Whats the worst line in cinema history?

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  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 08:27:33 27,563 posts
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    I've just saw a trailer for some Jason Statham film on the TV, nd it contains the exchange,

    "How do you sleep at night?"

    To which Statham replies, with a cockey smile,

    "I don't drink coffee after 7"

    No, this has to be up there with the shittest things anyone has ever uttered on screen. The fact that they decided to put it into the trailer is mind boggling, and I can only imagine the rest of the film is Statham making spastic noises at the camera.

    NOW YOU GO

    Hush you ponce

  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 08:28:44 36,473 posts
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    That is good advice.
  • Ultrasoundwave 1 Mar 2013 08:28:53 3,276 posts
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    "The worst part is, I'll have to have the break-up sex with myself!"

  • Benno 1 Mar 2013 08:29:03 9,813 posts
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    Sounds like sound practical advice to me.
  • Murbal 1 Mar 2013 08:29:42 22,037 posts
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    cubbymoore wrote:
    That is good advice.
    I agree.
  • beastmaster 1 Mar 2013 08:34:25 11,287 posts
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    "Desire is irrelevant. I am a MACHINE!"
    "Talk to dher hand!"

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 08:34:56 37,647 posts
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    A good, reasonable line of dialogue.

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  • cubbymoore 1 Mar 2013 08:35:04 36,473 posts
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    I like the sound of this film. Is it Jason Statham answering a series of questions about sensible practical advice?
  • JuanKerr 1 Mar 2013 08:36:17 36,238 posts
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    "I'll be back."
  • neilka 1 Mar 2013 08:38:21 15,805 posts
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    "Honest to blog"

    Edited by neilka at 08:39:33 01-03-2013
  • imprezaRacer 1 Mar 2013 08:38:32 2 posts
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    Imagine a horror movie wherein a distant sound startles the characters. Then someone from the group goes.

    "I'll check it out."

    You know where this will end.
  • fletch7100 1 Mar 2013 08:40:19 7,119 posts
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    “We finally got to the boat, but it wasn’t there!”
  • gooner77 1 Mar 2013 08:45:37 743 posts
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    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 08:58:03 37,647 posts
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    gooner77 wrote:
    Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth
    Sorry, I think you have this confused with the "greatest lines" thread.

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  • Deleted user 1 March 2013 09:02:31
    "Fuck you, asshole"

    Classic but hardly well written.
  • Dirtbox 1 Mar 2013 09:04:31 77,633 posts
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    "Come with me if you want to live"

    Uttered at least a million times in a million films and quite frankly the most non-use of a suffix like "if you want to live" ever. "Come with me if you want to witness my grizzly fate shortly before your own, similarly gorey end" means nothing either, because if you're in a dire situation and don't know what the right thing to do would be and someone pops out of a hole in the ceiling, offers you hand and says "psst, up here... Follow me" is fucking plenty.

    Oh, and "They're killing machines designed for one thing" is the obvious winner with a similarly retarded suffix of abject spasticism.

    Edited by Dirtbox at 09:05:04 01-03-2013

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  • LeoliansBro 1 Mar 2013 09:06:41 43,610 posts
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    Anything from the TV edit of Robocop.

    'I once called him ... airhead.'

    LB, you really are a massive geek.

  • Murbal 1 Mar 2013 09:07:12 22,037 posts
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    "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."
  • Dirtbox 1 Mar 2013 09:07:53 77,633 posts
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    TV edits of everything are brilliant.

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  • Mola_Ram 1 Mar 2013 09:08:12 7,128 posts
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    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
  • beastmaster 1 Mar 2013 09:11:41 11,287 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
    It croaks?

    shameless rip-off from the commentary track

    The Resident Evil films. I'm one of the reasons they keep making them.

  • nickthegun 1 Mar 2013 09:13:17 59,300 posts
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    Darth Vader said:
    I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth
    You can probably close the thread now.

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    He totally called it

  • Buztafen 1 Mar 2013 09:13:47 16,147 posts
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    Mola_Ram wrote:
    You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?
    I just came in here to post that line. Awful...just awful.
  • Deckard1 1 Mar 2013 09:14:45 27,563 posts
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    Dirtbox wrote:
    TV edits of everything are brilliant.

    Hush you ponce

  • whatfruit 1 Mar 2013 09:15:29 1,403 posts
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    From gridiron gang

    "Scoring touchdown don't make more money than selling crack but damn it feels good"
  • Zizoo 1 Mar 2013 09:16:13 8,234 posts
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    "I love lamp"
  • Jono62 1 Mar 2013 09:18:40 14,021 posts
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-0PEFrGxs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Segal at his best.
  • the_dudefather 1 Mar 2013 09:18:42 9,249 posts
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    [youtube] soeQ1i-tYAg[/youtube]

    (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

  • Phattso Moderator 1 Mar 2013 09:20:21 13,254 posts
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    "Hello. I am here to fix the washing machine."
  • MrTomFTW Moderator 1 Mar 2013 09:26:58 37,647 posts
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    Nearly every line from Chronicles of Riddick.

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