Whats the worst line in cinema history? Page 3

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  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:02:35 9,691 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    For TV edits the worst I can remember is "yippee ki yay kimosabe" from Die Hard.
    :lol: ITV made my quoting of movies in the 80s and 90s such a challenge. But a much more family friendly affair on long car journeys.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 10:03:14 44,246 posts
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    'I say we grease this rat fat son of a gun right now'

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • glaeken 1 Mar 2013 10:04:56 11,175 posts
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    Pretty sure they had a great replacement for "I'm not the one who just got butt fucked on national TV" as well but I forget how they mangled that one up.
  • nickthegun 1 Mar 2013 10:06:43 59,937 posts
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    HE MADE IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

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    someone say something funny

  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 10:09:17 3,304 posts
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    "How's the pie?"

    "So good......"



    That movie made 500,000,000 worldwide :eek:

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:09:33 9,691 posts
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    Robocop - Clarence Boddiker's line 'Bitches leave' became 'Ladies Leave' :lol: That was always a great one. Polite, for a murdering psychopath I thought.



    Edited by Gambit1977 at 10:11:39 01-03-2013
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:13:44 9,691 posts
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  • kinky_mong 1 Mar 2013 10:14:54 10,288 posts
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    "Flip you melon farmer!"

    Zom already posted the serious answer I was going to give.

    All the eurogamers who actually play with each other on xbl rather than just post pseudointellectual pc handwringing bollocks on the forums, love the shit out of biggy.

  • imamazed 1 Mar 2013 10:15:53 5,620 posts
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    I DID NAHT HIT HER I DID NAHHHHT.... OH, HEY MURK
  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 10:16:29 3,304 posts
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    Following on from the Wicker Man remake, if any of you havent seen this fake trailer, its easily one of the best i've seen :

    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:21:05 9,691 posts
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    I'm still creasing up at the 'eating pineapple' :lol:
  • Zomoniac 1 Mar 2013 10:25:36 7,831 posts
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    Gambit1977 wrote:
    Wow. That's a masterpiece. The strangers in the alps one is just... amazing.
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:26:13 9,691 posts
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  • kickerconspiracy 1 Mar 2013 10:36:00 495 posts
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  • Steve_Perry 1 Mar 2013 10:40:35 4,259 posts
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    There's a storm coming.

    Sick of hearing this in films. It was good in terminator, but fuck off now.

    VIVA STEFANSEN

  • Latin 1 Mar 2013 10:45:53 3,679 posts
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    Surely Vader's "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
  • Mola_Ram 1 Mar 2013 10:48:53 7,399 posts
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    So you've come back to die with your city.

    No. I came back to stop you.

    Far from the worst, sure, but why even say this? Isn't it obvious?
  • effinjamie 1 Mar 2013 10:49:33 888 posts
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    " is it raining?.......I hadn't noticed"

    PSN - effinjamie Xbox - effinjamie

  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 10:51:14 4,052 posts
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    Not sure if it's been mentioned already but Flash Gordon:

    "Freeze, you bloody bastards!"

    "What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching?"
  • Maturin 1 Mar 2013 10:51:46 3,002 posts
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    effinjamie wrote:
    " is it raining?.......I hadn't noticed"
    I was going to post that. I think though with a cute and talented actress in the role that might have worked.
  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 10:54:22 4,052 posts
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    Also:

    Anakin: I don't like sand. Its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. Your skin is soft and smooth..
  • MetalDog 1 Mar 2013 10:55:49 23,697 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    Also:

    Anakin: I don't like sand. Its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. Your skin is soft and smooth..
    I think we have a winner.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • repairmanjack 1 Mar 2013 10:57:18 6,047 posts
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    The queue for the toilet.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 10:59:11 44,246 posts
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    Annie? My, how you've grown.

    So have you. More beautiful I mean.

    FFS.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • fletch7100 1 Mar 2013 11:01:24 7,319 posts
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    React this scene from The Postman,when the postie turns up with your shopto package a few days early


    Youre a godsend, a saviour.
    No, Im a postman.
  • ED209 1 Mar 2013 11:08:05 505 posts
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    ED209 wrote:
    I am now authorized to... be loyal as a puppy.

    Samantha Janus?

  • ED209 1 Mar 2013 11:08:32 505 posts
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    Samantha Janus?

  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 11:11:49 4,052 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Trane wrote:
    Also:

    Anakin: I don't like sand. Its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. Your skin is soft and smooth..
    I think we have a winner.
    This line made me want to punch George Lucas in his rotund bearded face.
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