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  • GuybrushThreepwood 13 Aug 2017 07:53:08 1,234 posts
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    Garfy, that's a nice post to wake up to, it's made me smile. Glad you've had a good night and things are going well. Well done for facing your fears.
  • quadfather 13 Aug 2017 10:56:39 29,373 posts
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    Now, does she have a sister?
  • ChocNut 14 Aug 2017 16:48:35 2,339 posts
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    Good stuff Garfy
  • DukeSilver 14 Aug 2017 18:33:43 2,410 posts
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    ChocNut wrote:
    Good stuff, Garfy?
  • Syrette 14 Aug 2017 18:40:29 49,233 posts
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    Did Garfy smash it?
  • Psiloc 14 Aug 2017 19:03:42 4,096 posts
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    Wearing her skin as we speak.
  • JamboWayOh 14 Aug 2017 19:12:30 3,310 posts
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    Psiloc wrote:
    Wearing her skin as we speak.
    So hot.
  • quadfather 14 Aug 2017 19:25:48 29,373 posts
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    Could open a lampshade shop
  • JamboWayOh 14 Aug 2017 19:41:47 3,310 posts
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    quadfather wrote:
    Could open a lampshade shop
    Why stop there? He could open a skin based Habitat.
  • Garfy 20 Aug 2017 15:04:46 1,284 posts
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    4th date. Couldn't meet again any earlier cos I've had a head cold all week.
  • quadfather 20 Aug 2017 15:13:00 29,373 posts
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    Probably all that shagging, you monster.
  • LegendaryApe 20 Aug 2017 16:02:43 1,523 posts
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    @Garfy

    4TH DATE? SPRAY LYNX AFRICA ON YOUR WILLY
  • thelzdking 20 Aug 2017 16:07:04 6,350 posts
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    There's not enough Africa to cover his unit. Not even if you mean the continent.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Aug 2017 17:19:31 3,310 posts
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    Lynx Musk was clearly the best, at a push I could stretch to Inca and Atlantis. Ahh I miss the mid 90s and the belief that teenage me could get all the vag he wanted just by spraying himself with some fucking deodorant.
  • Metalfish 20 Aug 2017 19:30:16 9,189 posts
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    So I've got a date with a dutch scientist who looks a bit like a boy on Tuesday and I appear to be spending the evening discussing surfing with an intriguing vegetarian... ...who looks like a particularly pretty boy.

    I should just switch teams, shouldn't I?

    Edited by Metalfish at 19:30:37 20-08-2017
  • quadfather 20 Aug 2017 19:37:06 29,373 posts
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    The world is certainly intriguing
  • Metalfish 20 Aug 2017 19:41:10 9,189 posts
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    Indubitably.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Aug 2017 19:44:12 3,310 posts
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    Metalfish wrote:
    So I've got a date with a dutch scientist who looks a bit like a boy on Tuesday and I appear to be spending the evening discussing surfing with an intriguing vegetarian... ...who looks like a particularly pretty boy.

    I should just switch teams, shouldn't I?
    A pretty boy, BUT, with a vagina. Win-win really

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 19:44:30 20-08-2017
  • Metalfish 20 Aug 2017 19:46:51 9,189 posts
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    Well, I guess it depends what you're into, right?
  • JamboWayOh 20 Aug 2017 20:01:19 3,310 posts
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    True. Although...

  • thelzdking 20 Aug 2017 20:03:36 6,350 posts
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    I used to really fancy this boyish girl at university. True story.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Aug 2017 20:08:38 3,310 posts
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    When I was in Thailand I wasn't sure if I fucked a post op transsexual. Just saying.
  • thelzdking 20 Aug 2017 20:11:56 6,350 posts
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    Pre-op is better value for money IMO. More going on.
  • JamboWayOh 20 Aug 2017 20:18:36 3,310 posts
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    Hmmm, true. Cracking pair of tits though. To be fair you'd find worse in East Anglia.

    Edit: Funnily enough I remember working in Lowestoft on secondment for the civil service and I remember being served in Boots by a man who I could only describe as someone who was missing a gene, I'm not sure which one but one which contributes to being and looking and human.

    Edited by JamboWayOh at 20:21:08 20-08-2017
  • Metalfish 20 Aug 2017 23:00:45 9,189 posts
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    Hmm, I'm now talking to them both about surfing again. Nowhere does my profile mention surfing, so this is a bit odd.

    I guess they just love the watersports?
  • JamboWayOh 21 Aug 2017 00:14:48 3,310 posts
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    Pics or gtfo.
  • Garfy 27 Aug 2017 14:13:58 1,284 posts
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    7th date. Things are going well :)
  • quadfather 27 Aug 2017 14:45:42 29,373 posts
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    Hefner
  • neilka 27 Aug 2017 14:59:33 20,568 posts
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    Has she met Garfzilla yet?
  • Garfy 28 Aug 2017 13:43:31 1,284 posts
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    Is it still the 7th date when you wake up and have breakfast ;)
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