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  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:02:35 7,839 posts
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    glaeken wrote:
    For TV edits the worst I can remember is "yippee ki yay kimosabe" from Die Hard.
    :lol: ITV made my quoting of movies in the 80s and 90s such a challenge. But a much more family friendly affair on long car journeys.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 10:03:14 35,050 posts
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    'I say we grease this rat fat son of a gun right now'

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • glaeken 1 Mar 2013 10:04:56 10,366 posts
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    Pretty sure they had a great replacement for "I'm not the one who just got butt fucked on national TV" as well but I forget how they mangled that one up.
  • nickthegun 1 Mar 2013 10:06:43 44,410 posts
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    HE MADE IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

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    AGP.SRPT

  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 10:09:17 2,836 posts
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    "How's the pie?"

    "So good......"



    That movie made £500,000,000 worldwide :eek:

    "Look at banner Michael!"

  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:09:33 7,839 posts
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    Robocop - Clarence Boddiker's line 'Bitches leave' became 'Ladies Leave' :lol: That was always a great one. Polite, for a murdering psychopath I thought.



    Edited by Gambit1977 at 10:11:39 01-03-2013
  • Goodfella 1 Mar 2013 10:11:40 1,951 posts
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    Edited by Goodfella at 10:12:00 01-03-2013
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:13:44 7,839 posts
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  • kinky_mong 1 Mar 2013 10:14:54 7,964 posts
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    "Flip you melon farmer!"

    Zom already posted the serious answer I was going to give.
  • imamazed 1 Mar 2013 10:15:53 1,781 posts
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    I DID NAHT HIT HER I DID NAHHHHT.... OH, HEY MURK
  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 10:16:29 2,836 posts
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    Following on from the Wicker Man remake, if any of you havent seen this fake trailer, its easily one of the best i've seen :

    "Look at banner Michael!"

  • Goodfella 1 Mar 2013 10:17:32 1,951 posts
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    @Gambit1977

    "You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"

    Wtf? :lol:

    Edited by Goodfella at 10:17:40 01-03-2013
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:21:05 7,839 posts
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    I'm still creasing up at the 'eating pineapple' :lol:
  • Zomoniac 1 Mar 2013 10:25:36 6,216 posts
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    Gambit1977 wrote:
    Wow. That's a masterpiece. The strangers in the alps one is just... amazing.
  • Gambit1977 1 Mar 2013 10:26:13 7,839 posts
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  • kickerconspiracy 1 Mar 2013 10:36:00 495 posts
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  • Steve_Perry 1 Mar 2013 10:40:35 612 posts
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    There's a storm coming.

    Sick of hearing this in films. It was good in terminator, but fuck off now.
  • Latin 1 Mar 2013 10:45:53 3,061 posts
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    Surely Vader's "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
  • Mola_Ram 1 Mar 2013 10:48:53 2,362 posts
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    So you've come back to die with your city.

    No. I came back to stop you.

    Far from the worst, sure, but why even say this? Isn't it obvious?
  • effinjamie 1 Mar 2013 10:49:33 797 posts
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    " is it raining?.......I hadn't noticed"

    Nothing to see here!

  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 10:51:14 3,711 posts
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    Not sure if it's been mentioned already but Flash Gordon:

    "Freeze, you bloody bastards!"

    "What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching?"
  • Maturin 1 Mar 2013 10:51:46 1,622 posts
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    effinjamie wrote:
    " is it raining?.......I hadn't noticed"
    I was going to post that. I think though with a cute and talented actress in the role that might have worked.

    Pre-childish ragequit username - Harry

  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 10:54:22 3,711 posts
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    Also:

    Anakin: I don't like sand. Its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. Your skin is soft and smooth..
  • MetalDog 1 Mar 2013 10:55:49 23,448 posts
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    Trane wrote:
    Also:

    Anakin: I don't like sand. Its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. Your skin is soft and smooth..
    I think we have a winner.

    -- boobs do nothing for me, I want moustaches and chest hair.

  • repairmanjack 1 Mar 2013 10:57:18 5,770 posts
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    The queue for the toilet.
  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 10:59:11 35,050 posts
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    Annie? My, how you've grown.

    So have you. More beautiful I mean.

    FFS.

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • fletch7100 1 Mar 2013 11:01:24 4,814 posts
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    React this scene from The Postman,when the postie turns up with your shopto package a few days early


    “You’re a godsend, a saviour.”
    “No, I’m a postman.”
  • ED209 1 Mar 2013 11:08:05 377 posts
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    ED209 wrote:
    I am now authorized to... be loyal as a puppy.
  • ED209 1 Mar 2013 11:08:32 377 posts
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  • Trane 1 Mar 2013 11:11:49 3,711 posts
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    MetalDog wrote:
    Trane wrote:
    Also:

    Anakin: I don't like sand. Its rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. Not like you. Your skin is soft and smooth..
    I think we have a winner.
    This line made me want to punch George Lucas in his rotund bearded face.

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