Whats the worst line in cinema history?

  • Page

    of 4 First / Last

    Previous
  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 08:27:33 25,407 posts
    Seen 20 minutes ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    I've just saw a trailer for some Jason Statham film on the TV, nd it contains the exchange,

    "How do you sleep at night?"

    To which Statham replies, with a cockey smile,

    "I don't drink coffee after 7"

    No, this has to be up there with the shittest things anyone has ever uttered on screen. The fact that they decided to put it into the trailer is mind boggling, and I can only imagine the rest of the film is Statham making spastic noises at the camera.

    NOW YOU GO

    Called it

  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 08:28:44 36,441 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    That is good advice.
  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 08:28:53 3,097 posts
    Seen 1 week ago
    Registered 4 years ago

    "Look at banner Michael!"

  • Benno 1 Mar 2013 08:29:03 9,391 posts
    Seen 18 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Sounds like sound practical advice to me.
  • Murbal 1 Mar 2013 08:29:42 21,547 posts
    Seen 13 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    cubbymoore wrote:
    That is good advice.
    I agree.
  • beastmaster 1 Mar 2013 08:34:25 10,176 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    "Desire is irrelevant. I am a MACHINE!"
    "Talk to dher hand!"

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 08:34:56 36,277 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    A good, reasonable line of dialogue.

    I totally called it.
    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 08:35:04 36,441 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    I like the sound of this film. Is it Jason Statham answering a series of questions about sensible practical advice?
  • JuanKerr 1 Mar 2013 08:36:17 36,094 posts
    Seen 21 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    "I'll be back."
  • neilka 1 Mar 2013 08:38:21 14,942 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    "Honest to blog"

    Edited by neilka at 08:39:33 01-03-2013
  • imprezaRacer 1 Mar 2013 08:38:32 2 posts
    Seen 1 year ago
    Registered 1 year ago
    Imagine a horror movie wherein a distant sound startles the characters. Then someone from the group goes.

    "I'll check it out."

    You know where this will end.
  • fletch7100 1 Mar 2013 08:40:19 6,163 posts
    Seen 6 minutes ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    “We finally got to the boat, but it wasn’t there!”
  • gooner77 1 Mar 2013 08:45:37 652 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 08:58:03 36,277 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    gooner77 wrote:
    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth
    Sorry, I think you have this confused with the "greatest lines" thread.

    I totally called it.
    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Deleted user 1 March 2013 09:02:31
    "Fuck you, asshole"

    Classic but hardly well written.
  • Dirtbox 1 Mar 2013 09:04:31 76,329 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    "Come with me if you want to live"

    Uttered at least a million times in a million films and quite frankly the most non-use of a suffix like "if you want to live" ever. "Come with me if you want to witness my grizzly fate shortly before your own, similarly gorey end" means nothing either, because if you're in a dire situation and don't know what the right thing to do would be and someone pops out of a hole in the ceiling, offers you hand and says "psst, up here... Follow me" is fucking plenty.

    Oh, and "They're killing machines designed for one thing" is the obvious winner with a similarly retarded suffix of abject spasticism.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 09:05:04 01-03-2013

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 09:06:41 41,863 posts
    Seen 2 hours ago
    Registered 7 years ago
    Anything from the TV edit of Robocop.

    'I once called him ... airhead.'

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Murbal 1 Mar 2013 09:07:12 21,547 posts
    Seen 13 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago


    "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."
  • Dirtbox 1 Mar 2013 09:07:53 76,329 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 12 years ago
    TV edits of everything are brilliant.

    +1 / Like / Tweet this post

  • Mola_Ram 1 Mar 2013 09:08:12 6,222 posts
    Seen 19 minutes ago
    Registered 2 years ago
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
  • beastmaster 1 Mar 2013 09:11:41 10,176 posts
    Seen 4 hours ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
    It croaks?

    shameless rip-off from the commentary track

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • nickthegun 1 Mar 2013 09:13:17 55,848 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 8 years ago
    Darth Vader said:
    I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth
    You can probably close the thread now.

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    He totally called it

  • Buztafen 1 Mar 2013 09:13:47 15,957 posts
    Seen 3 days ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
    I just came in here to post that line. Awful...just awful.
  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 09:14:45 25,407 posts
    Seen 20 minutes ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    Dirtbox wrote:
    TV edits of everything are brilliant.

    Called it

  • whatfruit 1 Mar 2013 09:15:29 1,080 posts
    Seen 4 minutes ago
    Registered 3 years ago
    From gridiron gang

    "Scoring touchdown don't make more money than selling crack but damn it feels good"
  • Zizoo 1 Mar 2013 09:16:13 7,705 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 5 years ago
    "I love lamp"
  • Jono62 1 Mar 2013 09:18:40 13,628 posts
    Seen 14 minutes ago
    Registered 6 years ago
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-0PEFrGxs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Segal at his best.
  • the_dudefather 1 Mar 2013 09:18:42 8,976 posts
    Seen 56 minutes ago
    Registered 9 years ago
    [youtube] soeQ1i-tYAg[/youtube]

    (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • Phattso Moderator 1 Mar 2013 09:20:21 12,723 posts
    Seen 14 minutes ago
    Registered 10 years ago
    "Hello. I am here to fix the washing machine."
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 09:26:58 36,277 posts
    Seen 1 hour ago
    Registered 11 years ago
    Nearly every line from Chronicles of Riddick.

    I totally called it.
    Follow me on Twitter: @MrTom
    Voted by the community "Best mod" 2011, 2012 and 2013.

  • Page

    of 4 First / Last

    Previous
Log in or register to reply