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  • Garfy 11 Aug 2017 16:24:56 1,286 posts
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    The older lady has cancelled going to this meal tonight after reading that I was taking someone else.

    Or she could be ill, she's had problems lately.
  • AceGrace 11 Aug 2017 17:07:54 3,135 posts
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    Hip replacement?
  • mrpon 11 Aug 2017 17:12:33 33,730 posts
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    Broken nose
  • Load_2.0 11 Aug 2017 17:26:04 25,795 posts
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    Heart trouble.
  • Trafford 11 Aug 2017 17:41:30 7,973 posts
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    Bingo seemed more promising.
  • quadfather 11 Aug 2017 17:47:53 29,452 posts
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    I just fancy a game of bingo
  • Garfy 11 Aug 2017 22:59:57 1,286 posts
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    A most convivial evening was had by all. Still super nervous most of the time but that's anxiety for you.
  • Garfy 12 Aug 2017 14:51:14 1,286 posts
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    The plot thickens...

    I was just invited to a rock covers night tonight by the lady I was trying (and failing) to chat up at the last rock night I went to. The older meetup lady will also be there. I've also invited my date from last night.

    I don't see how this could possibly backfire. I'm a genius/idiot.
  • JamboWayOh 12 Aug 2017 14:56:49 3,398 posts
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    Sonofabitch! He's only gone and got himself a potential four-way.
  • quadfather 12 Aug 2017 15:01:09 29,452 posts
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    Fucking knew it. It's hugh hefners love child isn't it.
  • Derblington 12 Aug 2017 15:09:13 29,683 posts
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    If the date from last night is going (3rd date?) then the rest are all out of the picture for romance.
  • Garfy 12 Aug 2017 15:17:51 1,286 posts
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    @Derblington I know but the situation seemed strange enough that I wanted to post about it.

    I don't know what the opposite of a player is but it should have my picture on the definition.
  • mrpon 12 Aug 2017 16:42:26 33,730 posts
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    I don't know what you're beating yourself up over Garfy, you've got out of the house, you've had dates, you've got more dates. You're obviously doing something right.

    I'd say you don't need this thread anymore, to be honest.

    Well done.
  • quadfather 12 Aug 2017 16:58:34 29,452 posts
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    Aye, just carry on doing whatever you're doing - no need to explain it or try to understand it - just enjoy it.
  • Garfy 12 Aug 2017 17:45:19 1,286 posts
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    Ok you know what you guys are right. I only started posting in this thread to help psych myself up so that I wouldn't quit.

    Then I quit.

    Then I started again and things are happening.

    Who knows what will happen next but I know to trust myself and just go with it.

    Thanks again for all the advice and jokes and shit

    Edit: Until the next time I lose it in the depression thread ;)

    Edited by Garfy at 17:47:04 12-08-2017
  • quadfather 12 Aug 2017 17:46:40 29,452 posts
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    That'll be 4 pints of cider please.
  • Jeepers 12 Aug 2017 17:48:34 16,392 posts
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    mrpon wrote:
    I don't know what you're beating yourself up over Garfy, you've got out of the house, you've had dates, you've got more dates. You're obviously doing something right.

    I'd say you don't need this thread anymore, to be honest.

    Well done.
    This. Be happy with how things are at the moment. It's all good.
  • Decks Best Forumite, 2016 12 Aug 2017 17:49:57 11,060 posts
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    Words obviously starting to spread about that joint of ham you're packing in your shorts.
  • Tomo 12 Aug 2017 19:35:35 15,588 posts
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    Garfy success \o/

    Warms the cockles.
  • monkehhh 12 Aug 2017 19:43:41 4,727 posts
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    Garfy wrote:
    Who knows what will happen next but I know to trust myself and just go with it.

    Great to read this, glad you're out there having some fun!
  • Load_2.0 12 Aug 2017 19:55:40 25,795 posts
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    Tomo wrote:
    Garfy success \o/

    Warms the cock.
    Ban this sick filth.
  • Tomo 12 Aug 2017 20:06:35 15,588 posts
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    Nahhh, it's what you pay the admission fee for, come on.
  • Garfy 12 Aug 2017 23:47:09 1,286 posts
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    Best nite ever! !!

    Edited by Garfy at 23:47:24 12-08-2017
  • LegendaryApe 13 Aug 2017 00:02:13 1,536 posts
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    @Garfy

    Do tell
  • Derblington 13 Aug 2017 00:04:19 29,683 posts
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    Blowjob in the toilets.
  • LegendaryApe 13 Aug 2017 00:06:29 1,536 posts
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    @Derblington

    Giving or receiving
  • JamboWayOh 13 Aug 2017 00:06:38 3,398 posts
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    He shagged two, murdered one.
  • Derblington 13 Aug 2017 00:41:19 29,683 posts
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    @LegendaryApe
    From what decks says, he can do both.
  • Garfy 13 Aug 2017 01:19:47 1,286 posts
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    I can assure you I was a perfect gentleman...

    ...But they kept buying me birthday drinks!

    But seriously I only had eyes ( and lips ) for my date. We make each other laugh so easily.

    I'm going to sleep before I sober up.

    Edited by Garfy at 01:22:32 13-08-2017
  • FuzzyDucky 13 Aug 2017 04:52:00 2,585 posts
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    @Garfy Nice one.

    I know I've been critical of some of your posts in the past, but I speak from experience being tightly wound and overthinking things, and it's no craic to be around. Going with the flow and putting yourself out there is how shit happens. You'll have ups and downs (ooh err!), but that just means you're living a bit. You can stay safe in your own bubble, but it also blocks the interesting stuff from happening.

    Glad you had a good night and err, Garfy Birthday!
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