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  • Syrette 28 Feb 2013 10:14:51 48,634 posts
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    My monkey was meant to be mcmonkey. Awkward. Stupid auto correct.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:15:19
    Syrette wrote:
    Pepsipop wrote:
    I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss that excitement. I don't miss the game though.
    Are you single? If you are, do you fancy joining me and my monkey on a first date?
    If your referring to me, I'm not your monkey...yet.
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 10:16:41 20,012 posts
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    Everybody's got something to hide except for me and mcmonkey. And Pepsipop apparently.
  • sport 28 Feb 2013 10:22:04 13,859 posts
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    I wish I was as successful with the ladies as HairyArse
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:24:58
    Hairyarse is a player, his poor girlfriend.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:25:59
    Fair one.
  • Alastair 28 Feb 2013 10:28:03 20,256 posts
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    Where's his left hand, that's what I want to know!!
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 10:28:13 20,012 posts
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    The man's a machine!
  • sport 28 Feb 2013 10:29:55 13,859 posts
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    Best hover hand yet!
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:55:59
    Nice photo, right in front of her and everything. She is pretty, I have no idea why she is with you :)
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 10:57:07 20,012 posts
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    You've got nicer baps PP.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 10:58:21
    Pepsipop wrote:
    Nice photo, right in front of her and everything. She is pretty, I have no idea why she is with you :)
    It's for my rapier wit and charm, obvs.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 11:00:56
    He's the only person up north that doesn't smell of whippets and pigeons.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 11:01:32
    Also, neilka and deckard are much rapier than I am.
  • neilka 28 Feb 2013 11:06:04 20,012 posts
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    Those three women's dried-up husks were found draped over the branches of nearby trees later that evening. They just couldn't handle the smoulder.
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 11:06:41
    One of them definitely kept me awake last night with her fucking snoring.
  • mrpon 28 Feb 2013 11:14:57 33,110 posts
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    Just get it on already you two.
  • minky-kong 28 Feb 2013 11:47:09 12,914 posts
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    My one serious post about the Skyrim playing, face spitting pussy magnet on OKCupid got deleted in the cull :(
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 11:50:35
    Over zealous mods.
  • minky-kong 28 Feb 2013 11:56:48 12,914 posts
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    I'm still in shock from it. Apparently women can't resist average looking blokes who spit when they talk and probably have split personality disorder.

    I'm two out of three there and I get nothing! :(
  • SClaw 28 Feb 2013 11:57:04 826 posts
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    The thing you're missing with that comparison, however, is that Blakey was actually good at his job. It was the two lazy twats who messed everything up for him.
  • Trafford 28 Feb 2013 12:27:57 7,897 posts
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    Pepsipop wrote:
    I am a little jealous of those going on first dates, I miss the sex
    If that's the case, ask your husband.
  • Grunk 28 Feb 2013 13:26:17 4,717 posts
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    HairyArse wrote:
    One of them definitely kept me awake last night with her fucking snoring.
    You know you're not meant to do that when they are asleep!
  • Deleted user 28 February 2013 13:43:59
    Sex with the person always gets old no matter how good it started off.
    I compare it to ice cream, I love vanilla but it gets boring and it's always nice to have a bit of strawberry or chocolate every now and then.
  • Stickman 28 Feb 2013 13:45:27 29,655 posts
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    Bet you'd love a great big portion of chocolate.
  • L_Franko Moderator 28 Feb 2013 13:46:40 9,695 posts
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    I'm not sure how to process that.
  • mrpon 28 Feb 2013 13:48:35 33,110 posts
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    Pepsi likes it with hundreds and thousands.
  • Alastair 28 Feb 2013 13:49:09 20,256 posts
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    I am strawberry flavoured...
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