Ferrari and he retorts "It's not mine".
  • Mola_Ram 6 Mar 2013 13:55:00 7,382 posts
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    "You're the rocket man"
  • spindle9988 6 Mar 2013 13:58:36 3,586 posts
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    billythekid wrote:
    Nicolas Cage in The Rock.

    Someone has just informed him he's fucked up his Ferrari and he retorts "It's not mine".
    That was a great line
  • PearOfAnguish 6 Mar 2013 14:16:57 7,274 posts
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    LeoliansBro wrote:
    MD, never watch them. Never. They degrade the whole brand and ruin the original films.

    I envy you.
    Watch the Plinkett reviews. The mix of twisted humour and insightful critique makes them far more entertaining than the movies they're ripping to pieces.
  • Deleted user 6 March 2013 18:32:15
    Face/Off and The Rock have merged into one movie for me.

    Worst line I know is: ĎI donít like sand... itís coarse, gritty and it gets eVERryWhere*í

    *Intentional, Hayden Christensen goes made with the delivery of the final word.
  • roz123 6 Mar 2013 18:40:24 7,113 posts
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    Only a Sith deals in absolutes
  • Dgzter 6 Mar 2013 18:46:10 150 posts
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    There are a few absolute howlers in Independence Day, but one that sticks out is when Randy Quaid's character (an alleged alien abductee) flies his plane into one of the ufo warships, laughing maniacally, and screams 'HELLO BOYS, I'm BAAAAAAACK'.

    It still makes me shudder...
  • Kanjin 7 Mar 2013 17:10:46 1,111 posts
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    I actually enjoyed watching the prequels.
  • RobTheBuilder 7 Mar 2013 17:14:11 6,521 posts
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    Lost in Space.

    Matt LeBlanc, deadpan.

    "That sound doesn't sound very good."
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