Whats the worst line in cinema history?

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  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 08:27:33 28,083 posts
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    I've just saw a trailer for some Jason Statham film on the TV, nd it contains the exchange,

    "How do you sleep at night?"

    To which Statham replies, with a cockey smile,

    "I don't drink coffee after 7"

    No, this has to be up there with the shittest things anyone has ever uttered on screen. The fact that they decided to put it into the trailer is mind boggling, and I can only imagine the rest of the film is Statham making spastic noises at the camera.

    NOW YOU GO
  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 08:28:44 36,496 posts
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    That is good advice.
  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 08:28:53 3,305 posts
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    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Benno 1 Mar 2013 08:29:03 9,910 posts
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    Sounds like sound practical advice to me.
  • Murbal 1 Mar 2013 08:29:42 22,236 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    That is good advice.
    I agree.
  • beastmaster 1 Mar 2013 08:34:25 11,419 posts
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    "Desire is irrelevant. I am a MACHINE!"
    "Talk to dher hand!"

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 08:34:56 38,281 posts
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    A good, reasonable line of dialogue.

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  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 08:35:04 36,496 posts
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    I like the sound of this film. Is it Jason Statham answering a series of questions about sensible practical advice?
  • JuanKerr 1 Mar 2013 08:36:17 36,263 posts
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    "I'll be back."
  • neilka 1 Mar 2013 08:38:21 15,989 posts
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    "Honest to blog"

    Edited by neilka at 08:39:33 01-03-2013

    A map is like comparing velocity and speed.

  • imprezaRacer 1 Mar 2013 08:38:32 2 posts
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    Imagine a horror movie wherein a distant sound startles the characters. Then someone from the group goes.

    "I'll check it out."

    You know where this will end.
  • fletch7100 1 Mar 2013 08:40:19 7,320 posts
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    “We finally got to the boat, but it wasn’t there!”
  • gooner77 1 Mar 2013 08:45:37 767 posts
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    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 08:58:03 38,281 posts
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    gooner77 wrote:
    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth
    Sorry, I think you have this confused with the "greatest lines" thread.

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  • Deleted user 1 March 2013 09:02:31
    "Fuck you, asshole"

    Classic but hardly well written.
  • SpaceDave3000 1 Mar 2013 09:04:31 78,220 posts
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    "Come with me if you want to live"

    Uttered at least a million times in a million films and quite frankly the most non-use of a suffix like "if you want to live" ever. "Come with me if you want to witness my grizzly fate shortly before your own, similarly gorey end" means nothing either, because if you're in a dire situation and don't know what the right thing to do would be and someone pops out of a hole in the ceiling, offers you hand and says "psst, up here... Follow me" is fucking plenty.

    Oh, and "They're killing machines designed for one thing" is the obvious winner with a similarly retarded suffix of abject spasticism.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 09:05:04 01-03-2013

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  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 09:06:41 44,301 posts
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    Anything from the TV edit of Robocop.

    'I once called him ... airhead.'

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Murbal 1 Mar 2013 09:07:12 22,236 posts
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    "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."
  • SpaceDave3000 1 Mar 2013 09:07:53 78,220 posts
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    TV edits of everything are brilliant.

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  • Mola_Ram 1 Mar 2013 09:08:12 7,414 posts
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    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
  • beastmaster 1 Mar 2013 09:11:41 11,419 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
    It croaks?

    shameless rip-off from the commentary track

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • Buztafen 1 Mar 2013 09:13:47 16,240 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
    I just came in here to post that line. Awful...just awful.
  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 09:14:45 28,083 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    TV edits of everything are brilliant.
  • whatfruit 1 Mar 2013 09:15:29 1,523 posts
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    From gridiron gang

    "Scoring touchdown don't make more money than selling crack but damn it feels good"
  • Ziz0u 1 Mar 2013 09:16:13 8,386 posts
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    "I love lamp"
  • Jono62 1 Mar 2013 09:18:40 14,125 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-0PEFrGxs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Segal at his best.
  • the_dudefather 1 Mar 2013 09:18:42 9,288 posts
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    [youtube] soeQ1i-tYAg[/youtube]

    (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • Phattso Moderator 1 Mar 2013 09:20:21 13,342 posts
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    "Hello. I am here to fix the washing machine."
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 09:26:58 38,281 posts
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    Nearly every line from Chronicles of Riddick.

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